Chapter 7 - Chapter 7... Evac...

Part 7: Evac



Sonic: So… What are we gonna do until they come?

Shadow: Ghost story's!!

All: Naaaaah....



Shadow ignores them



Shadow: Ok, I'll start.

All: ~_~

Shadow: On a dark... eeh... night... When all lights were out... Some scary things came... I punched them all!! And Shadow saved the day!! The end!



Tails: Wow, good one!! ( claps like an idiot )

All: ~_~

Knuckle's: That sucked donkey butt...

Shadow: Why don't you try it, its hard you know!! ( looking pissed at knuckle's )

Knuckle's: Ok... Once, on a dark day... I was watching over the Master Emerald...



( long silence )

All: -_- .........

Sonic: So then what?

Knuckle's: Nothing... I just watch over the Master Emerald...

All: DO'h!! O_0

Rouge: Ok, enough with the stupid ghost story's...

Tails: Wait, I receive a message!



Radioguy: Station Six lockdown, prepare for evac..

Sonic: Were saved!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHOOPEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ( does chickendance )

All: ~_~



They run aboard the evacuation ship, the pilots and the crew looked a bit weird then they saw 2 hedgehogs, a fox, a bat, chameleon, an echidna and a crocodile... But no questions were asked...



Shadow: Ok, lets get out of here guys!

Tails: JUST WAIT ONE GOSHDARN MINUTE HERE!!!!!!!!

Sonic: Hell no, were saved dude!!!!

Tails: No...

All: WHAT?!!

Tails: I just realized something...

All: WHAT?!!!!!!!!!


Tails: Well, those escape pods were returning to earth right...?

All: Yes!!!!!!! ^_^

Tails: But which earth is that...? The Doom3 Earth, or “our” Earth if you know what I mean... Either way, if we are going back to earth now, then it wouldn't be our world from where we came from...


Shadow: ... Damn your annoying... Stop being an smart @$$...

Tails: In order to get back to our “real” world, we need the chaos emeralds to warp back! So whatever it is, the answer is in that UAC Research Base...



Shadow: Hell no, I'm NOT going back in there!!!

Tails; What, your chickenshoot? ( makes chickennoises )

Shadow: If you don't stop being an smart @$$, I'll strangle you with you tails...


Sonic: So we need to get back...?

Tails: Yeah...

Sonic: shoot... =(

Shadow: So what do we have to do?

Tails: I think that the chaos emeralds must be in the base somewhere, we need to find it. Like Rouge said, there were some teleporters in the archaeological dig sector.



Sonic: Its a never ending story...



They apologize to the nice rescue men and headed back to the base.



Vector: Like I'z said, We'z need to get to tha weapon armoury and strap yo self with some pieces. Then we'z gonna pop those bustah'z yo!!



Sonic: Sigh... Im with you Vector...

Vector: Aight, straight up home'z!

Shadow: Stop it Vector...

Vector: No way home'z, itz my lifestyle dawg!

Shadow: By the way, where's Espio...?

Sonic: I don't know, he was here a few minutes ago...

Shadow: Look, there he is! ^_^



Espio is not responding



Vector: Hurry up dawg! You'z slow!



Espio still not responding...


Sonic: Whats up with him...?

Rouge: I guess he's a zombie...

Shadow: What...?

Rouge: Well, he got bitten, so he turns into one of them, I've seen it in Dawn of the Dead...



Espio then suddenly attacks Vector without any warning, Vector see he's attacking but managing to block him before Espio could do anything.

Vector is throwing Espio over his shoulder, carrying the way down.



Vector: Yo, wassup homez?! You down again?!

Espio: GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG!!11

Vector: Aight, you'z straight!



All: O_0

Rouge: You should kill him before he can do any harm to us...
Vector: Naah, he aint no bustah, fool!

Shadow: Kill him now, otherwise were all dead!!

Vector: Up yours homez! You aint never turning yo back against yo posse!!

Shadow: Then I'll do it...



Espio managed to free himself from the grasp of Vector, he starts running all over the place, searching for a good spot to attack.



Vector: Espio?! Wot tha frack yo?! You'z a buster!! Whack `em Shadow!! Ice him!!

Shadow: With what?

Vector: You need to be strapped yo!



Gives a water gun to Shadow


Shadow: What the hell?! Its a water gun!!

Vector: Well, My momma sayz I aint carrying a real one yo...

Shadow: Wannebe...

Vector: Gimme that piece, I'll ice him myself!



Shoots water at Espio



Vector: Wot?! He aint dead!1

Shadow: Thats because he already is, dickhead... T_T



Tails: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIT!!!1

Sonic: What?!

Tails: Got a cure for Espio!!



Tails brings out a sedating rifle wich contains the medicine: anti-zombeeze®



Commercial: ZomBeeze, for all your undead problems ^_^



Shadow: Gimme that!



Shadow shoots Espio with the rifle. Espio falls down... unconscious.



Sonic: Wow.

Knuckle's: Where did you get that from?

Tails: I was smart enough to take some of the supplies from the vessel...


All: Aah...

Sonic: So... got any food with ya too...? Cause I'm starved...

Tails: Yup, Powder flavoured chilidogs, just add water!

Knuckle's: Where do you get water,

Tails: Well, I've got a bag of fresh wate- O_0



Shadow is pissing on the powder, then a HUGE chilidog magically appears...



Shadow: Hmm, tastes good, wants some?! ^_^

All: NOOOOOOOOOO! ( eew )



Knuckle's: Gross...



Everyone got there chilidogs eventually



Sonic: Hey Knuckles, did you that chilidogs were made from dogs?

Knuckles: *hurl* runs away

Sonic: Yay! More for me!



Vector: Enough fooling around yo, Tails my dawg, wassup next?

Tails: We need to find the Chaos Emeralds, then were able to warp back home.


Vector: Sounds aight, so where to?

Rouge: My jewel senses tingling!!

Tails: Where to?!

Rouge: Up there, to the 5th floor! I can smell them... Must get my preciousssssh.....



All: Wtf.... 0_o



Knuckles: I thought you were the serious one...

Rouge: That's because I'm pulled down to your stupidity! ^_^

Knuckles: You mean all of them right? Cause every one is doing stupid...

Rouge: Naah, just you...

Knuckles: Shuttup batgirl.

Rouge: Hey, guess what...?

Knuckles: What?!

Rouge: I'm gonna steal your Master Emerald again!!

Knuckles: ~_~



Shadow: STOP YOUR BLABBERING!!!!!!!!!!



To be continued!!!

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