Chapter 5 - Raider of tombs... O_o
Submitted August 4, 2008 Updated March 8, 2009 Status Incomplete | Sonic and the gang need to find the Chaos Emeralds to save the universe from total chaos. On the way, they are tangled in a lot of random situations and meet characters they've never seen before... RANDOMNESS!!!1 8D
Category:
Comics » Sonic the Hedgehog |
Chapter 5 - Raider of tombs... O_o
Chapter 5 - Raider of tombs... O_o
Meanwhile... On board of the Flying Dutchman... A certain young female wolf is still struggling to survive between the damned pirates…
Jones: *Playing a very melancholy song on the organ*
Peaches: Can't you play anything else?! This song really depresses me...
Jones: Oh, like you can do any better!
Peaches: Well I do!! Just watch me!
Jones: …
Peaches: Ahem. *Plays Barbie Girl by Aqua on the organ*
Jones: …
Peaches: Come on! Sing with me!
Jones: …
Peaches: *sings* I’m a Barbie girl!! In a Barbie world!! I’m from plastic!! It’s fantastic!! You can brush my hair!! Undress me everywhere!! Imagination!! Life is you’re creation!!
Jones: *sings* Come on Barbie, let’s go party!
Peaches: *sings* Ah, ah, ah yeah!
Jones: *sings* Come on Barbie, let’s go party!
Peaches: *sings* Ah, ah, ah yeah!
Jones: *sings* Come on Barbie, let’s go party!
Peaches: *sings* Ah, ah, ah yeah!
Jones: I LOVE THAT SONG!! ^w^
Peaches: O_o
Jones: … What…?
Peaches: I don’t… In fact, I hate it…
Jones: *sighs* Fine…
Peaches: How about if I- Wait… What’s this…? *picks up box*
Jones: No, no, no!! Put it down!!
Peaches: *opens box*
Jones: *sighs*
Peaches: It makes a wonderful melody… Where’d you get that…?
Jones: … E-Bay…
Peaches: …
Jones: I eh… The woman I loved gave that to me…
Peaches: Oh!! A romantic story! I love stories!! Tell me!!
Jones: …
Peaches: Pleeeeeeeeeeeease?!
Jones: She didn’t love me… While I gave her my heart…
Peaches: Well… Maybe you should be more open to her…
Jones: No… I gave her my heart… *Sobs*
Peaches: I'm sure that it has been really hard for you but I'm sure tha-
Jones: No, I literally gave her my heart!! >_<
Peaches: … Right… So then what happened?
Jones: *Sniffs* The gift came with a note that said "Already got one..."
Peaches: She had someone else…?
Jones: No, she already had a heart that circulated her bloodstream…
Peaches: … Oh.
Jones: I just… I… *cries*
Peaches: There, there, it’s ok… Here, have a lollipop…
Jones: … *takes lollipop*
Peaches: It’s against the cold… And sorrow…
Jones: … Thank you…
Peaches: You’re not so bad for a undead evil pirate that roams the 7 seas and pillage and kill everyone you see… You’re just misunderstood… That’s all…
Jones: *sniffs*
Peaches: I think someone needs a hug...
Jones: I do…
Meanwhile… Back at the Black Pearl…
Sparrow: Here we are! Cuba!!
All: …
Sparrow: What?
Blain: I thought you said Tortuga!!
Sparrow: No, I didn’t.
Blain: …
Rouge: It doesn’t matter, we’re in Cuba where the first Chaos Emerald is.
All: … Yeah, but where?
So they got off the ship to find out something while Sparrow and the other wittle pirates stayed on the ship. I don’t know why though. Hell, I’m the narrator, not the scenario writer. Then they see someone running who’s being chased by armed mercenaries.
Guy: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!
Mercenaries: GIMME!!! GIMME!!! GIMME!!! GIMME!!! GIMME!!!
Blain: … Who the hell is that?
Sonic: Shouldn’t we help him…?
All: … Why?
Sonic: Because eh… Not helping him is a… A bad thing to do…
All: …
Sonic: Maybe eh… He can provide us with information…?
