Chapter 9 - Chapter 9... Beware of the Pinky's!

Part 9… Beware of the Pinky's!



( This is a long one, So grab a cup of tea and some biscuits ^_^



Sonic: Hmm… Where's the exit?

Tails: Well, I saw it on the map, I'll take a look again.

Shadow: You still got the chaos emeralds, Rouge?


Rouge is petting the emeralds.



Shadow: Rouge! Stop being silly!



Rouge slaps Shadow


Shadow: WHATS WITH THE SLAPPING!!!!1 I ALWAYS GET SLAPT FOR NO REASON!!!!1



Rouge slaps Shadow again



Shadow: Aawh...



Tails: Ok, I think I've found the exit...

Sonic: Where?

Tails: Look for a sign that says Exit...



All: -_-


After searching 4 hours for the sign, Sonic is noticing that the sign was in front of him the whole time.



Sonic: Found it! ^_^

Tails: Great job!!

Shadow: What?! It was me that took care of all those monsters!! AND SONIC GETS THE CREDIT FOR FINDING A STUPID SIGN???!!!!!!!!!

Sonic: Yup! ^_^

Shadow: OOOOOOOOOOWh... Thats it!! THATS IT!!!!!! I'M FED UP WITH YOU!! I CANT TAKE THIS shoot NOMORE!!1



Rouge: Chill out Shadow...

Shadow: NO!! I WONT JUST “CHILL OUT”!!

YOU GUYS CAN GO TO HELL!!!!!!!!!!!1

ALL OF YOU!!!!!!1



Rouge : Eeh... Shadow...?

Shadow: WHAT?!!!!!!!1


Rouge slaps Shadow again...





Shadow: Ya know what...? Im outta here, cya!!

Sonic: No, We need you!

Shadow: Like I give a shoot...

Sonic: Potato-chips...?

Shadow: No...

Sonic: Two bags of potato-chips...?

Shadow: No...!

Sonic: Three....?



Shadow finally got fed up with Sonic. Shadow grabs Sonic by his neck and is lifting him up, Sonic almost chokes.



Rouge: Wow, I think he's serious...

Shadow: DAMN STRAIGHT I AM!!!!!!



Shadow is getting a daydream again...



Maria: Dont choke him, you @$$!

Shadow: Maria... Is that you?

Maria: Yeah its me... Put Sonic down... Its not worth it...

Shadow: I have nothing to loose...

Maria: Just put him down...

Shadow: No... He deserves it...

Maria: DO I HAVE TO POP OUT OF MY GRAVE TO KICK YOUR @$$?!!!!

Shadow: No...

Maria: Then put him down... ^_^

Shadow: *Sigh...* Ok...



Sonic was put down, gasping for air.



Shadow: Haha, Sonic, you're all blue because you almost choked!

Sonic: I'm a natural blue stupid.

Shadow: I saw Maria again...

Tails: What did she said?

Shadow: She begged me not to kick Sonics @$$..

Sonic: No, thats not true...

Shadow: Offcourse it is, now shuttup.

Rouge: We should get going guys, I dont like this place...

All: No.... Really?!

Sonic: Its because it was infested with scary things, otherwise this place isnt so bad...



Espio: Right... Just... Move on...



They are walking to the exit sign, still, they need to cross a bridge to an other base. Some pinky demons are blocking the way on the other side...



Shadow: Hey... How can that be...?

All: What?

Shadow: There are still monsters!

Sonic: Well... You said all the monsters from THIS base, not the other base..



Shadow gets a flashback



Shadow: Anyway, if we win, you'll get ALL of those things out of that base...



Flashback ends...



Shadow: Shoot...

Tails: Espio, you go first!

Espio: Why?!

Tails: Because you are already bitten, they wont bite the same guy twice!

Espio: Good point, stay with me.



Espio is walking on while the rest of the group make footstep noises so that Espio is thinking that they are behind him...



Espio: Guys, there are a bunch of those things, we need to elliminate them.

Espio: Guys...?

Espio: Guys.................?



Pinky demons are looking hungry at Espio...



Espio: Eeh.... Nice demons... Down boy...



Espio was attacked by the pinky demons...



Tails: Whoa... I need to re-think my theories...



Shadow: Who needs tv when you have that?

*looking at Espio that was being attacked*



Rouge: Shouldent we help him?



Sonic is picking his nose

Sonic: Huh...? Yeah, whatever you said...

Shadow: *Sigh...* Okay, we'll help him...



Few minutes later the pinky's are dead.

