Chapter 1 - EH?

**The Space Prince Joey is on his balcony overlooking the entire Colony. There are people singing, dancing, and playing around**

Prince Joey: *Sighs* I hate this. I don’t want to get married.

Queen Serenity: (O.o SERENITY IZ JOEY’S MOM?) Come on, Joey. Don’t be sad!! BEING MARRIED WON’T BE THAT BAD!!! LOOK AT YOUR FATHER AND ME!!! ^_^

Prince Joey: Exactly.

King Duke: Oh, come on, Joey!!! Give it up and choose a bride for the dance!!!

Prince Joey: All the brides YOU chose are ditzy, stupid, and are after our money. Can I choose a bride?

King Duke: ARE YOU KIDDING? YOU WOULDN’T CHOOSE!!!

Prince Joey: And your point is?

Moon-Chan: Prince Joey? Your bath is ready.

Prince Joey: Yea, thanks umm…….

Moon-Chan: Moon-Chan.

Prince Joey: Yea. Moon-Chan. Thanks.

Moon-Chan: -_- Your welcome.

~The Kitchen~

Moon-Chan: JIM!!!

Jim: HUH? *Drops cutting board on Gene’s foot* Oops…….

Gene: O_O OW!!!

Jim: Hehehehe……. SORRY GENE…….

Gene: *Wince* Forgiven.

Jim: What did ya’ want sis? (BUM BUM BUUUUUM!!!)

Moon-Chan: MY LOVE LIFE IS ROTTEN. PRINCE JOEY DOESN’T EVEN KNOW I EXIST.

Jim: You STILL aren’t over that guy? WHY NOT GO FOR KNIGHT KAIBA OR MAGICIAN KAI?

Moon-Chan: -__- Well, first of all, Magician Kai is always trying to force love potions down me. Second of all, Knight Kaiba is always……..

**Kaiba bursts through the door**

Kaiba: Malady. *Bows in front of Moon-Chan*

Moon-Chan: *Sighs* What do you want, Kaiba?

Kaiba: Your hand in marriage!!!

Moon-Chan: -_- FOR THE ZILLIENTH TIME KAIBA!!! NO!!!

Jim: He always does that?

Moon-Chan: Yup.

~Bathroom~

Prince Joey: ^_^ RUBBER DUCKY!!!

Ducky: *Squeak*

Princess Melfina: Dearest brother!!!

Prince Joey: O_O *Hides ducky in the water* WHADDYA’ WANT, SIS???

Princess Melfina: MOM AND DAD HAVE CHOSEN A BRIDE FOR YOU!!!

Prince Joey: O__O WHAT?!?!?!?!

Princess Melfina: HERE SHE IS!!!

Mariah: JOEY-KUN!!!!

Prince Joey: O_O NOOOOOO!!! NOT HER!!!

Princess Melfina: JOEY!!! DON’T TALK TO MRS. WHEELER LIKE THAT!!!

Prince Joey: MRS. WHEELER??? DON’T MAKE ME LAUGH!!!

Mariah: JOEY-KUN, I LOVE YOU!!

Prince Joey: -_- I HATE you.

~The Main Hall~

Moon-Chan: NIKKIIII!!!!

Nikki: *Jumps* AH!!! Oh, it’s only you. WHAT’S UP?

Moon-Chan: V_V MY LOVE LIFE IS A MESS.

Nikki: MINE TOO.

Moon-Chan: I CAN’T EVEN GET PRINCE JOEY TO REMEMBER MY NAME!!!

Nikki: I can’t even get Yami to notice me.

Moon-Chan: O_O YOU LIKE YAMI???

Nikki: Uh, yea?

Moon-Chan: O_o WOW. Well, we all like some form of royalty. BUT THE NOBLEMAN?

Nikki: AT LEAST I DON’T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT MAGICIANS POINSONING MY DRINKS WITH LOVE POTIONS.

Moon-Chan: -_-;;;;

~The Dining Room~

Princess Melfina: MMM!!! THIS IS GOOOOD CHINESE FOOD.

Prince Joey: *Flings noodle at Mariah* BULLS-EYE!!

Mariah: WHAT’S THIS NOODLE DOING IN MY HAIR?

King Duke: AH, JOEY. YOU AND MARIAH WILL BE SOOO HAPPY TOGETHER!!! ^_^

Prince Joey: NO WE WON’T!!!!

Queen Serenity: MEET MARIAH’S PARENTS!!!

King Ray: Hello, Joey.

Queen Aisha: HI, JOEY. (Aisha and Ray? Never saw that comin’.)

Prince Joey: WHAT ARE YOU PEOPLE NOT UNDERSTANDING? THERE WILL BE NO DANCE UNTIL I FIND THE RIGHT BRIDE!!! I’d rather marry that cute servant right there than marry her!!! *Points to Moon-Chan*

Moon-Chan: O_O UHHH…….. HELLO!

Prince Joey: SO AM I OFF THE HOOK?

King Duke: *Snorts* HELL NO! YOU CAN’T MARRY HER!!! SHE’S A SERVANT!!!

Moon-Chan: V_V Forever denied love……..

Yami: WHAT’S UP?

Prince Joey: YAMI!! SIT!! HAVE DINNER!! HELP ME OUT OF GETTING MARRIED!!!

Yami: What was that last one?

Prince Joey: Nothing.

~The Kitchen~

Moon-Chan: *Is holding a ladle and singing along with the radio* IF WE COULD GET FURTHER AWAY. I WONDER WHAT IT WOULD BE LIKE. YAY!! I’D BE SO HAPPY INSIDE MY HEART!!

Jim: *Is holding a spoon and singing too* ALL THE MEMORIES!! I HAVE ARE SO BEAUTIFUL IN MY MIND!! BUT THEY DON’T FEED THE HUNGER DEEP INSIDE MY SOUL!!!

Gene: *Unplugs radio* Well, now that THAT’S over, BACK TO WORK SLACKERS!!! *Cracks whip*

Moon-Chan: How is THAT supposed to help? Is the whip just for effect?

Jim: I think he’s just trying to scare us.

Moon-Chan: That’s probably the case.

Gene: LESS TALKY!! MORE WORKY!!!

Moon-Chan and Jim: -_- Ugh.

~Prince Joey’s Bedroom~

Prince Joey: *Is playing Soul Calibur II XD* COME ON, COME ON, COME ON!!!

Moon-Chan: Here’s some fresh sheets, Prince Joey.

Prince Joey: Thanks Moon-babe.

Moon-Chan: MOON-CHAN!!! Say it with me: MOON-CHAN.

Prince Joey: Yea. Right. Whatever.

Moon-Chan: Soul Calibur II? OH!!! MOVE LINK BEHIND THE GUY AND HACK HIM!!

Prince Joey: You know about Soul Calibur?

Moon-Chan: DUH! IT’S WHAT ME AND JIM PLAY WHEN WE HAVE THE DAY OFF!!

Prince Joey: PLAY WITH ME!!!

Moon-Chan: OKEY DAY!!!

**Several hours pass and Prince Joey lost every single game**

Prince Joey: O_o YOU’RE GOOD!

Moon-Chan: That’s what you get for messing with THE TALIM QUEEN!!! ^_^

Prince Joey: WELL, I’LL PRACTICE AND BEAT YOU!!!

Moon-Chan: HIGH LY DOUBT IT!!! ^_^

Prince Joey: NIGHTY-NIGHT, MOON-CHICK!!!

Moon-Chan: T_T Will he EVER get my name right?

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