All: …
Sonic: Also because… Because you get to eh… Kill some bad guys…?
Blain: I’m in.
All: … ‘Kay…
So they ran into a cave where they last saw the guy running into… But as they got further into the cave, it gets darker…
Tala: I can’t see shoot!!
Nicole: It’s too dark!!
Shadow: Rouge! Use you’re sonar!
Rouge: … What?
Shadow: You’re a bat! You can use sonar!
Rouge: Oh yeah!
All: …
Rouge: *makes sonar sounds*
All: …
Shadow: You sure you know where we’re going…?
Rouge: Positiv-WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
All: …
Shadow: Rouge…?
All: ………
Shadow: Rouge?!1
Knuckles: ROUGE!! GET YOU’RE FURRY @$$ BACK HERE!!!
All: …
Knuckles: Could have sworn it would work…
Then Blain got out a small flashlight from out of his pockets to look for Rouge.
All: …
Blain: What?
Nicole: You could have used that sooner you know…
Rouge: I’m down here!!
All: Where?!!
Then they looked down and noticed Rouge fell through a opening in the ground. So they all jumped down. And they noticed all those mercenaries’ dead… As they continued to walk around, they noticed a lot of ancient stuff. Like… Masks and tomb thingies and shoot. Then a woman with big @$$ boobs walks out of corridor towards the guy who got chased not too long ago…
Lara: Alistair, I just got a call from Anaya… She said that there was a- O_o
All: …
Lara: … Who the hell are you…? Did Rutland send you…? *aims pistols at the crew*
All: … Noooooooo…
Lara: … Stay at you’re distance…
Then suddenly, Blain picks up a mask and puts it on…
Blain: Behold!!
All: O_o
Blain: I am the ancient God of dogSMACKING!!
All: O_o
Blain: ^-^
Knuckles: Why don’t you call the God of awesome titties?! *lmfao*
Rouge: T_T *dogslaps Knuckles*
Lara: … You’re not Rutland’s men, it’s obvious now…
All: Nooooo…
Lara: Then why are you here…?
Rouge: … Eh… We were hoping to find a mystical gem.
Lara: … A gem huh…?
Rouge: Yeah.
Lara: You mean this one…? *shows Chaos Emerald*
Rouge: Yeah!! That’s the one!! Can we have it?!!
Lara: … In exchange for… What…?
After thinking for a very long time, Rouge picked up Knuckles and offered him to Lara…
Lara: What the hell am I gonna do with him?!
Rouge: … He makes an excellent companion.
Lara: …
Knuckles: ^w^
Rouge: Ok, how about the blue one over there?!
Sonic: Who, me?
Rouge: You don’t need a can opener anymore!
Lara: … I’ll pass… It’s not what I want nor need…
Rouge: THEN WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT?!!! >_<
Then there was this big awful silence as they all stared at Rouge…
Rouge: What?!!! >_<
Shadow: Blain!! Will you leave those ancient priceless statues alone?!!
Lara: … What I’m looking for… Is a sword fragment…
Blain: Yeah but-
At that point, the statue tips over and breaks into thousands of pieces… Then Blain picks up a sword fragment…
Blain: … Ooh… You mean this sword fragment…?
Lara: … Yes…
Alistair: *sighs* … Years of research… Gone!!! *throws book away*
Lara: …
Blain: Trade ya?
Lara: … Sure…
So they traded… A happy music started playing…
Voice over: You’ve obtained the first Chaos Emerald!!! *dramatic reverb*
All: O_o
Lara: …
Tala: So what is this place anyway?
Lara: It’s the tomb of Wookalookapoopachoopa Phil.
All: … Who?
Rutland: Lady Croft! I was hoping I get to meet you!
They looked around and noticed a lot of mercenaries surrounding them on higher cliffs…
Lara: … Rutland…
Rutland: I was hoping I get to talk to you…
Lara: Fancy dropping down for a chat, then?
Rutland: Only if you can shoot this far…
Lara: You know long-distance relationships inevitably come to an end…
Rutland: I was hoping you found a piece of this… Do you know what’s it for…? *shows sword fragment*
Lara: Where’d you get that?!
