Chapter 1 - I couldn't think of a better title...
Submitted August 4, 2008 Updated March 8, 2009 Status Incomplete | Sonic and the gang need to find the Chaos Emeralds to save the universe from total chaos. On the way, they are tangled in a lot of random situations and meet characters they've never seen before... RANDOMNESS!!!1 8D
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Chapter 1 - I couldn't think of a better title...
Chapter 1 - I couldn't think of a better title...
Once upon a time… There lived 4 hedgehogs, a bat, 2 wolfs, a kangaroo and an echidna in a nice, cozy house… They knew each other all too well, and one day-
Feral: Whoa, whoa, whoa!! Time out!!!
All: O_o
What?
Feral: It’s not like a fairy tale or something… Come on!!!
But-
Feral: NO!!! >_<
All: O_o
Sonic: Not that whole randomness again…
Feral: YES!!!11 >_<
Sonic: But that’s madness!!!1
Feral: Madness you say…?
All: Uh-oh…
Feral: THIS!!! IS!!! RANDOMNESS!!!!!! >_<
Sonic: Don’t you mean Sparta?
Feral: … *slaps Sonic*
MrGimp: BOOYA!!1
All: O_o
MrGimp: …
Then there was a long silence as to question what these two idiots were doing here…
Feral: ADVENTURE TIME!!! ^w^
Tala: Oh bloody hell... Not again...
Blain: Why…?
MrGimp: Because… Eeh…
Feral: You lost all the emeralds!!!
Sonic: No we didn’t…
MrGimp: *throws emeralds away* You did now, scrotumsack!!
Shadow: …frack…
MrGimp: So, be a good little hedgehog and fetch them!
Sonic: … No…
Feral: But it’ll be awesome! You get to go camping! And driving! And going on adventures and quests and-
Peaches: YAAAAAAY!! CAMPING!!!
Tala: Nuh uh, Peaches. We don't have to go. The Chaos Emeralds aren't our problem...
Feral: *Uses her powers of awesomeness to make the Luna Emeralds vanish* Bwahahahahahahaha!!!
Tala: *Pause* Bugger...
Sonic: I guess we don’t have a choice then…
Blain: Well I do, I’m not going anywhere.
MrGimp: … You get to drive a car!
Blain: …
MrGimp: Unless you want to baby-sit Tails and Cream…
Blain: … I’m in.
All: …
Feral: Oh and eh, did we mentioned some evil dude is also looking for the Chaos Emeralds now and that the world that we know is forever gone if he gets hold of them all?
MrGimp: So you gotta saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaave teh world! ^w^
Peaches: YAAAAAAAAY!! TIME TO SAVE THE WOOOOORLD!!
Everyone else: Woo hoo... -_-'
MrGimp: Now go my fellow friends of justice!! And- *gets slapped*
Feral: Now that’s settled, lets go!!1
MrGimp: And away we go!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH- *explodes*
Then there was this big awful silence…
All: ……
Peaches: LET'S GO!!!
Sonic: Where do we need to go?! We don’t know where they are!!!
Tails: I got a… Chaos Emerald radar…
Then everyone jumps on Tails and slaps him out of the way and stare at the radar…
All: Oer… Shiney…
Then all of a sudden, a big @$$ SUV falls down from the sky… And it’s broken…
Shadow: What the hell is that…?
Blain: Izza car…
Shadow: And it’s broken…
Blain: And it has a note… “This may help you on your way. Love, Feral and MrGimp”
Rouge: I’m not a mechanic or something, but, shouldn’t the wheels be under the car instead of being scattered in our front yard…?
All: …………… *stares at Tails*
Tails: What!!
Sonic: You’re the nerd here! It’s your job to fix these things!
Tails: But-
Sonic: Well you fix it!
Tails: Yeah but-
Shadow: YOU’RE A frackING NERD!!!1 YOU FIX IT!!!1
Tails: O_o
After Tails got out his tools… He tried to fix the wheels… Few moments later…
Tails: Ok, eehm… I think I got the wheels fixed…
All: YAAY!!
Then the car just fell into pieces…
Tails: Heh… -_-‘
Shadow: Oh damn it…
Tails: Atleast the wheels are still attached… ^-^
Wheels fall off…
Tails: Heh… Guess we’re going on foot then! ^-^
Blain: … *throws wheel at Tails*
After Tails regained conscious and fixed the whole car…
Tails: Almost done!!
Car: *giggles*
All: O_o
Nicole: Did the car just giggled…? O_o
All: …
Sonic: Are you done yet?!
