Chapter 3 - Yaaarrrrrrrr!!!!
Submitted August 4, 2008 Updated March 8, 2009 Status Incomplete | Sonic and the gang need to find the Chaos Emeralds to save the universe from total chaos. On the way, they are tangled in a lot of random situations and meet characters they've never seen before... RANDOMNESS!!!1 8D
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Chapter 3 - Yaaarrrrrrrr!!!!
Chapter 3 - Yaaarrrrrrrr!!!!
After everyone got out of the church and noticed those dead rabbid things…
Sonic: Where to now?
Shadow: This way.
Then all of a sudden they got slapped by a giant hand.
Hand: DO NOT FOLLOW THAT WAY!!!
All: … Eh?
And the giant hand slapped them again.
Hand: It is destiny!!! You must follow this road!!
Angelic choruses are heard as a road is being lit up by a light from the heavens.
Hand: ……
All: …
Nicole: Is it me or is this getting weirder by the minute…?
Sonic: … Super Smash Brothers Melee…?
Hand: GO FORTH YOUNG HEROES!!! DEFEAT THAT WHAT HAS COME UPON YOU!!!!
Sonic: Let’s just-
Then the giant hand slapped Sonic…
Sonic: OW!!! What the hell!!
Hand: … ^w^
All: …
Hand: There will be a ship near the docks!! Board it!! And you shall find what you are looking for!!
Shadow: You mean the Chaos Emeralds will be there?
Hand: … No! ^w^
All: …
Hand: Bye!
Then the hand just magically disappeared.
Sonic: …
All: …
Meanwhile… At the docks…
Sparrow: I owe Davy Jones 100 souls…
Gibbs: Yup…
Sparrow: Where to get 100 souls…
All: HEY GUYS!!!
Sparrow: You’re hired!! All of you!!
All: O_o
Rouge: Hired for what?
Sparrow: To join my crew!
Sonic: … We gotta think about that.
So they all stand in a circle… Since they got no clue where to go, they decided to join. Also, because the Hand said it. Kinda strange, considering a hand doesn’t have a mouth…
Sonic: … We’re in!
Gibbs: Aye!
Sparrow: Lemme see you’re tough pirate faces!
Then everyone pulls a weird face like they gotta shoot needles.
Sparrow: Close enough.
Peaches: Awesome!!
Sparrow: My name be Capt’n Jack Sparrow…
Gibbs: And I’m Master Gibbs…
All: Hello.
Sparrow: … Hoist the flags!!!! Raise that big thingy!!!!
Gibbs: Welcome to the Black Pearl lads…
So after they got on board and the ship set off to open water…
Sonic: So where are we going?
Blain: I don’t know, I’m still confused.
Sonic: About what?
Blain: Well we boarded a ship, while there were like, hundreds of more ships back at the docks…
Sonic: So?
Blain: So… The Hand didn’t say which ship…
Sonic: And you’re point being…?
Blain: Why the hell did we had to choose a ship with singing pirates?!!!
Sparrow: *singing* I GOT A JAR OF DIRHIIIRT!!! I GOT A JAR OF DIRHIIIRT!!!
Shadow: The captain isn’t the only one singing…
Peaches: *sings* IF YOU'RE HAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT, CLAP YOUR HANDS!!!!
Pirates: *Clap clap* ^w^
Blain: This is bullshoot, I’m gonna talk to the captain.
Sonic: Good luck…
So after Blain got up and went to Sparrow on deck…
Blain: Captain Sparrow sir?!
Sparrow: Yeeeeeeees?
Blain: Where are we heading?
Sparrow: Cuba my little spiky friend… Cuba…
Blain: Doing what?
Then they feel a huge bump… Everyone almost fell forward…
Tala: What the hell was that?!
Pirate: WE MUST HAVE HITTENED A REEF!!!
Gibbs: That’s no reef…
Pirate: IT’S THE FLYING DUTCHMAN!!!
Sparrow: … Bugger…
Sounds of wood creaking are heard…
Sonic: Was that you…?
Shadow: Eh?
Wood creaking gets louder…
Shadow: What are you talking about…?
Sonic: Holy shoot, what's that smell??!! Did you just fart?!
Shadow: NO I DIDN’T!!!