( Dont ask how, its because Shadow farted on them )



Espio: Uurgh.... *Cough*

Vector: Espio, you'z ok dawg?!

Espio: Well except that my left arm was almost torn apart and that I'm bleeding like an idiot, I'm ok...



Rouge: We need to kill him, or find a cure...


Shadow puts up the sedating rifle again.



Espio: Aawh man... Again..?

Tails: Uhuh...

Espio: I hate my life...



Shadow shoots him with a sedating dart.



Espio: AAAAAH!! What the hell?! Those things are painfull!!

*Looks down*

Espio: AAAAAAAH!! YOU SHOT ME IN MY BUTT!!!

Shadow: ^_^

Tails: I think its not working...



Shadow shoot some more darts..

Espio is screaming like a pig.



A few minutes later...



Tails: Its still not working...



Shadow shoots alot more darts then before. Looking at Espio, he is coverd with darts all over his body...



Espio: I think... Its my birthday.... Aunt Nicole!! Wheres.... My present...? I sir... Challenge you... to... a dual.... *passes out*



Shadow: Yay! He's cured!!

Vector: ( to Espio ) I'm sorry dawg, Thiz just had ta happen ya know, Otherwise you'z would biten me'z in tha neck yo! I'll carry you'z, I aint no bustah...



Shadow: Ok... Lets move...



They cross over the bridge and find out there's a monorail that leads to the exit... They all got onboard the monorail.



Sonic: I'm still wondering... Where Amy and Charmy could be. We havent heard of them since Chapter 2...



Shadow: I think there both dead...

Sonic: *Sniff*

Knuckles: Its ok buddy... I miss them too...

Sonic: No... I was sniffing up a booger...

Knuckles: O_o

Tails: Lets see if this monorail works...



Tails managed to get the monorail started. They are all enjoying the view while the monorail transport them to other bases. They see that the monorail makes a stop at base 2,3 and 4



Shadow: Hey, look, its Eggman and his Eggpod! ^-^

All: O_o

Sonic: Look at the view... Its... Its stupid.

Shadow: Yeah, its so dull... Nothing but dust and rocks.



They arrive at base 2, but somehow the monorail accelerates...

They are speeding through the base.



Monorail computer Voiceover: You are now entering... Base 2: PowerPlant

Sonic: What the hell is happening?!

Shadow: Wheeeeeeee!!1 This is fun!!

All: O_o



Tails: This is not good..

All: You're kidding?!! ( sarcastic )



Monorail computer Voiceover: You are now entering... Base 3: Research



Again the monorail doesnt stop. It goed faster and faster...



Knuckles: OMG WERE GONNA DIE!!1

Rouge: Why? We survived the whole way here...

Knuckles: IVE COME THIS FAR TO GET KILLED IN A MONORAIL ACCIDENT?!!!



Sonic: Looks like it...

Knuckles: Shoot...



Then suddenly, the monorail arrives in base 4, but because the whole base was trashed and the rails arent fixed, the monorail derailed and they crashed...



Half an hour later...



Sonic: Uurgh... My head... Is everbody okay?!


They all let Sonic know that they are okay, but Rouge isnt responding...



Sonic: Rouge?!

Shadow: ROOOOOOOOUGE?!

Knuckles: ROUGE, GET YOUR FURRY BUTT DOWN HERE!!1



Nothing happends...


Knuckles: I could have sworn that would work...

Tails: Wait! Look over there!!



Rouge is just lying there, no lifesign or anything...



Knuckles: OH NOOOOO!1 ROUGE!!

Shadow: *sob sob*



Rouge: What wrong?

Knuckles: Well, your dead...

Rouge: No, I'm not...

Knuckles: OMG A GHOST OF ROUGE!!1



Rouge slaps Knuckles



Rouge: Nah, thats my stunt double...



Rouge pulls off the mask of the fake Rouge.

Rouge: Look, its Chris...

Sonic: So... Chris died...?

Rouge: Yeah...

Sonic: Lets have a minute of silence for Chris...



Shadow after 10 seconds: Ok lets go!

Sonic: Okay ^_^

Rouge: You were crying werent you?

Knuckles: Eeh.. Yeah, actually I did, I have my weaknesses you know...

Rouge: Your gay...

Knuckles: O_o



Sonic: Looks like we need to go on foot then...

Shadow: Aawh man... This just doesnt end!!



THE END!!1



Shadow: Finally

Author: Nope...



Shadow strangles author



To be continued!!1

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