Tails: Yup!
Sonic: Bye Tails! Take care of Cream!!
Tails: But-
All: LATER!!!11
Blain: Shove over, I’m gonna drive!!1
Knuckles: I CALL SHOTGUN!!!!1
Blain: I got a shotgun for you if you don’t shut the hell up.
So… With eight people… It gets kinda cramped… So…
Knuckles: Wheeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!1 *pushes all sorts of buttons*
Blain: …
So Knuckles got thrown in the trunk. Sonic got strapped on the roof…
Blain: Everyone ready?
All: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!11
Shadow: You know how to drive?
Blain: … Maybe…
Then Blain goes flat out… In reverse…
Cream: AAAAAAH!!!1 –splat-
Rouge: Did you hear something?
Blain: No…
Rouge: It sounded… Meaty and crunchy…
Blain: I didn’t hear anything…
Then Cream crawls to the front to get away…
Shadow: Put it in drive.
Then Blain goes flat out again… Then Cream splattered all over the windshield…
Shadow: Hey look! Road kill!
Sonic: It’s Cream!!! O_o
Blain: *turns on windshield wipers* There.
After driving for half an hour… Everyone got bored… It all went silent…
Peaches: Who’s up for a game?!!
Nicole: What game?
Peaches: It’s called “In my pants”!!
Nicole: Well Blain would certainly love that game…
Blain: Shut up.
Peaches: No silly! It goes like this! You name a book, movie, game, anything, and you end it with, in my pants! For example, “Titanic in my pants!!”
Nicole: Blain has one in his pants…
Blain: …
Then Knuckles popped his head up from the trunk…
Knuckles: OK, me first!!! “Girls just wanna have fun” in my pants!
All: You wish!!! *lmfao*
Shadow: “Maria Maria” in my pants. ^w^
Blain: “Lord of War” in my pants.
Nicole: “Grease Lighting” in my pants!!!
Rouge: “Nice Guys Finish Last” in my pants…
All: O_o
Knuckles: “I am legend” in my pants!!!1
Blain: “Saving Private Ryan” in my pants…
Shadow: “Crawling” in my pants…
Sonic: “We Are” in my pants…
Knuckles: “Teenagers” in my pants!!!11
Blain: “Smells Like Teen Spirit” in my pants!!!1
Peaches: “ANGRY BEAVERS” IN MY PANTS!!!!1
All: O_o *lmfao*
Peaches: Yaaaaaaaaaay!!! I got an angry beaver in my pants!!
Tala: Too much information… O_o
After driving for a loooooooooooong time…
Navigation thing: “At the next intersect, turn right.”
Blain: … We can’t go right… There isn’t any intersect…
Navigation thing: “Turn right”.
Blain: …
Navigation thing: “In 300 meters, turn left, and then left again”.
Blain: There’s only a straight road here!
Navigation: “You have reached your destination.”
Then they all realized there in the middle of a desert…
Blain: Oh dog tits…
Rouge: I TOLD YOU GUYS TO ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN WE SAW THE SIGN 'Thank you for visiting Civilisation. Come back again'!!
Blain: So now what?
Car: *giggles*
All: O_o
Peaches: Let’s have a picnic!!!!
All: YAAAAAAAAAY!!!1
Tala: … -_-‘
Then everyone went to unpack some food and sat outside near the car…
Sonic: Eeh… Guys? Can someone untie me? It’s kinda hot up here…
No one paid attention to Sonic as they all stuffed their faces…
Car: THERE THEY ARE!!!!1
All: O_o
Blain: What the hell is wrong with that navigation system…?
Nicole: I think that was the car itself…
At that point, everyone looked up and saw 4 massive fireballs coming down from the heavens… Then the car transforms in a big @$$ robot… Sonic was still strapped on the roof…
All: ……. *jaw drops*
Car: Oh, hello!
Tala: … Just… What the hell are you…?
Car: I’m a roooooooobot! ^w^
All: …
Car: An Autobot to be more precise.
Sonic: Guys!!! Get me off!!!
Blain: So… That navigation system led us here…
Car: Yup…
Blain: And you drove all along…
Car: Yup…
Peaches: What’s your name?!!!
Car: … Sparklypoo…
Peaches: OH TALA!!!1 CAN I KEEP HIM?!! HUH?!! CAN I?!!1
Tala: No.
Car: It’s not fair! All the other Autobots get cool names, like, Barricade… Jazz… Optimus Prime… And… All I got is Sparklypoo… I feel so violated…
Then Optimus and all the others arrived…
All: O_o
Blain: So... Why are you here?