Again, wood creaking noises…
Sonic: SHADOW!! I SWEAR TO GOD, IF YOU CRACK ANOTHER ONE, PLEASE WARN BEFORE-!!!!
Then Shadow looked scared shootless. Which was funny as hell to see. What he saw was…
Gibbs: IT’S THE KRAKEN!!!!!! O_o *rolls around on deck*
Will: SWEET GHANDI ON A POGOSTICK!!!!
Then Ghandi hops passed them on deck with a pogostick.
Ghandi: 'Sup?
All: … Awkward…
Sonic: Where the hell did he came from…?
And as the Flying Dutchman closes in, weapons are being handed out… Blain got a musket pushed in his hands as the crew of the Flying Dutchman board the Black Pearl… And the inevitable fight was starting…
Sparrow: YOU THERE!!! POSSUM AND… GUINEA PIG!!!!1
Tala/Nicole: Eh?!
Sparrow: GUARD THE RUM!!!
Tala/Nicole: O_o
Sparrow: NOW!!! I DON’T WANNA LOSE IT AGAIN LIKE LAST TIME!!!1
Then Tala and Nicole put up their mean pirate faces.
Tala/Nicole: ARGGG!!!!
Sparrow: …
And as Tala and Nicole ran below deck to “guard” the rum, everyone else was fighting on board. Blain just stood there with a musket hesitating on what to do.
Gibbs: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!!!
Blain: At the RRTS, I always got ordered on what to do.
Gibbs: YOU GOT A MUSKET!!!
Blain: So?
Gibbs: FIRE IT!!! FIRE AT WILL!!!
Blain: Why didn’t you say so…
Will: AIM PORTSIDE CANNONS!!!!
Blain: *aims at Will*
Will: FIIIIIIIIIIIIIRE!!!!!!
Blain: *Shoots Will*
Will: GAAAGHK!!!
Elizabeth: NOO!!!!
Blain: Well he said fire himself!! And you said fire at Will!!
Gibbs: NOT THAT WILL!!! THE OTHER WILL!!!
Blain: There is no other Will!
Pirate: Well actually, my name is William and- *gets shot*
Blain: ^w^
Pirate: He said his name was William-!!! *gets shot*
Gibbs: STOP IT!!!!! >_<
Blain: Aw…
Everyone on board of the Black Pearl fought bravely, but they were outnumbered by the crew of Davy Jones… At some point, everyone on deck got captured… And Davy Jones entered the Black Pearl…
Fish Pirate: *make beatbox sounds*
Davy Jones: *raps* Because u could keep any dog I got my rich tea dog tea I tell ya I’m a junkie a flunky cruzin ma @$$ with a Oreo don't need a hoe, got ma garibaldi not Barlow, he's gone now. I need a Kit-Kat when the rhymes phat , with the beat I cant cheat, can a biscuit cheat like a mother? Hell no!!
Fish Pirate: *raps* But Jones, don't ya know, oh, oh. Don't be fooled when ya dip them in your tea, there not, there not gonna make you happy and… *looks around*
Davy Jones: …
Fish Pirate: Sorry… ^w^
Davy Jones: WILL YOU SHUT UP?!! *slaps beatbox pirate*
All: O_o
Davy Jones: You’ve ruined my entry!!
Davy Jones looked pissed at Shadow and slowly walked up to Sparrow.
Davy Jones: Sparrow…
Sparrow: Yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuush…………?
Davy Jones: I thought we had a deal here…
Sparrow: Did we now old chumbucket?
Davy Jones: One hundred souls… Time’s up…
Sparrow: Actually, I still have a minute to go.
Davy Jones: Poppycock…
Peaches: *gasp!!* You made a swear!! O_o
Davy Jones: Well, well, well, what have we here…?
Peaches: Oops…
Sparrow: Yes, right I’m still busy as you can see.
Davy Jones: No Sparrow…
Sparrow: Yes Sparrow… Here, pick one of my crewmates to work for you. I’ll get you the other 99 as soon as possible. …Savvy?
Davy Jones: …
Sparrow: Come ooooooooooooooon…
Peaches: OH!!! OH!!! PICK ME!! PICK ME!!! PLEASE OH PLEASE!!! PICK ME!!!!
Davy Jones: Very well then… Sparrow…
Jones snatches Peaches by her neckscruff as she poked his tentacles.