Rutland: … I guess you don’t… And that means you don’t have a piece… We’re done talking…
Then the guy walks away as the mercenaries opened fire on the crew. Shadow used the Chaos Emerald to get rid of them… He used Chaos Control to teleport them somewhere else…
Meanwhile…
Peaches: Go on…
Jones: And that’s when-
A bright light flashed in front of them and the soldiers appeared on deck of the Flying Dutchman… They got captured by Jones’ crew…
Jones: Peaches…?
Peaches: Aye capt’n!!
Jones: … You’re second in command on this ship from now on… Do whatever you like with our newly acquired souls…
Peaches: Aye capt’n!!
As Jones walked away, Peaches puts up a menacing look and stared at every mercenary…
Peaches: … Free icecream… For everyone!! ^w^
All: Yaay!!
Meanwhile, back at the others…
Sonic: Ok, what the hell was that all about…?
Lara: My business is no concern to you… You got what you wanted.
Sonic: Yeah but… There are still six more to find… And we don’t know where to start…
Lara: Six more of those emeralds…?
Sonic: … Yeah.
Lara: *nods*
Shadow: … Soooooo…
Lara: There is one guy who might have one… He is also the one who stole the fourth sword fragment I need…
Nicole: What about that other guy…?
Lara: … I’ll get it… Don’t worry about that… Let’s go…
Blain: So eh… Who are you…?
And they all introduced themselves… Bwaaaaa…
Lara: Takamoto stole the fragment…
Alistair: Takamoto…? Haven’t you met him before…?
Lara: Yes, I’ve met him before…
Radio: Hell no Lara, Yakuza aint something to mess with!
Shadow: Yakuza…? As in.. the Japanese mob Yakuza…?
Radio: Yeah.
Shadow: You think it’s a bright idea to do that…?
Lara: I don’t care Shadow… I want that piece. Arrange a meeting Zip…
Radio: You know that you should stop by Nishimura and arrange it through there…
Lara: I know, arrange a meeting with him…
Radio: Yeah… Will do.
Knuckles: So who’s this Nishimura guy…?
Rouge: A good guy…?
Lara: Yeah, he is. He helped me before and rules most of the underground activities. He doesn’t mess with Yakuza. Neither you should mess with him…
Alistair: We’ll see about that later. First thing for now is to contact him and arrange a meeting.
So after they got outside again, they went over to the Black Pearl… And find Sparrow, Gibbs, Mahabi and Lattei rat-arsed rolling around on deck…
All: …
Zip: Just got a call from Nishimura. He’s having a party tomorrow night in his penthouse. You’re on the guest list. The only problem is that only one more can join you. You can’t take everyone at once. It’s causing them to suspect something.
Lara: We need to do this quietly…
Shadow: I see…
Blain: I’ll go with you…
Tala: Then what are we supposed to do?!!
Blain: I don’t know!! How about getting rat-arsed again?!!
Nicole/Tala: … M’kay. *runs below deck*
Shadow: … We’ll wait for you’re return.
Sonic: Be careful.
That night, Lara and Blain took off while the rest were getting wasted on the rum as the ship is still in the harbour…
Once Blain and Lara arrived the next day in Tokyo, they went to the penthouse… They got in the elevator…
Blain: You said you’ve met him before haven’t you…?
Lara: Yes, I did…
Blain: What exactly happened the last time you saw him…?
Lara: He was trying to pass of forged relics of the Asuka period… Priceless artefacts. If he’d sold that, it would get into the wrong hands… Conventional reasoning’s doesn’t work with Yakuza… So I “pursued” him to give the artefacts to me…
Blain: But you let him live…?
Lara: Yes… And now we’re gonna have a useful conversation.
They got out of the elevator and a bunch of people are dancing… The party seems boring though…
Blain: When you said party… I wasn’t expecting it to be this boring… T_T
Lara: We’re not here for the party Blain…
Radio: Yo Lara, Nishimura is expecting you. Contact the bartender to let him know you’re there.