Optimus: We are here looking for the Allspark...
Blain: Sparkplug?
Optimus: No... Allspark...
Blain: Wtf is an Allspark?
Optimus: Our world, was once a proud race until it was consumed with death-
Blain: BOOOOOOOOOORING!!!
Optimus: O_o
Blain: Dude, listen to me.
Optimus: 'K...
Blain: Your a car right?
Optimus: Yes...
Blain: Cars have engines right?
Optimus: Yes...
Blain: Engines need sparkplugs to work right?
Optimus: ... Yes...
Blain: Then you’re not looking for an Allspark, your looking for a sparkplug!!
Optimus: T_T
Sonic: … Smart @$$…
Optimus: SPARKLYPOO!!! GET YO' SPARKLY @$$ MOVING!!!!
Sparklypoo: Oh, I gotta go guys! Nice meeting ya!!
Sonic: Guys!!!! Help me!!!
Then the Autobot fracks off with the other transformers…
All: …
Peaches: Oh… Sparklypoo will be missed…
everyone: o.O
Rouge: Well... That was unexpected…
Shadow: What about Sonic…?
All: …
Blain: A moment of silence for Sonic…
All: …
Shadow: Let’s go!!11
Tala: What the frack are we meant to do?
Suddenly, Sonic fell from the sky!!
Sonic: HOLY FUUUUUUUUUUUUU-!!! –splat-
All: …
Nicole: Where the hell did you came from?
Sonic: Sparklypoo flew off with the others… He was kind enough to drop me…
Then some other stuff fell along on Sonic.
Sonic: Ow…
Tala: There’s a tent!
Knuckles: … Echidna honeys volume 6…?
Nicole: We don’t have a dvd player…
Knuckles: CUUUUUUUURSES!!! FOILED AGAIN!!!!11
Shadow: …… We’re in the middle of the desert. With… No transportation…
Peaches: We have lots of food!
Rouge: And a tent!
Knuckles: We can’t stay here forever!!!1 >_<
Peaches: Correction... We HAD lots of food *Points to Sonic*
Sonic: *Chocolate and crumbs all around his mouth*... ^-^
All: Son of a dog!!11 *punches him*
Feral: Will they get out the desert alive?!!!
MrGimp: Will they ever find all of the Chaos Emeralds?!!1
Feral: Will Sonic admit to Shadow that he’s a sexy hunk a hedgehog?!!
MrGimp: And why the hell did we ever choose to collaborate?!!1
Feral: TO BE CONTINUED!!!!11
Feral: Whoa, whoa, whoa!! Time out!!!
All: O_o
What?
Feral: It’s not like a fairy tale or something… Come on!!!
But-
Feral: NO!!! >_<
All: O_o
Sonic: Not that whole randomness again…
Feral: YES!!!11 >_<
Sonic: But that’s madness!!!1
Feral: Madness you say…?
All: Uh-oh…
Feral: THIS!!! IS!!! RANDOMNESS!!!!!! >_<
Sonic: Don’t you mean Sparta?
Feral: … *slaps Sonic*
MrGimp: BOOYA!!1
All: O_o
MrGimp: …
Then there was a long silence as to question what these two idiots were doing here…
Feral: ADVENTURE TIME!!! ^w^
Tala: Oh bloody hell... Not again...
Blain: Why…?
MrGimp: Because… Eeh…
Feral: You lost all the emeralds!!!
Sonic: No we didn’t…
MrGimp: *throws emeralds away* You did now, scrotumsack!!
Shadow: …frack…
MrGimp: So, be a good little hedgehog and fetch them!
Sonic: … No…
Feral: But it’ll be awesome! You get to go camping! And driving! And going on adventures and quests and-
Peaches: YAAAAAAY!! CAMPING!!!
Tala: Nuh uh, Peaches. We don't have to go. The Chaos Emeralds aren't our problem...
Feral: *Uses her powers of awesomeness to make the Luna Emeralds vanish* Bwahahahahahahaha!!!
Tala: *Pause* Bugger...
Sonic: I guess we don’t have a choice then…
Blain: Well I do, I’m not going anywhere.
MrGimp: … You get to drive a car!
Blain: …
MrGimp: Unless you want to baby-sit Tails and Cream…
Blain: … I’m in.
All: …
Feral: Oh and eh, did we mentioned some evil dude is also looking for the Chaos Emeralds now and that the world that we know is forever gone if he gets hold of them all?