Peaches; Eeeeeeew! You’re gooey!!
Davy Jones: …
Peaches: … Did I mentioned I absolutely loooooooooooove calamari? Tastes great with wasabi! ^w^
Davy Jones: Silence!! >_<
Peaches: … Well someone is moody…
Davy Jones: This will do Sparrow… For now…
Sparrow: Great!
As the fishpirates leave and Jones buggers off, Sparrow turns to the rest of the crew and grins…
Sparrow: Well. That was a huge success!
Knux: What just happened?
Sparrow: Tala's little sister just bought us some time. *Emotionally* Her memory shall live on in our hearts. *Pause* Alright, everyone. To Tortuga!
Blain: I thought you said Cuba! O_o
Sparrow: I did?
Blain: Yeah!
Sparrow: No I didn’t.
Blain: -_-‘
Shadow: I don’t know if you guys noticed, but that giant squid thing is still attacking us.
Sparrow: Ok, on three, we all scream our lungs out and roll around on deck.
Blain: Don’t you think we should-
Sparrow: CAPTAIN’S ORDERS!!!! >_<
All: O_o
Sparrow: Ready?!
All: Ready!
Sparrow: THREE!!!!
All: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!! *rolls around on deck*
Shadow: I don't see how this serves any practical use at all, Jack...
Sparrow: *Smacks Shadow* That's CAPTAIN Jack!
Ghandi: AH LIKE BUTTERNUT SCOTCH!!!
All: …
Sonic: Where the hell did he come from?
Tia Dalma: Ya gots to feed teh Kraken!
Sonic: Now where the hell did she come from?!!
Tia Dalma: Voodoo mahgic mohn!
Knuckles: … That has got to be the ugliest fish I’ve ever seen.
Then she picked up Ghandi and threw it at the Kraken. Then the Kraken explodes.
Sonic: Oh cool! Now guess the number in my head!
Tia Dalma: You’z tinking of teh number 4!
Sonic: … She really is amazing… O_o
Knuckles: Now turn me into a fish!!
All: …
Sonic: So you’re some mystical voodoo lady that knows all huh?
Tia Dalma: Yuuuuuush… What ees it that choo wont…?
Sonic: Well actually, we’re looking for the Chaos Emeralds.
Rouge: Except we got no clue where to find them…
Tia Dalma: Aaah… I tink I knows…
Sonic: You do?! O_o
Tia Dalma: Yeeeeeeeeeeees…
Sonic: You can see into my mind?!
Tia Dalma: Yes… You is tinking of the black hedgehog with the red stripes in a thong…
Sonic: Hot damn!! *gets punched*
Shadow: Crazy @$$ son of a dog…
Rouge: Anyway, you know where they are?
Tia Dalma: Yes… But I want someting in return…
Rouge: … Anything…
Tia Dalma: I want… Him…
All: Who?!
Then they all looked at a wounded Will…
*long silence*
Will: What?
Rouge: … Deal.
Tia Dalma: PUCKER UP YOU SEXY HUNK A PIRATE!!!!
Will: *dies*
Tia Dalma: *resurrects Will*
Will: *dies*
Tia Dalma: *resurrects Will*
Will: *dies*
Tia Dalma: *resurrects Will*
Will: … *dies*
Tia Dalma: …………… *resurrects Will*
Will: …………………………………………… *dies*
Tia Dalma: *resurrects Will* I can keep this up all day ya know…
Will: … frack…
Rouge: -ahem-
Tia Dalma: What?!
Rouge: The Chaos Emerald?
Tia Dalma: Right… You can find the Chaos Emerald in Cuba…
Blain: That’s where we’re heading right?!
Sparrow: Not anymore…
All: What?!!
Sparrow: As some of you may know, I still owe a debt to Davy Jones… Help me to defeat him, and I’ll drop you off in Cuba…
All: …
Sparrow: Deal…?
Rouge: I guess we don’t have a choice… Deal…
Tia Dalma: I tink this is gonna be a dangerous quest…
Sonic: … Yeah.
Tia Dalma: Come on Will. Let’s get familiar with each other…
Will: Noooo!!!!!!! *gets dragged below deck*
Elizabeth: Will!!