Lara: Thank you Zip.
Lara walks over to the bartender…
Lara; Good evening. I believe Nishimura-san is expecting me.
Bartender: Aah, Lady Croft. He is in his office down the hall. I will let him know you’re coming.
Lara: Thank you.
Blain: Let’s go.
They walked to the backrooms to enter a corridor. They walked ahead until they reached a door. Lara knocks on it. They heard that they could enter, which they did…
Nishimura: Welcome Lara!
Lara: Goodevening Nishimura-san.
Nishimura: And who is this little fellow…?
Lara: This is Blain. He will assist me with the negotiations.
Blain: ‘Sup?!
Lara pokes Blain with her elbow…
Nishimura: Have you been enjoying my party?
Lara: I’ve been enjoying it very much, however… When Takamoto arrives… It could get ugly…
Nishimura: Be careful Lara… He’s a dangerous man when his interests differ from yours…
Lara: I can be persuasive… Even with dangerous man…
Blain: *nosebleed*
Nishimura: I’m dangerous too you remember… But please, stay, and enjoy the party…
Lara bows to Nishimura and they both walked out of his office.
Blain: Nice guy, I like Nishimura.
Lara: You’d better keep friends with him… Things could get nasty if you mess up with him…
Blain: Yeah…
They started to walk back to the party, until suddenly the music stops. Blain and Lara peeked around the corner and saw that the guests were running away quickly. A few armed men are standing there with an old guy in the middle…
Takamoto: Be quick about it miss Croft… I’ve got a lot of things to do…
Lara: Of course Takamoto-san. I’m looking for a piece. A sword fragment that was in the care of the Wasede University. Or it was until you stole it…
Takamoto: *laughs* I am not a thief. And you would be wise, to avoid such accusations!
Lara: Then I suggest to skip to the negotiations then…
Takamoto: I don’t have any idea what you’re talking about!
Lara: Of course you do… Just name a price…
Blain: Eehm… Lara… Now it’s a good time to shut up… I can see a vain in his head… O_o
Takamoto: Miss Croft! Are you deaf?!
Lara: … Try begging for your life like the last time we met…
Takamoto got angrier by the second… Blain poked Lara a few times to shut her up, but somehow it didn’t worked...
Takamoto: KILL HER!! KILL HER NOW!!
Blain: OH shoot!!
The guys started shooting at them. Lara jumped behind the bar, pulling Blain along. A guy walks up to the bar. Lara pulls out her pumps and reveals a gun from under her dress.
Blain: What the frack are you doing?!! Are you insane?!!
Lara: Stay here.
The guy peeked around the bar. He got shot and Lara jumped sideways. Takamoto walked out of the penthouse to his own house. Blain looked around the bar, sitting on the ground, to see what was going on. He rolled to the dead guy to get his weapon while Lara shoots the other guys. After the fire fight dies down, Nishimura peeked around the wall to see what’s going on…
Nishimura: O_o
Blain: Takamoto ran off.
Nishimura: Probably to his own house.
Lara: … Where is that?
Nishimura: … Right next door. He’s my neighbour.
Lara: … Oh.
Blain: Where did you get those?! *looks at her guns*
Lara: Basic etiquette… Don’t arrive at a party empty handed…
Blain: O_o
Lara: We better get going.
Nishimura: Be careful Lara.
Lara: We will. Thanks.
So they got out of the penthouse and went next door… And ringed the doorbell…
Lara: …
Blain: … Wasabi delivery!!
Door opens up… Lara immediately shot the guy…
Lara: Good thinking…
Blain: ^w^
After Blain and Lara got inside the building, they see a lot of priceless artefacts… Then suddenly, they heard an evil laugh… They both see Takamoto with a swordfragment on a boa and a Chaos Emerald at the end of it…
Takamoto: Mwuahahahaha…
Blain: Why do villains always laugh so much…?
Lara: Shut up… We have to get it from him…
Takamoto: You dishonoured my home… You killed my men…
Blain: Eeh, no we didn’t… We just cut your payment checks…
Lara: Yeah, you should be thanking us…
Takamoto: Ha… troublesome fools…
Blain: How about that sword fragment now…?
