Chapter 4 - Wheeeeeeee!!1

And as they all set sail to… Whatever it is their heading, problems are rising up…

Shadow: We’ve been sailing for days now…
Sonic: Yup…
Shadow: We've been on this harsh ocean for so long.... How long have we been tossed about on these cruel, cruel waves? We’re running out of supplies… With no hope of getting off this ship alive… All the water is gone… No more food… I… *gets out razorblade*

Sonic: No Shadow… Don’t.
Shadow: … I… I was just about to shave myself actually…

At that point, the ship’s cat walked on deck.

Sonic: We’ll have to start eating the cat then…
Shadow: … I’ll go get the taco crisps and dip sauce.

Then all of a sudden, Shadow felt he got poked by something. He turned around and Nicole stared at Shadow with a pair of binoculars in his eyes.

Nicole: LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND HOOOOOOO!!!!

And as they looked up, they noticed Tala standing near Sparrow…

Tala: FIRE TORPEDO ONE!!!!
Sparrow: What's a torpedo?!
Gibbs: We don’t have torpedo’s!!
Tala: FIRE TORPEDO TWO!!!!
Gibbs: Cut it out!!!
Tala: YARR!!! THIS BE MUTINY I TELL YEE!!! *slaps Sparrow*

But what they didn’t know is that some evil pirate is boarding the Black Pearl in hope to catch some information about treasures… In fact… They all didn’t see the big pink pirate ship right next to them with the pink Jolly Roger flag…

Sparrow: … *slaps Tala*
Tala: *punches Sparrow*
Sparrow: Will you stop it!!
Tala: *annoying voice* WILL YOU STOP IT?!!1
Sparrow: I MEAN IT!!!!
Tala: *annoying voice* I MEAN IT!!!! *slaps Sparrow again*

The evil pirate couldn’t stand it anymore as he watched the fight between Sparrow and Tala taking more of a violent form… He came out from his hiding place and decided to end it…

Chris Crocker: LEAVE SPARROW ALOOOOOOOOONE!!! ALL YOU WANT FROM HIM IS MORE, MORE, MORE, MORE, MORE!!!!1 *cries*

Rouge: *kicks him over board*
Sparrow: That was... Scary...
Tala: *Annoying voice* That was-
Blain: Shut the hell up already!!! *Slaps Tala*

Tala: DID THAT MAKE YOU FEEL TOUGH?!!! HITTING A GIRL?!!!
Blain: You didn't say that to Sparrow.

*Pause*

Tala: She's a guy?
Gibbs: … *sighs* I need a drink…

Gibbs walked down the stairs below deck, but not long after that, he ran up again…

Gibbs: Why’s the rum gone?!!!! O_o
Nicole: Yo ho ho and a bottle of coke!! O_o
Tala: … *hic*
Gibbs: WHY IS THE RUM GONE?!!! *shakes Tala*
Tala: … *hic* ^w^
Gibbs: …
Tala: *giggles* Yjou told us to guard it!!1
Nicole: And wuts a better place to keep it sjafe then our bellies!!1 *hic*
Tala; I… I have to take a weewee… *hic*
Nicole: Oooh!!1 Me too!!
Tala: Let’s go together!!
Nicole: Hooray!!
All: …
Nicole/Tala: *skips off and falls down the stairs*
All: …
Nicole: I’m alright lads!!
Sonic: … I thought Nicole had an Aussie accent…

Knuckles: Hey! There’s a guy overboard!
Rouge: I know! I just kicked him overboard!!
Chris Crocker: *cries*

After they brought Crocker onboard, the pirates on the pink ship noticed their captain was captured…

Pirate: OH NOES!!!!1 THEY’VE CAPTURED OUR PROUD LEADER!!!

Knuckles: Dude!! You ok?!
Crocker: YOU SCALLYWAG!!!! >_<
Knuckles: That was a nasty fall you made!
Crocker: YOU DID NOT JUST TOUCH THE GREAT CHRIS CROCKER!!! >_<
Knuckles: …
Crocker: Do you even know who I am?!!
All: … Chris Crocker…?
Crocker: Aah!! I see my reputation exceeds me!!
Rouge: … You just said you’re name…
Shadow: Wait wait, the whiney dog from Youtube?! O_o
Crocker: I’ve seen you on Myspace…
Shadow: …
Crocker: I am the great captain Crocker and when my crew finds out I’m captured, they will cut you to ribbons!! >_<

Sonic: Dude, you’re not captured, we just saved your @$$!