Pintel/Ragetti: Hello puppet…
Elizabeth: I’M NOT A PUPPET!!! I’M A REAL BOY!!!! >_<
All: O_o
Sonic: Ok, is it me or did see just freak the frack out of me?
Shadow: Says the hedgehog that’s got pricky thoughts.
Sparrow: Well at least the Flying Dutchman is off of our tail…
Pirate: IT’S THE FLYING FRENCHMAN!!!!
Sparrow: Bugger…
Frenchman: WHEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! JE SUIS L’HOMME DE FRANCAIS!!!! *gets shot*
Sparrow: Right… Let’s set sail… TO TORTUGA!!!!1
Meanwhile… On the Flying Dutchman… A certain young female wolf is struggling to survive on a ship filled with pirates who are condemned to set sail for eternity…
Bootstrap: You know how this game works…?
Peaches: Yes I do-hoo!
Pirate 1: I’ll bet… Four sixes…
Pirate 2: Six fives…
Pirate 3: Three two’s…
Peaches: *sits down and pulls a confident face* I challenge Davy Jones…
Jones: O_o
So they both sit down and have a game duel…
Jones: The stakes…?
Peaches: Hundred years on board of the Dutchman…
Jones: Against…?
Peaches: … A pony…
Jones: …
Peaches: … And a lollipop…
Jones: … Done…
They roll the dices…
Jones: I roll a 10... Can I attack?
Peaches: No, no. You need to roll over 14 to do any damage to a troll...
Jones: Ah fudgenuts...
Peaches: Dungeons and Dragons isn’t easy, Jones!
Jones: I know!
Peaches: Don’t worry, it’s your turn again.
Jones: AHA!!! I rolled a 16! I make my paladin raise undead minions!
Peaches: *Sighs* Paladins can't raise the undead. Only necromancers can do that, silly…
Jones: WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME THIS BEFORE?!
Peaches: IT'S IN THE RULE BOOK!!!
Jones: *eats rule book* NOT ANYMORE!!!1 >_<
Peaches: … This is why we can't have nice things!!
Feral: Will Peaches ever get back to the others?!
MrGimp: Will Jones ever roll over 14 to do any damage to a troll?!!1
Feral: And what has become of Will?!
MrGimp: Will Elizabeth stop screaming like a dog?!
Feral: And will the Flying Frenchman be alright?!!
MrGimp: No.
Feral: Eh?
MrGimp: No, he’s not alright.
Feral: TO BE CONTINUED!!!!! >_<
Sonic: Where to now?
Shadow: This way.
Then all of a sudden they got slapped by a giant hand.
Hand: DO NOT FOLLOW THAT WAY!!!
All: … Eh?
And the giant hand slapped them again.
Hand: It is destiny!!! You must follow this road!!
Angelic choruses are heard as a road is being lit up by a light from the heavens.
Hand: ……
All: …
Nicole: Is it me or is this getting weirder by the minute…?
Sonic: … Super Smash Brothers Melee…?
Hand: GO FORTH YOUNG HEROES!!! DEFEAT THAT WHAT HAS COME UPON YOU!!!!
Sonic: Let’s just-
Then the giant hand slapped Sonic…
Sonic: OW!!! What the hell!!
Hand: … ^w^
All: …
Hand: There will be a ship near the docks!! Board it!! And you shall find what you are looking for!!
Shadow: You mean the Chaos Emeralds will be there?
Hand: … No! ^w^
All: …
Hand: Bye!
Then the hand just magically disappeared.
Sonic: …
All: …
Meanwhile… At the docks…
Sparrow: I owe Davy Jones 100 souls…
Gibbs: Yup…
Sparrow: Where to get 100 souls…
All: HEY GUYS!!!
Sparrow: You’re hired!! All of you!!
All: O_o
Rouge: Hired for what?
Sparrow: To join my crew!
Sonic: … We gotta think about that.
So they all stand in a circle… Since they got no clue where to go, they decided to join. Also, because the Hand said it. Kinda strange, considering a hand doesn’t have a mouth…
Sonic: … We’re in!
Gibbs: Aye!
Sparrow: Lemme see you’re tough pirate faces!
Then everyone pulls a weird face like they gotta shoot needles.
Sparrow: Close enough.
Peaches: Awesome!!
Sparrow: My name be Capt’n Jack Sparrow…
Gibbs: And I’m Master Gibbs…
All: Hello.
