Chapter 2 - Raccoon City...

LAST TIME!!!!!

*Garbeled rubbish*

THIS TIME!!!!

Even more garbeled rubbish!!!1

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Hooray!!!!1

All: .....
Knuckles: I sense something.
All: O_o
Knuckles: And it’s to my right!!!1 *smacks into sign*
All: …
Sonic: “Raccoon City, 20 miles.”
All: …
Sonic: “Beaver City, 30 miles”.
All: …
Sonic: “Capybara City, 40 miles”.

Then they all discover a McDonalds was next to them the whole time.

Shadow: O_o
All: …
Shadow: … I WANT A HAPPY MEAL!!!!
Blain: Oh fracknuts, he lost it again…
Shadow: WHERE’S MY MARIA?!!!11 MARIA PROMISED ME TO TAKE ME TO MCDONALDS FOR A HAPPY MEAL!!!!1 BUT I DON’T HAVE A HAPPY MEAL!!!!1 YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

So they all entered the McDonalds thing to satisfy Shadow’s primal needs… And because it was the only way to shut him up… But, as they entered the McDonalds, it was dark and desolated… They approached the counter and there was a guy standing there, not moving an inch… He had bite marks all over him and blood and stuff…

Guy: Blargh!!1
Shadow: One happy meal please! ^w^
Guy: Blargh?
Shadow: A coke.
Guy: Blerghblablablerghbluuuuuuurgh…
Shadow: …… Anyone got some money…?

And they all said no as the guy behind the counter freaked them out…

Guy: Blerghblablablurhgmeep!
Shadow: Whaddaya mean I cant have it?!! O_o
Guy: BLEEEEEEEEEEEEERGH!!!11
Shadow: I WANT MY HAPPY MEAL!!!11
Guy: Blargh…
Shadow: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!1

Then Shadow jumped over the counter and bashed the guy senseless… And stole a happy meal toy. As the others looked at the dead guy…

Tala: I think it’s a zombie.
Sonic: What makes you think that?
Tala: Well the fact that his jaw is missing and maggots coming out of his eyes gave me a hunch.

Shadow: *chews on happy meal toy* =3

Rouge: What's that? *Points to something in the far corner of the resteraunt. They all look closer*
Peaches: Awww.... It's a bunny! ^_^ *Makes strange clicky noises to attract it*
Rabbid: Bwa? *Comes closer*
Knux: Guys... I think it's another zombie...
*Pause*
Rabbid: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!! *Pulls plunger out of nowhere and chases them*
Rouge: Jinkies!

All including rabbid: O_o *stopped dead in there tracks and stared at Rouge*
Rouge: What…? O_o
Shadow: Jinkies…? O_o
Rouge: Yeah!
Shadow: … Dyke…
Rouge: I’m not a dyke!
Shadow: …
Rouge: …
Shadow: … Dyke… >w<

Then the rabbid kept looking hungry at the crew…

Rabbid: Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa…
Tala: Run, he’s gonna eat ya.
All: …

Then all of a sudden, it jumped on Blain, sucking a plunger in his face and made those nibble sounds…

Blain: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!! SON OF A dog!!! HE GOT ME!!!! GET HIM OFF ME!!!! OH frack!!!1 HE’S BITING ME!!!! HE’S BITING MY LEG!@!!!11 IT BUUUUUUUUUUUURNS!!!!1 FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!1

All: …………
Shadow: Five bucks on the bunny.
Sonic: I’m in.
Nicole: Shouldn’t we help him?

They all watched as Blain struggled with the bunny…

Shadow: Naah, look, Blain’s winning!
Knuckles: No, I’m pretty sure that’s blood coming out of his ear…
Shadow: SHUDDAP!!!!1 BLAIN’S WINNING!!!1 *slaps Knuckles*

As Blain finally managed to throw the bunny of him, he grabs the rabbid’s head and stuck it in a frying pan. The rabbid gurgles in the boiling oil… Then Blain stumbles back to the crew…

Sonic: You owe me five bucks Shadow…
Shadow: *Punches Sonic*
Blain: Thanks for the help…
All: No problem! ^w^
Blain: … -_-‘
Tala: Well Blain, nice knowing ya, but you gotta die.
Blain: O_o
Tala: Yeah! You got bitten, so you’ll become one of them. So basically, you’ll die.
Blain: … Again? Oh dog tits…

Peaches: It's getting dark outside...
Sonic: We should focus on finding somewhere to stay the night.
Nicole: Yeah. We can kill Blain in the morning.
Blain: Oh goody.... -_-'

So they all fracked off to Raccoon City. Once they got there, they noticed the city was deserted and all of a sudden, an eerie silence surrounded them with nothing else but hearing the wind wave through the deserted streets…

Shadow: Woooooooooooooooooosh…
Sonic: *slaps Shadow*
Peaches: How you holding up Blain?

Then they all looked at Blain who started to mutate… Peaches poked his bunny ears that began to grow on his head…

Blain: Peachy... fracking... Creamy... -_-'
Peaches: Goood! ^w^
Blain: All of a sudden, I feel like I’m craving for carrots…
Tala: Here, this should help.

Then Tala pulled out a scarf out of nowhere and strapped it around Blain’s leg just above the biting wound.