Crocker: EN GARDE!!!! >_< *draws sword*
Sparrow: …
Crocker: *cuts Sparrows pants off*
Sparrow: O_o
Crocker: Getting undressed so soon?! *winks*
All: O_o
Crocker: *floors Shadow* Looks like I just swept you off your feet! *winks*
Blain: *Punches Crocker in the face*
Crocker: Ow!!
All: … *stares at Crocker whining on the floor*

Meanwhile… At the pink ship…

Mahabi: … *hums*
Gay pirate: DON’T CHOO BE MOVING SWEETIE!!!!
Lattei/Mahabi: …
Mahabi: … *pushes pirate overboard*
Lattei: Well breaking free was easy… *flicks gay pirate overboard*

Mahabi: Yeah. Pink fluffy cuffs aren’t really that hard to break lose from. *pushes another one in the water*

Lattei: Isn’t that the Black Pearl? *dog slaps gay pirate*
Mahabi: Is it…? *smacks gay pirate overboard with newspaper*
Lattei: Doesn’t it belong to Sparrow…? *trips gay pirate overboard*
Mahabi: Yup. *hits gay pirate with pistol butt*
Gay pirate: Ooooooooow!! Why’d ch00 do that?! TT_TT

Lattei and Mahabi got surrounded by a lot of pirates… Escaping seems impossible…

Lattei: …
Mahabi: Hey look!! David Hasselhoff naked!!!
Gay pirates: *gasp!* 8D
Lattei/Mahabi: *jumps overboard*

Mahabi and Lattei swim towards the Black Pearl…

Lattei: Who’s David Hasselhoff…?
Mahabi: No idea.

Meanwhile…

Knuckles: Hey look! Someone’s swimming over there!
Crocker: Ha!! That would be my crew, sneakishly swimming and they will catch you by surprise!

Knuckles: … Your crew consists out of hedgehogs with cat… like… Tails…? O_o
Crocker: … Drat… ¬_¬
Mahabi: DON’T YOU BE MESSING WITH OUR ASSES YO!!!!
Crocker: Well their fine honey!
Mahabi: Thank yo- Wait, what?!!
All: …
Crocker: … Well, sometimes on special occasions, my crew wears fluffy bunny ears and fluffy tails. Usually in the weekends.

All: …
Crocker: I mean, we’re all guys, but we have feelings too! I got a girlfriend you know! During the midweeks, my first mate is the guy and during the weekends, he’s the girlfriend! Bless the little darling! ^w^

All: …
Blain: Sink his ship.
Crocker: No!!! *cries*
Sparrow: I’m supposed to give the orders around!! >_<
Blain: … Ok…
Sparrow: … Sink his ship.
Blain: AIM PORTSIDE CANNONS!!!!
Gibbs: I’m supposed to give those orders!!
Blain: …
Gibbs: AIM PORTSIDE CANNONS!!!!
Blain: Son of a dog… Should have read the fine print before going on this ship…

Sparrow: FIRE!!!
Gibbs: FIIIIIRE!!!z
Blain: FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRE!!!!
Nicole/Tala: *still rat-arsed on the bottom of the stairs* Fjiiiiiiiijre…

Then the main cannons fired, and made the SS prickry sink… In the mean time, Mahabi and Lattei got on board and shook themselves dry.

Crocker: NOOO!!1 MY FAVORITE LEAPORD SKIN THONGS WERE ON THAT SHIP!!!1 AND MY EYELINER!!!1 *cries*

All: …
Mahabi: *gets out eyeliner* You mean this one?
Crocker: Yes!! You saved it!! Thank you!!
Mahabi: *throws it in the ocean*
Crocker: O_o
Mahabi: Oops. Must have slipped out of my hand. *giggles*

Lattei: Enough!! >_<
All: O_o
Lattei: I wanna know why you captured us!!
Crocker: … I… I just… *sniffles*
Sparrow: Oh God, not again…
Crocker: … I… I… I- I- I- I-… I- *cries*
All: …
Crocker: I just… I just… I just wanted someone to talk to you know! The first mate isn’t always available! He’s cheating on me!! He doesn’t want to talk to me for some reason!!