Sparrow: … Hoist the flags!!!! Raise that big thingy!!!!
Gibbs: Welcome to the Black Pearl lads…
So after they got on board and the ship set off to open water…
Sonic: So where are we going?
Blain: I don’t know, I’m still confused.
Sonic: About what?
Blain: Well we boarded a ship, while there were like, hundreds of more ships back at the docks…
Sonic: So?
Blain: So… The Hand didn’t say which ship…
Sonic: And you’re point being…?
Blain: Why the hell did we had to choose a ship with singing pirates?!!!
Sparrow: *singing* I GOT A JAR OF DIRHIIIRT!!! I GOT A JAR OF DIRHIIIRT!!!
Shadow: The captain isn’t the only one singing…
Peaches: *sings* IF YOU'RE HAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT, CLAP YOUR HANDS!!!!
Pirates: *Clap clap* ^w^
Blain: This is bullshoot, I’m gonna talk to the captain.
Sonic: Good luck…
So after Blain got up and went to Sparrow on deck…
Blain: Captain Sparrow sir?!
Sparrow: Yeeeeeeees?
Blain: Where are we heading?
Sparrow: Cuba my little spiky friend… Cuba…
Blain: Doing what?
Then they feel a huge bump… Everyone almost fell forward…
Tala: What the hell was that?!
Pirate: WE MUST HAVE HITTENED A REEF!!!
Gibbs: That’s no reef…
Pirate: IT’S THE FLYING DUTCHMAN!!!
Sparrow: … Bugger…
Sounds of wood creaking are heard…
Sonic: Was that you…?
Shadow: Eh?
Wood creaking gets louder…
Shadow: What are you talking about…?
Sonic: Holy shoot, what's that smell??!! Did you just fart?!
Shadow: NO I DIDN’T!!!
Again, wood creaking noises…
Sonic: SHADOW!! I SWEAR TO GOD, IF YOU CRACK ANOTHER ONE, PLEASE WARN BEFORE-!!!!
Then Shadow looked scared shootless. Which was funny as hell to see. What he saw was…
Gibbs: IT’S THE KRAKEN!!!!!! O_o *rolls around on deck*
Will: SWEET GHANDI ON A POGOSTICK!!!!
Then Ghandi hops passed them on deck with a pogostick.
Ghandi: 'Sup?
All: … Awkward…
Sonic: Where the hell did he came from…?
And as the Flying Dutchman closes in, weapons are being handed out… Blain got a musket pushed in his hands as the crew of the Flying Dutchman board the Black Pearl… And the inevitable fight was starting…
Sparrow: YOU THERE!!! POSSUM AND… GUINEA PIG!!!!1
Tala/Nicole: Eh?!
Sparrow: GUARD THE RUM!!!
Tala/Nicole: O_o
Sparrow: NOW!!! I DON’T WANNA LOSE IT AGAIN LIKE LAST TIME!!!1
Then Tala and Nicole put up their mean pirate faces.
Tala/Nicole: ARGGG!!!!
Sparrow: …
And as Tala and Nicole ran below deck to “guard” the rum, everyone else was fighting on board. Blain just stood there with a musket hesitating on what to do.
Gibbs: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!!!
Blain: At the RRTS, I always got ordered on what to do.
Gibbs: YOU GOT A MUSKET!!!
Blain: So?
Gibbs: FIRE IT!!! FIRE AT WILL!!!
Blain: Why didn’t you say so…
Will: AIM PORTSIDE CANNONS!!!!
Blain: *aims at Will*
Will: FIIIIIIIIIIIIIRE!!!!!!
Blain: *Shoots Will*
Will: GAAAGHK!!!
Elizabeth: NOO!!!!
Blain: Well he said fire himself!! And you said fire at Will!!
Gibbs: NOT THAT WILL!!! THE OTHER WILL!!!
Blain: There is no other Will!