Takamoto: No…
Blain: Oh, well we tried, let’s go home.
Lara: Shut up…
Takamoto: I’m fond of recovering priceless artefacts from dead Englishmen… The fool told me it’s from the eleventh century… I do not know how the fool came by it, as it’s obviously far older then the eleventh century. What I think- *gets shot*
Lara: …
Blain: *places pistol back in Lara’s holster*
Lara: …
Blain: He just didn’t shut up…
Lara: … Let’s just take the stuff…
Feral: Will Blain ever stop being trigger-happy?!!
MrGimp: Will Takamoto ever hand over the sword fragment to Lara?!!
Feral: I can’t think of anything more to say!! The suspension is killing meeeeee!!! O_o
MrGimp: … Uh… Will the new villains ever get hold of the Chaos Emerald?!!
Feral: Gee! I hope not! O_o
MrGimp: To be continued!!!!1
Jones: *Playing a very melancholy song on the organ*
Peaches: Can't you play anything else?! This song really depresses me...
Jones: Oh, like you can do any better!
Peaches: Well I do!! Just watch me!
Jones: …
Peaches: Ahem. *Plays Barbie Girl by Aqua on the organ*
Jones: …
Peaches: Come on! Sing with me!
Jones: …
Peaches: *sings* I’m a Barbie girl!! In a Barbie world!! I’m from plastic!! It’s fantastic!! You can brush my hair!! Undress me everywhere!! Imagination!! Life is you’re creation!!
Jones: *sings* Come on Barbie, let’s go party!
Peaches: *sings* Ah, ah, ah yeah!
Jones: *sings* Come on Barbie, let’s go party!
Peaches: *sings* Ah, ah, ah yeah!
Jones: *sings* Come on Barbie, let’s go party!
Peaches: *sings* Ah, ah, ah yeah!
Jones: I LOVE THAT SONG!! ^w^
Peaches: O_o
Jones: … What…?
Peaches: I don’t… In fact, I hate it…
Jones: *sighs* Fine…
Peaches: How about if I- Wait… What’s this…? *picks up box*
Jones: No, no, no!! Put it down!!
Peaches: *opens box*
Jones: *sighs*
Peaches: It makes a wonderful melody… Where’d you get that…?
Jones: … E-Bay…
Peaches: …
Jones: I eh… The woman I loved gave that to me…
Peaches: Oh!! A romantic story! I love stories!! Tell me!!
Jones: …
Peaches: Pleeeeeeeeeeeease?!
Jones: She didn’t love me… While I gave her my heart…
Peaches: Well… Maybe you should be more open to her…
Jones: No… I gave her my heart… *Sobs*
Peaches: I'm sure that it has been really hard for you but I'm sure tha-
Jones: No, I literally gave her my heart!! >_<
Peaches: … Right… So then what happened?
Jones: *Sniffs* The gift came with a note that said "Already got one..."
Peaches: She had someone else…?
Jones: No, she already had a heart that circulated her bloodstream…
Peaches: … Oh.
Jones: I just… I… *cries*
Peaches: There, there, it’s ok… Here, have a lollipop…
Jones: … *takes lollipop*
Peaches: It’s against the cold… And sorrow…
Jones: … Thank you…
Peaches: You’re not so bad for a undead evil pirate that roams the 7 seas and pillage and kill everyone you see… You’re just misunderstood… That’s all…
Jones: *sniffs*
Peaches: I think someone needs a hug...
Jones: I do…
Meanwhile… Back at the Black Pearl…
Sparrow: Here we are! Cuba!!
All: …
Sparrow: What?
Blain: I thought you said Tortuga!!
Sparrow: No, I didn’t.
Blain: …
Rouge: It doesn’t matter, we’re in Cuba where the first Chaos Emerald is.
All: … Yeah, but where?
So they got off the ship to find out something while Sparrow and the other wittle pirates stayed on the ship. I don’t know why though. Hell, I’m the narrator, not the scenario writer. Then they see someone running who’s being chased by armed mercenaries.