MrGimp: So you gotta saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaave teh world! ^w^
Peaches: YAAAAAAAAY!! TIME TO SAVE THE WOOOOORLD!!
Everyone else: Woo hoo... -_-'
MrGimp: Now go my fellow friends of justice!! And- *gets slapped*
Feral: Now that’s settled, lets go!!1
MrGimp: And away we go!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH- *explodes*
Then there was this big awful silence…
All: ……
Peaches: LET'S GO!!!
Sonic: Where do we need to go?! We don’t know where they are!!!
Tails: I got a… Chaos Emerald radar…
Then everyone jumps on Tails and slaps him out of the way and stare at the radar…
All: Oer… Shiney…
Then all of a sudden, a big @$$ SUV falls down from the sky… And it’s broken…
Shadow: What the hell is that…?
Blain: Izza car…
Shadow: And it’s broken…
Blain: And it has a note… “This may help you on your way. Love, Feral and MrGimp”
Rouge: I’m not a mechanic or something, but, shouldn’t the wheels be under the car instead of being scattered in our front yard…?
All: …………… *stares at Tails*
Tails: What!!
Sonic: You’re the nerd here! It’s your job to fix these things!
Tails: But-
Sonic: Well you fix it!
Tails: Yeah but-
Shadow: YOU’RE A frackING NERD!!!1 YOU FIX IT!!!1
Tails: O_o
After Tails got out his tools… He tried to fix the wheels… Few moments later…
Tails: Ok, eehm… I think I got the wheels fixed…
All: YAAY!!
Then the car just fell into pieces…
Tails: Heh… -_-‘
Shadow: Oh damn it…
Tails: Atleast the wheels are still attached… ^-^
Wheels fall off…
Tails: Heh… Guess we’re going on foot then! ^-^
Blain: … *throws wheel at Tails*
After Tails regained conscious and fixed the whole car…
Tails: Almost done!!
Car: *giggles*
All: O_o
Nicole: Did the car just giggled…? O_o
All: …
Sonic: Are you done yet?!
Tails: Yup!
Sonic: Bye Tails! Take care of Cream!!
Tails: But-
All: LATER!!!11
Blain: Shove over, I’m gonna drive!!1
Knuckles: I CALL SHOTGUN!!!!1
Blain: I got a shotgun for you if you don’t shut the hell up.
So… With eight people… It gets kinda cramped… So…
Knuckles: Wheeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!1 *pushes all sorts of buttons*
Blain: …
So Knuckles got thrown in the trunk. Sonic got strapped on the roof…
Blain: Everyone ready?
All: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!11
Shadow: You know how to drive?
Blain: … Maybe…
Then Blain goes flat out… In reverse…
Cream: AAAAAAH!!!1 –splat-
Rouge: Did you hear something?
Blain: No…
Rouge: It sounded… Meaty and crunchy…
Blain: I didn’t hear anything…
Then Cream crawls to the front to get away…
Shadow: Put it in drive.
Then Blain goes flat out again… Then Cream splattered all over the windshield…
Shadow: Hey look! Road kill!
Sonic: It’s Cream!!! O_o
Blain: *turns on windshield wipers* There.
After driving for half an hour… Everyone got bored… It all went silent…
Peaches: Who’s up for a game?!!
Nicole: What game?
Peaches: It’s called “In my pants”!!
Nicole: Well Blain would certainly love that game…
Blain: Shut up.
Peaches: No silly! It goes like this! You name a book, movie, game, anything, and you end it with, in my pants! For example, “Titanic in my pants!!”
Nicole: Blain has one in his pants…
Blain: …
Then Knuckles popped his head up from the trunk…
Knuckles: OK, me first!!! “Girls just wanna have fun” in my pants!
All: You wish!!! *lmfao*
Shadow: “Maria Maria” in my pants. ^w^
Blain: “Lord of War” in my pants.
Nicole: “Grease Lighting” in my pants!!!
Rouge: “Nice Guys Finish Last” in my pants…
All: O_o
Knuckles: “I am legend” in my pants!!!1
Blain: “Saving Private Ryan” in my pants…
Shadow: “Crawling” in my pants…
Sonic: “We Are” in my pants…
Knuckles: “Teenagers” in my pants!!!11
Blain: “Smells Like Teen Spirit” in my pants!!!1
Peaches: “ANGRY BEAVERS” IN MY PANTS!!!!1
All: O_o *lmfao*
Peaches: Yaaaaaaaaaay!!! I got an angry beaver in my pants!!
Tala: Too much information… O_o
After driving for a loooooooooooong time…
Navigation thing: “At the next intersect, turn right.”