Pirate: Well actually, my name is William and- *gets shot*
Blain: ^w^
Pirate: He said his name was William-!!! *gets shot*
Gibbs: STOP IT!!!!! >_<
Blain: Aw…
Everyone on board of the Black Pearl fought bravely, but they were outnumbered by the crew of Davy Jones… At some point, everyone on deck got captured… And Davy Jones entered the Black Pearl…
Fish Pirate: *make beatbox sounds*
Davy Jones: *raps* Because u could keep any dog I got my rich tea dog tea I tell ya I’m a junkie a flunky cruzin ma @$$ with a Oreo don't need a hoe, got ma garibaldi not Barlow, he's gone now. I need a Kit-Kat when the rhymes phat , with the beat I cant cheat, can a biscuit cheat like a mother? Hell no!!
Fish Pirate: *raps* But Jones, don't ya know, oh, oh. Don't be fooled when ya dip them in your tea, there not, there not gonna make you happy and… *looks around*
Davy Jones: …
Fish Pirate: Sorry… ^w^
Davy Jones: WILL YOU SHUT UP?!! *slaps beatbox pirate*
All: O_o
Davy Jones: You’ve ruined my entry!!
Davy Jones looked pissed at Shadow and slowly walked up to Sparrow.
Davy Jones: Sparrow…
Sparrow: Yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuush…………?
Davy Jones: I thought we had a deal here…
Sparrow: Did we now old chumbucket?
Davy Jones: One hundred souls… Time’s up…
Sparrow: Actually, I still have a minute to go.
Davy Jones: Poppycock…
Peaches: *gasp!!* You made a swear!! O_o
Davy Jones: Well, well, well, what have we here…?
Peaches: Oops…
Sparrow: Yes, right I’m still busy as you can see.
Davy Jones: No Sparrow…
Sparrow: Yes Sparrow… Here, pick one of my crewmates to work for you. I’ll get you the other 99 as soon as possible. …Savvy?
Davy Jones: …
Sparrow: Come ooooooooooooooon…
Peaches: OH!!! OH!!! PICK ME!! PICK ME!!! PLEASE OH PLEASE!!! PICK ME!!!!
Davy Jones: Very well then… Sparrow…
Jones snatches Peaches by her neckscruff as she poked his tentacles.
Peaches; Eeeeeeew! You’re gooey!!
Davy Jones: …
Peaches: … Did I mentioned I absolutely loooooooooooove calamari? Tastes great with wasabi! ^w^
Davy Jones: Silence!! >_<
Peaches: … Well someone is moody…
Davy Jones: This will do Sparrow… For now…
Sparrow: Great!
As the fishpirates leave and Jones buggers off, Sparrow turns to the rest of the crew and grins…
Sparrow: Well. That was a huge success!
Knux: What just happened?
Sparrow: Tala's little sister just bought us some time. *Emotionally* Her memory shall live on in our hearts. *Pause* Alright, everyone. To Tortuga!
Blain: I thought you said Cuba! O_o
Sparrow: I did?
Blain: Yeah!
Sparrow: No I didn’t.
Blain: -_-‘
Shadow: I don’t know if you guys noticed, but that giant squid thing is still attacking us.
Sparrow: Ok, on three, we all scream our lungs out and roll around on deck.
Blain: Don’t you think we should-
Sparrow: CAPTAIN’S ORDERS!!!! >_<
All: O_o
Sparrow: Ready?!
All: Ready!
Sparrow: THREE!!!!
All: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!! *rolls around on deck*
Shadow: I don't see how this serves any practical use at all, Jack...
Sparrow: *Smacks Shadow* That's CAPTAIN Jack!
Ghandi: AH LIKE BUTTERNUT SCOTCH!!!
All: …
Sonic: Where the hell did he come from?
Tia Dalma: Ya gots to feed teh Kraken!
Sonic: Now where the hell did she come from?!!
Tia Dalma: Voodoo mahgic mohn!
Knuckles: … That has got to be the ugliest fish I’ve ever seen.
Then she picked up Ghandi and threw it at the Kraken. Then the Kraken explodes.
Sonic: Oh cool! Now guess the number in my head!
Tia Dalma: You’z tinking of teh number 4!
Sonic: … She really is amazing… O_o
Knuckles: Now turn me into a fish!!
All: …
Sonic: So you’re some mystical voodoo lady that knows all huh?
Tia Dalma: Yuuuuuush… What ees it that choo wont…?
Sonic: Well actually, we’re looking for the Chaos Emeralds.
Rouge: Except we got no clue where to find them…
Tia Dalma: Aaah… I tink I knows…
Sonic: You do?! O_o
Tia Dalma: Yeeeeeeeeeeees…
Sonic: You can see into my mind?!
