Chapter 1 - Riku's fan girls

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A crummy little list of why fan girls bug me.WARNING:IF YOU ARE A SENSITIVE FANGIRL DON"T READ THIS!!!!!If you are I still don't care!(MY other name is Rikus_little_sister)(hahahahaha)

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Chapter 1 - Riku's fan girls

Reason 1: they don't go away.
Reason 2: they're almost as annoying as he is.(ALMOST!)
Reason 3: They collect EVERYTHING he touches
Reason 4: They think it's cute when they draw him KISSING Sora.(you are seriously mental if you thank that that is cute!)
Reason 5: They know everything about him.(this applies only to some!)
Reason 6: They would climb the Eiffle Tower to get to him!(It's happened!)
Reason 7: BANANAS DON'T KEEP WELL!(see the story)
Reason 8:They tore apart my house.
Reason 9: they think they can sing.(several fines in new windows)
Reason 10: they fall for it.(let me explain "it";You're sourrounded by girls, Yell Riku's name,They look around to find him,NOW RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!)
Reason 11: They panic every time they see them.

Many more reasons to come.AND feel free to comment. But no yelling I'm just telling the truth!

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BrokenMoonScar on February 16, 2007, 9:32:06 AM

What does "see the story" mean?

demonic_damsel on July 8, 2006, 6:52:26 PM

i like Riku he's cooool i'm just not that extreme

MewBerry_harmony16 on May 28, 2006, 5:40:32 AM

this is so funny, keep it up..*rolls around laughing*..its hilarious

Riku_Heartless13 on May 13, 2006, 8:58:10 AM

WHOOOO!! GO YOU!!!! OMG I HATE FANGIRLS!!!!!! Well, at least fangirls that crazy (which most of them are).

But I like the calmer ones, the ones that don't like yaoi, the ones that don't think of Riku 24 hours a day, the ones that don't think of... (insert dirty thoughts here)

Yes, but otherwise... YOU ARE GENIUS!!!!!!!!! I HATE SORA X RIKU!! HATE HATE HATE!! IT'S LIKE ASKING ME TO MARRY MY DOG!!!! ^_^ *huggles you* *gives you donuts and chocolate milk*

kittykat1992 on April 17, 2006, 2:04:08 PM

OMG that is soooooo funny ^-^ keep it up!!!

TehKupoKween225 on April 6, 2006, 8:31:12 AM

Ok this is just constructive critism so don't take it personally.

Riku fangirls are teh shoot!
I don't like RikuXSora (Those are Yaoi fangirls anyway) & Riku can't touch anything! He's data that's all, if you ask me these aren't really all that valid, what does singing have to do with ANYTHING? This is all truly biased in my opinion, you've probably been talking to those n00bie fangirls who over-react, not all of us are that obnoxious ^_^;;;

-KATZ o^_^o

KenshinJennings on April 3, 2006, 6:21:27 AM

I'm a fangirl,but I'm not so dumb as to do insane things.I'm fully aware of the fact that anime characters do not exist.They are either a blob of pixels,ink,etc...Sure,I like yaoi but I'm not so crazy as to think of my favorite character 24/7.Not all fangirls are dumb.My friends and I are fangirls,and we can discuss matters in an intellegent fashion.No offense,I also think some of your reasons are irratiional.For example,you could've took something that applied to reality[Such as Reason 1:Fangirls are annoying because...(Insert obvious reason here).What I hate the most about the annoying fangirls is that they create their own characters.There are many OCs inour world,each with the same template.There are actually some good characters,but that's rare.

hipeople on May 29, 2005, 12:41:54 AM

Lol!!I think Riku Is okay looking....Im not a fangirl....OH WHAT THE HECK AM I TALKING ABOUT!!HE's SO CUTE!!!,Im not THAT crazy though...I LOVE your reasons,story,uhhhhh....whatever you call it....(Sorrry im hyper!!!)

BluePaint on April 20, 2005, 6:49:29 AM

Me: Riku!
Other fangirls: Where! *start running away to find Riku and a bus hits them*
Me:Ok Riku you can come out now! *pulls Riku out of a gymbag*
Riku: claen your socks once in a while will you!
Me: Awwwwww...*huggles Riku* I love you.

ruppy007 on August 10, 2004, 12:28:47 AM

they actually tore down your house? How strong are they. Let me guess, as strong as Riku.

Akien on August 4, 2004, 11:14:26 AM

....This is funny listening to you guys!

Love...

Akien & Yoko

Sesshiroth on July 18, 2004, 10:41:16 AM

Awesome. This is SO funny

a-drawer-4ever on July 11, 2004, 8:42:45 PM

you should draw a blank and just insert the bishy's name in the blank ^^ yeah I feel the same way, about kurama you know they think its cute when kurama and hiei are- well we won't go there it makes me SICK ...

Moonprincess on May 14, 2004, 3:57:25 AM

Pieemien thanks.I just love your comics. My fave character is Ryan.

Soras_girlfriend on May 13, 2004, 11:05:32 AM

Sure ai love Sora but even I know my limits not to get crazy!

Kerushi on April 27, 2004, 8:31:34 AM

I'm a fangirl (and proud of it !) but I don't do video games, so anyone can have Riku, not like they can own him though... (although I do likey yaoi)But at least I still have a brain in my head. I know (unlike some fangirls) that the characters don't really exist so I'm not the kind that people hate! (at least I hope not. Don't hate me for being a fangirl, because I'm NOT like the rest. Not all people are the same even if they are all grouped in the same category. Thats like saying all people from Iraq are terroists, which is so not true I just hope you realize that, and don't go around hating EVERY fangirl you see)

Collen on April 26, 2004, 11:17:41 PM

Oh my good lord XD i'm not a fangirl but this was funny!