Guy: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!
Mercenaries: GIMME!!! GIMME!!! GIMME!!! GIMME!!! GIMME!!!
Blain: … Who the hell is that?
Sonic: Shouldn’t we help him…?
All: … Why?
Sonic: Because eh… Not helping him is a… A bad thing to do…
All: …
Sonic: Maybe eh… He can provide us with information…?
All: …
Sonic: Also because… Because you get to eh… Kill some bad guys…?
Blain: I’m in.
All: … ‘Kay…
So they ran into a cave where they last saw the guy running into… But as they got further into the cave, it gets darker…
Tala: I can’t see shoot!!
Nicole: It’s too dark!!
Shadow: Rouge! Use you’re sonar!
Rouge: … What?
Shadow: You’re a bat! You can use sonar!
Rouge: Oh yeah!
All: …
Rouge: *makes sonar sounds*
All: …
Shadow: You sure you know where we’re going…?
Rouge: Positiv-WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
All: …
Shadow: Rouge…?
All: ………
Shadow: Rouge?!1
Knuckles: ROUGE!! GET YOU’RE FURRY @$$ BACK HERE!!!
All: …
Knuckles: Could have sworn it would work…
Then Blain got out a small flashlight from out of his pockets to look for Rouge.
All: …
Blain: What?
Nicole: You could have used that sooner you know…
Rouge: I’m down here!!
All: Where?!!
Then they looked down and noticed Rouge fell through a opening in the ground. So they all jumped down. And they noticed all those mercenaries’ dead… As they continued to walk around, they noticed a lot of ancient stuff. Like… Masks and tomb thingies and shoot. Then a woman with big @$$ boobs walks out of corridor towards the guy who got chased not too long ago…
Lara: Alistair, I just got a call from Anaya… She said that there was a- O_o
All: …
Lara: … Who the hell are you…? Did Rutland send you…? *aims pistols at the crew*
All: … Noooooooo…
Lara: … Stay at you’re distance…
Then suddenly, Blain picks up a mask and puts it on…
Blain: Behold!!
All: O_o
Blain: I am the ancient God of dogSMACKING!!
All: O_o
Blain: ^-^
Knuckles: Why don’t you call the God of awesome titties?! *lmfao*
Rouge: T_T *dogslaps Knuckles*
Lara: … You’re not Rutland’s men, it’s obvious now…
All: Nooooo…
Lara: Then why are you here…?
Rouge: … Eh… We were hoping to find a mystical gem.
Lara: … A gem huh…?
Rouge: Yeah.
Lara: You mean this one…? *shows Chaos Emerald*
Rouge: Yeah!! That’s the one!! Can we have it?!!
Lara: … In exchange for… What…?
After thinking for a very long time, Rouge picked up Knuckles and offered him to Lara…
Lara: What the hell am I gonna do with him?!
Rouge: … He makes an excellent companion.
Lara: …
Knuckles: ^w^
Rouge: Ok, how about the blue one over there?!
Sonic: Who, me?
Rouge: You don’t need a can opener anymore!
Lara: … I’ll pass… It’s not what I want nor need…
Rouge: THEN WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT?!!! >_<
Then there was this big awful silence as they all stared at Rouge…
Rouge: What?!!! >_<
Shadow: Blain!! Will you leave those ancient priceless statues alone?!!
Lara: … What I’m looking for… Is a sword fragment…
Blain: Yeah but-
At that point, the statue tips over and breaks into thousands of pieces… Then Blain picks up a sword fragment…
Blain: … Ooh… You mean this sword fragment…?
Lara: … Yes…
Alistair: *sighs* … Years of research… Gone!!! *throws book away*
Lara: …
Blain: Trade ya?
Lara: … Sure…
So they traded… A happy music started playing…
Voice over: You’ve obtained the first Chaos Emerald!!! *dramatic reverb*
All: O_o
Lara: …
Tala: So what is this place anyway?
Lara: It’s the tomb of Wookalookapoopachoopa Phil.