Tia Dalma: Yes… You is tinking of the black hedgehog with the red stripes in a thong…
Sonic: Hot damn!! *gets punched*
Shadow: Crazy @$$ son of a dog…
Rouge: Anyway, you know where they are?
Tia Dalma: Yes… But I want someting in return…
Rouge: … Anything…
Tia Dalma: I want… Him…
All: Who?!
Then they all looked at a wounded Will…
*long silence*
Will: What?
Rouge: … Deal.
Tia Dalma: PUCKER UP YOU SEXY HUNK A PIRATE!!!!
Will: *dies*
Tia Dalma: *resurrects Will*
Will: *dies*
Tia Dalma: *resurrects Will*
Will: *dies*
Tia Dalma: *resurrects Will*
Will: … *dies*
Tia Dalma: …………… *resurrects Will*
Will: …………………………………………… *dies*
Tia Dalma: *resurrects Will* I can keep this up all day ya know…
Will: … frack…
Rouge: -ahem-
Tia Dalma: What?!
Rouge: The Chaos Emerald?
Tia Dalma: Right… You can find the Chaos Emerald in Cuba…
Blain: That’s where we’re heading right?!
Sparrow: Not anymore…
All: What?!!
Sparrow: As some of you may know, I still owe a debt to Davy Jones… Help me to defeat him, and I’ll drop you off in Cuba…
All: …
Sparrow: Deal…?
Rouge: I guess we don’t have a choice… Deal…
Tia Dalma: I tink this is gonna be a dangerous quest…
Sonic: … Yeah.
Tia Dalma: Come on Will. Let’s get familiar with each other…
Will: Noooo!!!!!!! *gets dragged below deck*
Elizabeth: Will!!
Pintel/Ragetti: Hello puppet…
Elizabeth: I’M NOT A PUPPET!!! I’M A REAL BOY!!!! >_<
All: O_o
Sonic: Ok, is it me or did see just freak the frack out of me?
Shadow: Says the hedgehog that’s got pricky thoughts.
Sparrow: Well at least the Flying Dutchman is off of our tail…
Pirate: IT’S THE FLYING FRENCHMAN!!!!
Sparrow: Bugger…
Frenchman: WHEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! JE SUIS L’HOMME DE FRANCAIS!!!! *gets shot*
Sparrow: Right… Let’s set sail… TO TORTUGA!!!!1
Meanwhile… On the Flying Dutchman… A certain young female wolf is struggling to survive on a ship filled with pirates who are condemned to set sail for eternity…
Bootstrap: You know how this game works…?
Peaches: Yes I do-hoo!
Pirate 1: I’ll bet… Four sixes…
Pirate 2: Six fives…
Pirate 3: Three two’s…
Peaches: *sits down and pulls a confident face* I challenge Davy Jones…
Jones: O_o
So they both sit down and have a game duel…
Jones: The stakes…?
Peaches: Hundred years on board of the Dutchman…
Jones: Against…?
Peaches: … A pony…
Jones: …
Peaches: … And a lollipop…
Jones: … Done…
They roll the dices…
Jones: I roll a 10... Can I attack?
Peaches: No, no. You need to roll over 14 to do any damage to a troll...
Jones: Ah fudgenuts...
Peaches: Dungeons and Dragons isn’t easy, Jones!
Jones: I know!
Peaches: Don’t worry, it’s your turn again.
Jones: AHA!!! I rolled a 16! I make my paladin raise undead minions!
Peaches: *Sighs* Paladins can't raise the undead. Only necromancers can do that, silly…
Jones: WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME THIS BEFORE?!
Peaches: IT'S IN THE RULE BOOK!!!
Jones: *eats rule book* NOT ANYMORE!!!1 >_<
Peaches: … This is why we can't have nice things!!
Feral: Will Peaches ever get back to the others?!
MrGimp: Will Jones ever roll over 14 to do any damage to a troll?!!1
Feral: And what has become of Will?!
MrGimp: Will Elizabeth stop screaming like a dog?!
Feral: And will the Flying Frenchman be alright?!!
MrGimp: No.
Feral: Eh?
MrGimp: No, he’s not alright.
Feral: TO BE CONTINUED!!!!! >_<
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