Chapter 12 - Chapter 12... Its Chaos that keeps the world go ro
Submitted March 12, 2006 Updated October 7, 2006 Status Complete | Sonic and Shadow accidentally caused Chaos Control, which everyone landed up in another game… Everyone needs to work together to survive this hellhole… RANDOM HUMOR!!
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Chapter 12 - Chapter 12... Its Chaos that keeps the world go ro
Chapter 12 - Chapter 12... Its Chaos that keeps the world go ro
Part 12: Its Chaos that keeps the world go round…
*Incase you haven't noticed, this story is rated some violence and strong languages, so don't say I didn't warned you! * ^_^
After Peaches vanished in smoke and fire, they decided to save Amy and Charmy…
Espio: I think we should go guys, to earth.
Shadow: Yeah, I think so too…
Rouge: … What…? Espio, you're awake?
Espio: Yup, those sedating darts don't have much effect anymore…
Tails: Aah.. Are you still dizzy or anything?
Espio: Nope ^_^
Shadows brings up the tranquilizer rifle and shoots a dart on Espio's butt.
Espio: AAH!! Why the HELL did you do that for?!!
Shadow: I felt like it! ^_^
Sonic: Ok, lets go guys…
They are lining up the Chaos Emeralds… The portal opens up…
Espio: Let me go first guys, I haven't seen any action since I got here…
*looking pissed at Shadow*
Shadow hides tranquilizer rifle behind his back and whistles
Espio: Ok… I'm running through the portal… one… two… three….
Espio's still standing, looking a bit worried…
Espio: Four… five… six… seven…. eight… nine…
Shadow: Ooh, for fracks sake!! *pushes Espio*
Espio: AAAAAAAAH!!1
Espio disappeared in the portal…
Shadow: I'll go next…
Eventually, everybody got through…
Sonic: Well, here we are, Earth!
Shadow: Yay…
Tails: So… Where are we…?
Shadow: Wow, some channels, and a bridge!
Rouge: Hey, here's a route description!
Sonic: We're in Amsterdam!!
Shadow: WHAT?!! Do you know what that means?!!
Knuckles: Red Light District, Coffeeshops?!! Oh boy. I'm so gonna get high!! ^_^
Shadow: No….
Knuckles: Aawh….
Sonic: Then what?
Shadow: We're on the other side of the world!!!
All: SO?!!
Shadow: Peaches didn't say anything about where they planning to invade!! So how the hell do we know where they are?!!
Sonic: Good question…
Tails: Well… He did say that they are waiting for someone to open up the portal to Earth…
Shadow: So..? That still isn't useful…
Tails: No wait; it's because of that, I think we need to be on the UAC Space Corporation on earth.
Sonic: How to get there?
Tails: Warp back to the UAC Base on Mars, then we should use the regular transporter, which will warp us to the UAC Base on Earth…
Sonic: I don't get it….
Tails: *Sigh…* There are 2 UAC bases: One on Mars, one on Earth. They use the UAC base on Earth to get to Mars. They are being teleported there…
Sonic: How come the teleporters exist?!
Tails: HOW THE HELL SHOULD I KNOW, ITS THE FUTURE!!!!!!
Sonic: O_o
Shadow: Ok... CHAOS CONTROL!!!11
*zap*
Tails: Lets go to the entrance.
Shadow: Wait… Before we go, we need to stop by the Weapons Armory…
Vector: Aight!! We're gonna ice those fools!!
Espio: Fo' real!!
They are all heading back to the weapons armory…
Shadow: Ok guys, pick something!
Espio: Ooh… I like this one… *picks Katana sword*
Tails: Whoa!! A Glock 17!!
Sonic: Gimme that, you cant handle a gun yet!!
Knuckles: An M4 with M203 Grenade launcher!! *gasp*
Shadow: Hmm… I'll take the spas-12, the Berretta M9, the Barret M82A1 .50 cal sniper, a standard combat knife, tactical gear, some frag grenades, the HK MP5, Styer Aug, two Desert Eagles, a TEC 9, and maybe if there is still room an
AK-101…
All: ~_~
Shadow: What…? The AK-101 is a good rifle, Maria taught me to use it once!
