Chapter 8 - Chapter 8... What the Hell?!

Part 8: What the hell…?


Sonic: Do we really need to climb those stairs? I'm tired!

Shadow: Stop whining Sonic...

Vector: Yeah, quit yo dogin!



They walk all the way up to the 5th floor, when suddenly:



Tails: Where were you guys? We've been waiting for 15 min!

Sonic: Huh...?

Rouge: We took the elevator...

Sonic: Oh...



There walking on to the room, where the chaos emeralds are.

( I'm not intending to do a boring search for the emeralds! Period! )



( There all whispering )

Rouge: Wait... stop, there's something in there...

Shadow: Potato-chips?! ^_^

Rouge: ... No, it looks something like a dog...

Knuckles: I'll take a look... *gasp* ( whispers )

Tails: What is it...?

Knuckles: Its those dog like thing with mechanical rear legs... I've seen them before...

Shadow: shoot, we need to get in though...

Sonic: How, we don't have any weapons...

Shadow: Its simple, just send Tails in there, they will attack him while we can sneak in and grab those emeralds... ^_^



Tails: no way...

Shadow: Yes way! =D

Sonic: Naah...

Tails: Pheeww....

Shadow: shoot...

Rouge: I think we will have to beat them by hand...

Knuckles: What?! Are you insane?! That thing will eat me alive!

Rouge: Naah, They don't eat junfood

Knuckles: 0_o

Rouge: Knuckles, you go in...

Knuckles: What?!! HELL NO!!



The dog like things are noticed that they are standing them!

( By the way, “the dog like things” are called a Pinkey demon, Check it out on google if you want to know how they look like )



Shadow: Whoopdidoo Knuckles... Way to go... -_-

Knuckles: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!



The pinky demons are running towards the group... Bursting the door and the wall. Vector is shooting them with his water gun.



Vector: Die!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sonic: Try to use the Chaos Emeralds remotely!

Shadow: Time for... Hyper Shadow!! ^_^

Sonic: Time for... Super Sonic!

Tails: Time for... Super Tails!

All including pinkey demons: O_o

Tails: What...? =(



Shadow: Charging up.....

Sonic: Wait... Somethings not right here...!!!

Shadow: Sonic, I feel it too...!!

Sonic: It backfired!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!1



*zap*



Shadow: Aawh... My head...

Sonic: Yeah, what you said.

Shadow: So were are we, not in another game are we.? Its all hot and sweaty here...



Sonic: Tails, can you find out where we are? .... Tails? Tails?!

Shadow: Looks like were the only one here...

Sonic: Hey, a sign! ^_^

Shadow: OMG WHERE?!!

Sonic: Welcome.... to heck...?

Shadow: Heck..? What the hell is that supposed to mean?



Suddenly a deep voice is heard.



Deep voice: Mwuahahahahaa.... Welcome, mr Anderson and miss Smith...

Shadow: O_o

Deep voice: Wait... Who are you...?

Sonic: Im Sonic and that my evil twin Shadow! ^_^

Shadow: Faker...

Deep voice: I wasn't expecting you...? * checks calendar *

Sonic: So... what is this place...?

Deep voice: Its Heck!!!1

Shadow: Don't you mean hell...?

Deep voice: No... Heck...

Shadow: How come that there is fire all over the place?

Deep voice: Tourist attraction...

Shadow: Ah I see...

Deep voice: What are you doing here...?

Sonic: Well, we were warped into another game, Doom3 because of my evil twin,

Shadow: What the...

Sonic: The base is crawling with monsters, did you unleashed them?

Deep voice: Yes...

Sonic: Why?

Deep voice: I felt like it...

Sonic: Oh ok, can you take them back?

Deep Voice: Yeah sure! ^_^

Shadow: Fo' real?!

Deep voice: Nope... >=)

Sonic: Well, we tryed, lets go home and eat some pie!

Shadow: No Sonic... No pie...

Sonic: Then we are already doomed...

Deep voice: You know what...? I like you aquarats, I'll play a game with you...

Sonic: What?! I'm no aquarat!

Shadow: Yes... You are... What game do you wanna play?

Deep voice: Monopoly...

Shadow: No!

Deep voice: Eeh... Poker?

Shadow: No...

Deep voice: Then what...?

Shadow: Cluedo...

Deep voice: Ok... But if you loose... You must suffer for all eternity's! Mwuahahahahahaha!!



Shadow: Sounds good to me, I already suffer by going with Sonic...

Sonic: What...?


Shadow: Anyway, if we win, you'll get ALL of those things out of that base...

Deep Voice: Sure, I'll take that bet... >=)

Shadow: Lets do it, Sonic, You keep outta this, your too stupid for these kind of things..

Sonic: Okidoki! ^_^



Shadow: Lets go dog!

Deep voice: Bring it on...!



They start. Setting up the board... Questioning who has killed dr. Black. A fierce thinking battle has begun... Half an hour later...



Shadow: YES!! IT WAS MR. TWEETLES IN THE TOPLESS NUDIE BAR WITH A CHICKENGUN!!!!!!!!1



Deep Voice is looking in the black bag in the centre of the play board



Deep voice: Damnit...

Shadow: Yay! I've won! Now bring those monsters back!

Deep voice: Ok ok... =(

Sonic: Yay We've won!!

Shadow: No... I won...

Sonic: Shoot...

Shadow: Ok, bring us back were we came from...

Deep voice: That wasn't part of the deal...

Shadow: Do I need to kick your @$$ again with Cluedo?!!

Deep voice: No...

Shadow: Then us back! PRONTO!!1

Deep voice: Ok.... =(



*zap*



Deep voice: All I wanted was a playmate...



Back to the UAC Space Corporation base, All Those monsters are dead!



Rouge: Where were you guys?

Sonic: We were in heck! ^_^

Shadow: Didn't liked it there, was to hot...

Knuckles: Hey look, Espio is regaining!



Espio barks



All: WTF?!



Rouge slaps Espio on the head, Espio still barking, Rouge slaps him again, continues for a while.



Knuckles: I think you broke him...

Shadow: Slap him again! Its funny! ^_^



Rouge slaps shadow



Espio: What...? Where am I...?

Vector: Yo Ezpio!! `Sup my dawg?!

Espio: YO VECTOR?! WAS-UP?!!!1

Vector: I'z knew you aint no bustah homez! ( tears )

Espio: Nah fool, I aint never turning my back against me posse yo!

Shadow: Great... More retardedness...

Tails: Eehm guys?

Vector: Wot?

Tails: Things are great and all but eeh... We have to get out of here...

Sonic: Aight... Lets go homez:

Vector/Espio: He'z fo' real ya'll!!

Shadow: *Sighs...*



To be continued!!







( Spoiler, 2 chapters left... )

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