All: … Who?
Rutland: Lady Croft! I was hoping I get to meet you!
They looked around and noticed a lot of mercenaries surrounding them on higher cliffs…
Lara: … Rutland…
Rutland: I was hoping I get to talk to you…
Lara: Fancy dropping down for a chat, then?
Rutland: Only if you can shoot this far…
Lara: You know long-distance relationships inevitably come to an end…
Rutland: I was hoping you found a piece of this… Do you know what’s it for…? *shows sword fragment*
Lara: Where’d you get that?!
Rutland: … I guess you don’t… And that means you don’t have a piece… We’re done talking…
Then the guy walks away as the mercenaries opened fire on the crew. Shadow used the Chaos Emerald to get rid of them… He used Chaos Control to teleport them somewhere else…
Meanwhile…
Peaches: Go on…
Jones: And that’s when-
A bright light flashed in front of them and the soldiers appeared on deck of the Flying Dutchman… They got captured by Jones’ crew…
Jones: Peaches…?
Peaches: Aye capt’n!!
Jones: … You’re second in command on this ship from now on… Do whatever you like with our newly acquired souls…
Peaches: Aye capt’n!!
As Jones walked away, Peaches puts up a menacing look and stared at every mercenary…
Peaches: … Free icecream… For everyone!! ^w^
All: Yaay!!
Meanwhile, back at the others…
Sonic: Ok, what the hell was that all about…?
Lara: My business is no concern to you… You got what you wanted.
Sonic: Yeah but… There are still six more to find… And we don’t know where to start…
Lara: Six more of those emeralds…?
Sonic: … Yeah.
Lara: *nods*
Shadow: … Soooooo…
Lara: There is one guy who might have one… He is also the one who stole the fourth sword fragment I need…
Nicole: What about that other guy…?
Lara: … I’ll get it… Don’t worry about that… Let’s go…
Blain: So eh… Who are you…?
And they all introduced themselves… Bwaaaaa…
Lara: Takamoto stole the fragment…
Alistair: Takamoto…? Haven’t you met him before…?
Lara: Yes, I’ve met him before…
Radio: Hell no Lara, Yakuza aint something to mess with!
Shadow: Yakuza…? As in.. the Japanese mob Yakuza…?
Radio: Yeah.
Shadow: You think it’s a bright idea to do that…?
Lara: I don’t care Shadow… I want that piece. Arrange a meeting Zip…
Radio: You know that you should stop by Nishimura and arrange it through there…
Lara: I know, arrange a meeting with him…
Radio: Yeah… Will do.
Knuckles: So who’s this Nishimura guy…?
Rouge: A good guy…?
Lara: Yeah, he is. He helped me before and rules most of the underground activities. He doesn’t mess with Yakuza. Neither you should mess with him…
Alistair: We’ll see about that later. First thing for now is to contact him and arrange a meeting.
So after they got outside again, they went over to the Black Pearl… And find Sparrow, Gibbs, Mahabi and Lattei rat-arsed rolling around on deck…
All: …
Zip: Just got a call from Nishimura. He’s having a party tomorrow night in his penthouse. You’re on the guest list. The only problem is that only one more can join you. You can’t take everyone at once. It’s causing them to suspect something.
Lara: We need to do this quietly…
Shadow: I see…
Blain: I’ll go with you…
Tala: Then what are we supposed to do?!!
Blain: I don’t know!! How about getting rat-arsed again?!!
Nicole/Tala: … M’kay. *runs below deck*
Shadow: … We’ll wait for you’re return.
Sonic: Be careful.
That night, Lara and Blain took off while the rest were getting wasted on the rum as the ship is still in the harbour…
Once Blain and Lara arrived the next day in Tokyo, they went to the penthouse… They got in the elevator…
Blain: You said you’ve met him before haven’t you…?
Lara: Yes, I did…
Blain: What exactly happened the last time you saw him…?
Lara: He was trying to pass of forged relics of the Asuka period… Priceless artefacts. If he’d sold that, it would get into the wrong hands… Conventional reasoning’s doesn’t work with Yakuza… So I “pursued” him to give the artefacts to me…
Blain: But you let him live…?