Sonic: Make sure you've got enough ammo guys!
Knuckles: Rouge, wanna see my gun…? ^_^
Rouge: No… Wanna see mine?!
Knuckles: YEAH!!1
Rouge: It's a BFG! ^_^
Knuckles: BFG…?
Rouge: Big fracking gun! =D
Knuckles: O_o
( BFG is an actual weapon in Doom3 ) ^_^
Shadow: All done? Then lets move out…
They are walking to the teleporter room, until Sonic is seeing the vending machine again…
Sonic: Hey wait! *throws grenade at vending machine* *BOOM!!!* a lot of smoke and debris.
Sonic: Ha, you should have given my candy in chapter one!!
Vending machine is still standing. No scratch…
Sonic: Aawh…
Shadow: Stop wasting ammo!!
Everyone is looking at Shadow: All packed up, you can barely see his head…
Shadow: What, I come prepared!
After a few minutes they reached the teleporter.
Tails: Don't use the Emeralds, there useless now… Just stand in the blue circle, I'll do the rest…
Tails activates the teleporter, after a while, they are being zapped to Earth…
Shadow: Whoa!! That was cool!! DO IT AGAIN!!1
Tails: Guys…
Rouge: How can you walk, all strapped like that?
Tails: Guys…
Shadow: Cause I'm strong…
Tails: Guys…
Sonic: What?!
Tails: Some thing is looking very hungry at me…
Shadow: So what, just shoot it…
Tails: I'm not strapped!1
Shadow: Oowh… Ok, I'll shoot it.
*bang*
Shadow: First blood…. I love it… Lets go to the exit…
They got out of the base, and they are in the middle of the desert…
Shadow: Great…
Sonic sings: Just keep walking, Just keep walking, just keep walking, walking walking! ^_^
Shadow: Zip it…
Sonic: Ok…
After a while, they see a sign:
Sonic: Welcome to… Lake Minnesota…?
Shadow: A lake in the middle of a desert?
Sonic: Well, I don't know, it still doesn't look like its been attacked…
Then Tails showed up in a coach bus…
Sonic: TAILS!! YOU'RE THE MAN!!1
Tails: Thanks! ^_^ Its nice to here some compliments you know… Don't thank me all at once…
Shadow: Wait… H…Ho…How… Aah never mind, I'm not even asking how you got it…
Tails: Ok, hop in!
Sonic: Drive to the nearby town!
Tails: OKAY!!1
Finally, they got to a town…
Sonic: Hey look, a Kentucky Fried Chicken!!
Shadow: *Sigh…* Drive on Tails…
Sonic: NOOOO! PLEASE?!! IM SO HUNGRY!!!1
Shadow: No…
Sonic: Please…?
Shadow: No…
Sonic: Please…?
Shadow: ALLRIGHT BUT STOP WHINING!!1
Sonic: Yay!1
Sonic is going alone to the Kentucky fried, but no one is in there…
Sonic: Its deserted!! ='(
Shadow: Ok, drive on!!
As they drive through the town, they see that the whole town was in chaos, buildings on fire and stuff…
Tails: I think were to late… They already opened the gates….
Shadow: Shoot… So how are we supposed to find Charmy and Amy…?
Rouge: I don't know, I really have no clue…
Sonic: I think we should give up, its useless to search like this…
Shadow: Can't you've thought about that earlier…?
Sonic: Nope ^_^
Knuckles: You know what…?
All: What…?
Knuckles: Shadow can use Chaos Control to warp us back…
Sonic: You can do that…?
Shadow: Yeah…
Sonic: O_o YOU MEAN YOU COULD DO THAT THE WHOLE TIME BUT NEVER THOUGHT OF IT?!!!
Shadow: Yeah…
Sonic: Do'h….!!1
Shadow: Ok… I'll do it… CHAOS CONTROL!!1
*zap*
Sonic: Yay!! Home sweet home!!1
Shadow: Finally… I'm going to take a nap, cya later!
To be continued!!
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nextguardian on March 21, 2006, 5:03:09 AM
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That BFG thing was hilarious.