Blain: … We can’t go right… There isn’t any intersect…
Navigation thing: “Turn right”.
Blain: …
Navigation thing: “In 300 meters, turn left, and then left again”.
Blain: There’s only a straight road here!
Navigation: “You have reached your destination.”
Then they all realized there in the middle of a desert…
Blain: Oh dog tits…
Rouge: I TOLD YOU GUYS TO ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN WE SAW THE SIGN 'Thank you for visiting Civilisation. Come back again'!!
Blain: So now what?
Car: *giggles*
All: O_o
Peaches: Let’s have a picnic!!!!
All: YAAAAAAAAAY!!!1
Tala: … -_-‘
Then everyone went to unpack some food and sat outside near the car…
Sonic: Eeh… Guys? Can someone untie me? It’s kinda hot up here…
No one paid attention to Sonic as they all stuffed their faces…
Car: THERE THEY ARE!!!!1
All: O_o
Blain: What the hell is wrong with that navigation system…?
Nicole: I think that was the car itself…
At that point, everyone looked up and saw 4 massive fireballs coming down from the heavens… Then the car transforms in a big @$$ robot… Sonic was still strapped on the roof…
All: ……. *jaw drops*
Car: Oh, hello!
Tala: … Just… What the hell are you…?
Car: I’m a roooooooobot! ^w^
All: …
Car: An Autobot to be more precise.
Sonic: Guys!!! Get me off!!!
Blain: So… That navigation system led us here…
Car: Yup…
Blain: And you drove all along…
Car: Yup…
Peaches: What’s your name?!!!
Car: … Sparklypoo…
Peaches: OH TALA!!!1 CAN I KEEP HIM?!! HUH?!! CAN I?!!1
Tala: No.
Car: It’s not fair! All the other Autobots get cool names, like, Barricade… Jazz… Optimus Prime… And… All I got is Sparklypoo… I feel so violated…
Then Optimus and all the others arrived…
All: O_o
Blain: So... Why are you here?
Optimus: We are here looking for the Allspark...
Blain: Sparkplug?
Optimus: No... Allspark...
Blain: Wtf is an Allspark?
Optimus: Our world, was once a proud race until it was consumed with death-
Blain: BOOOOOOOOOORING!!!
Optimus: O_o
Blain: Dude, listen to me.
Optimus: 'K...
Blain: Your a car right?
Optimus: Yes...
Blain: Cars have engines right?
Optimus: Yes...
Blain: Engines need sparkplugs to work right?
Optimus: ... Yes...
Blain: Then you’re not looking for an Allspark, your looking for a sparkplug!!
Optimus: T_T
Sonic: … Smart @$$…
Optimus: SPARKLYPOO!!! GET YO' SPARKLY @$$ MOVING!!!!
Sparklypoo: Oh, I gotta go guys! Nice meeting ya!!
Sonic: Guys!!!! Help me!!!
Then the Autobot fracks off with the other transformers…
All: …
Peaches: Oh… Sparklypoo will be missed…
everyone: o.O
Rouge: Well... That was unexpected…
Shadow: What about Sonic…?
All: …
Blain: A moment of silence for Sonic…
All: …
Shadow: Let’s go!!11
Tala: What the frack are we meant to do?
Suddenly, Sonic fell from the sky!!
Sonic: HOLY FUUUUUUUUUUUUU-!!! –splat-
All: …
Nicole: Where the hell did you came from?
Sonic: Sparklypoo flew off with the others… He was kind enough to drop me…
Then some other stuff fell along on Sonic.
Sonic: Ow…
Tala: There’s a tent!
Knuckles: … Echidna honeys volume 6…?
Nicole: We don’t have a dvd player…
Knuckles: CUUUUUUUURSES!!! FOILED AGAIN!!!!11
Shadow: …… We’re in the middle of the desert. With… No transportation…
Peaches: We have lots of food!
Rouge: And a tent!
Knuckles: We can’t stay here forever!!!1 >_<
Peaches: Correction... We HAD lots of food *Points to Sonic*
Sonic: *Chocolate and crumbs all around his mouth*... ^-^
All: Son of a dog!!11 *punches him*
Feral: Will they get out the desert alive?!!!
MrGimp: Will they ever find all of the Chaos Emeralds?!!1
Feral: Will Sonic admit to Shadow that he’s a sexy hunk a hedgehog?!!
MrGimp: And why the hell did we ever choose to collaborate?!!1
Feral: TO BE CONTINUED!!!!11
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