Tala: It should slow down the infection.
Blain: Whoopdidoo…
Shadow: SILEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENCE!!!!111
All: O_o
Shadow: I hear something…

Then they see a crapload of those zombie rabbids feasting on a body… And as they turned around…

Shadow: … We’re surrounded.
Sonic: We gotta get past them somehow…
Blain: It’s easy… Just send Nicole there, they will attack her while we can sneak around and get away…

Nicole: What?!!!1

Then all the rabbids found out they had visitors… And fresh meat… O_o
So they started to close in on them…

Blain: Whoopdidoo Nicole, way to go… -_-‘
Sonic: Ok, on three, we all run like hell and scream like doges.
All: …
Sonic: THREE!!!11
All: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!1 *run like hell*

As they ran past the zombie rabbids, they noticed a church…

Tala: But, there’s a nice 5-star hotel with food and weapons over there!

Ahem, I said, they noticed a church.

Tala: Damn you…

So they all ran towards the church, barged in the door and locked it…

Knuckles: *does a monk’s chant*
Shadow: SHUT THE HELL UP!!!1
Blain: Ssh… I hear something…

Carefully… They walked down the dark corridor… With every footstep they made, the sounds gets louder… Then all of a sudden, it stops again… As they turned a corner… Blain noticed something… He gestured the others to follow him as he carefully opened a door… Then all of a sudden, a shot was heard, and Blain stumbled back as he yelled in pain…

Guy: STAY BACK!!!! YOU’RE NOT TURNING ME INTO ONE OF THEM!!!1 THIS IS MY HIDING PLACE!!!1 GET OUT!!11

All: … Ok…

So they all turned around and locked the door…

Guy: Guys! Come back! I only wanted someone to talk to! I’m sorry for shooting you! Don’t leave me! Come baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack!!!1 *cries*

Then sounds of a person being mauled rang through out the church. Blain crawled towards the others seeing as he was shot in his leg…

Blain: Ow, ow, ow…
Peaches: *pokes rabbit ears* Heehee! ^w^
Blain: … Tala, can I punch her?
Tala: Naah, just a slap will do.
Blain: …
Shadow: You ok Blain?
Blain: I’m turning into one of them am I…?
Sonic: Well… This isn’t easy for me to say but… Yes… You are…
Blain: I don’t wanna die man…
Nicole: Why not?
All: ……
Nicole: Shutting up now… ^w^

Then Blain collapsed… He had just enough strength to pull Sonic over…

Sonic: Whoa!!! *bumps head into wall and passes out*
Blain: ………… *pulls Shadow over*
Shadow: O_o
Blain: Shadow… L-listen to me… If… If I turn into one of them… Sl-Slap Peaches for me when… When she’s poking my ears…

Shadow: I will Blain…
Blain: … Aw man this sucks……

Then there was this big awful silence…

Knuckles: Did you know echidnas are the only mammals that lay eggs? ^w^

Suddenly, there is a loud thud at the door. Tala and Rouge run to check out what's going on only to realise that the rabbids are trying to bust the door down.

Rouge: But! That's evil!

*Sigh* Fine… The rabbids get bored so they go and have some coffee to give the others enough time to think of a plan. There.

Rabbid: Bwa daaah bwa daa!! Bwa daaah ba bwaa da ba daah bwa…*

*translation: Oh for fracks sake!! Let’s go guys, we got some donuts left…

Rabbids: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!1**

**translation: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!1

Rouge: Thank you… ^w^

I don’t know what to say right now.

Sonic: So now what?
Shadow: Whadda ya mean?
Sonic: We’re in a church, surrounded by zombie rabbid things, with no hope of escaping alive. Sergeant major Blockhead is dead and-

Blain: I’m not dead!!

Sonic: … I…
Shadow: What…?
Sonic: I miss him already… I can still hear him call us names…
Blain: You fracking asswipe!! I’m not dead yet!!!
Rouge: You mean we’re all gonna die here…?
Sonic: Yes Rouge… Gentlemen… It was an honour working with you…
All: …
Sonic: What?
Shadow: I hope your dick falls off.
Sonic: O_o

Tala: As much as I hate to break your dog-fight up, those fracked up zombie things are getting closer...

Knuckles: SWEET GHANDI!!!!1 THEIR COMING IN!!!!!

Then suddenly, Ghandi appeared dressed up as Naruto.

Ghandi: KAGE BUNSHIN NO JETSU!!!!

Then all the bunnies got blown away…

*Awkward silence*

Ghandi: … O_o
Sonic: Yeah thanks, we’re good now.
Ghandi: Aight. *disappears in a flash*
All: …
Rouge: Scary.


Feral: Where will their adventure take them next?!
MrGimp: Will Sonic stop screaming like a dog?!
Feral: Will Knux EVER stop wearing Rouge's thongs when no one is around?!

Rouge: Wait what?!
Knuckles: What, it’s comfortable!

MrGimp/Feral: O_o *jaw drop*

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MrGimp: … Well, that was breaking news.
Feral: I was right…? O_o
MrGimp: To be continued!!
Feral: I was right!! Whoohoo!!

MrGimp: To be continued!!!1 >_

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