Sparrow: Aww… You’re just a misunderstood gay pirate…
Crocker: Exactly… *sniffles*
Sparrow: … It’s the Boostrap Cannon for you!!! >83
Crocker: O_o

Blain: Alright, alright, make way. Explosives specialist coming through.
All: …
Blain: Hm. *stuffs cannon with C4*

Then Crocker’s leg got pushed down the barrel of the cannon.

Sparrow: Last word?
Blain: How about “Pakoom!!!”
All: …
Blain: Or “Paklowawow!!!”
All: …
Crocker: Well, I just wanted to say-
Blain: That’s more than one word. *detonates remote C4 explosives*
Crocker: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa…….!!!

Then Crocker got blown out of the cannon. I mean, who saw that coming?! Ha!!

Oh yeah, and Tia Dalma and Will got on deck again.

Tia Dalma: Tat wasn’t so hard waz eet…?
Will: *spastic headmovements*

Elizabeth: Will!!
Will: DON’T TOUCH ME!!!!!
Elizabeth: O_o
Will: YOU FEMALES ARE ALL THE SAME!!!! WITH YOUR BOOBS!!!

Gibbs: Miss Swann, I think Will needs a good rest…
Elizabeth: … I don’t want too!! >_<
Gibbs: Miss Duck, please…
Elizabeth: … NO!!!
Gibbs: Miss Goose… He really needs it… *gets punched*

It’s time for me to say something again. You ready? Ok, here it goes…

*drum roll*

MEANWHILE!!!!!!!1

Cream: That fracking… BASTARD!!1 He just ran over me!!
Amy: I didn’t even make a cameo appearance! O_o
Cream: You didn’t?!
Amy: No!! This is my first appearance!!!
Tails: And I didn’t even get to tag along with everyone else!! I frackING HATE THEM!!!! ALL OF THEM!!!

Big: And I just… Uh… *drools*
All: …
Big: …
All: ……
Big: Really… Really like potatoes…
Vanilla: Do not worry, children… For the hour of redemption is near… The waiting is finally over… Justice will be served for the not so popular characters…

Tails: But I’m a popular character!
Amy: So am I!
Cream: Me too!
Big: SO AM I!!!
Amy: No, you’re just a big fat retarded country matters.
Big: … *drools*
Cream: I’m sick and tired of being the cutest!! frack YOU!!! frack YOU ALL!!!
Vanilla: … Calm down, my precious… *grins*
Cream: Man, that felt great to say that…
Vanilla: I know child…
Tails: I’m so fracking sick and tired that I’m being neglected by Sonic all the time!!

Vanilla: Yes… Yes…! Let you’re anger rage inside of you!
Amy: HE DOESN’T EVEN LOVE ME!!!!
Vanilla: He will… We will get what we want…
All: … How?
Vanilla: If they don’t want us with the good guys… We’ll take on the role of villains…

All: …
Vanilla: …
All: M’kay.
Vanilla: Mwhahahahahaha!! The time is near!! The hour of redemption has drawn upon us!!

All: …
Tails: Mwuahahahahahahahaha!!
All: …
Cream: Bwahahahahahahaha!!
All: …
Amy: Aaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahhaha!!!
All: …
Big: Teehee! ^w^
All: …
Vanilla: Needs work.
Big: Duuuuuh…
Vanilla: … Now get you’re asses out of the house so we can chase them down.
All: Wheee!!

Feral: Oh noes… Who saw this coming?! Who could have foreseen this sudden turn of events!!

MrGimp: Well I sure didn’t! O_o
Feral: Yeah!! I bet even Ghandi didn’t see that coming!
Ghandi: Shock and awe! O_o
Feral: I know!! O_o
MrGimp: … Where the hell did he come from?!
Feral: What fiendishly fiendish plot could our newly acquired villains be plotting?!! O_o

MrGimp: … No idea, we’re making this story up as we go along…
Feral: … Good point…
MrGimp: TO BE CONTINUED!!1 o_O

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