Lara: Yes… And now we’re gonna have a useful conversation.
They got out of the elevator and a bunch of people are dancing… The party seems boring though…
Blain: When you said party… I wasn’t expecting it to be this boring… T_T
Lara: We’re not here for the party Blain…
Radio: Yo Lara, Nishimura is expecting you. Contact the bartender to let him know you’re there.
Lara: Thank you Zip.
Lara walks over to the bartender…
Lara; Good evening. I believe Nishimura-san is expecting me.
Bartender: Aah, Lady Croft. He is in his office down the hall. I will let him know you’re coming.
Lara: Thank you.
Blain: Let’s go.
They walked to the backrooms to enter a corridor. They walked ahead until they reached a door. Lara knocks on it. They heard that they could enter, which they did…
Nishimura: Welcome Lara!
Lara: Goodevening Nishimura-san.
Nishimura: And who is this little fellow…?
Lara: This is Blain. He will assist me with the negotiations.
Blain: ‘Sup?!
Lara pokes Blain with her elbow…
Nishimura: Have you been enjoying my party?
Lara: I’ve been enjoying it very much, however… When Takamoto arrives… It could get ugly…
Nishimura: Be careful Lara… He’s a dangerous man when his interests differ from yours…
Lara: I can be persuasive… Even with dangerous man…
Blain: *nosebleed*
Nishimura: I’m dangerous too you remember… But please, stay, and enjoy the party…
Lara bows to Nishimura and they both walked out of his office.
Blain: Nice guy, I like Nishimura.
Lara: You’d better keep friends with him… Things could get nasty if you mess up with him…
Blain: Yeah…
They started to walk back to the party, until suddenly the music stops. Blain and Lara peeked around the corner and saw that the guests were running away quickly. A few armed men are standing there with an old guy in the middle…
Takamoto: Be quick about it miss Croft… I’ve got a lot of things to do…
Lara: Of course Takamoto-san. I’m looking for a piece. A sword fragment that was in the care of the Wasede University. Or it was until you stole it…
Takamoto: *laughs* I am not a thief. And you would be wise, to avoid such accusations!
Lara: Then I suggest to skip to the negotiations then…
Takamoto: I don’t have any idea what you’re talking about!
Lara: Of course you do… Just name a price…
Blain: Eehm… Lara… Now it’s a good time to shut up… I can see a vain in his head… O_o
Takamoto: Miss Croft! Are you deaf?!
Lara: … Try begging for your life like the last time we met…
Takamoto got angrier by the second… Blain poked Lara a few times to shut her up, but somehow it didn’t worked...
Takamoto: KILL HER!! KILL HER NOW!!
Blain: OH shoot!!
The guys started shooting at them. Lara jumped behind the bar, pulling Blain along. A guy walks up to the bar. Lara pulls out her pumps and reveals a gun from under her dress.
Blain: What the frack are you doing?!! Are you insane?!!
Lara: Stay here.
The guy peeked around the bar. He got shot and Lara jumped sideways. Takamoto walked out of the penthouse to his own house. Blain looked around the bar, sitting on the ground, to see what was going on. He rolled to the dead guy to get his weapon while Lara shoots the other guys. After the fire fight dies down, Nishimura peeked around the wall to see what’s going on…
Nishimura: O_o
Blain: Takamoto ran off.
Nishimura: Probably to his own house.
Lara: … Where is that?
Nishimura: … Right next door. He’s my neighbour.
Lara: … Oh.
Blain: Where did you get those?! *looks at her guns*
Lara: Basic etiquette… Don’t arrive at a party empty handed…
Blain: O_o
Lara: We better get going.
Nishimura: Be careful Lara.
Lara: We will. Thanks.
So they got out of the penthouse and went next door… And ringed the doorbell…
Lara: …
Blain: … Wasabi delivery!!
Door opens up… Lara immediately shot the guy…
Lara: Good thinking…
Blain: ^w^
After Blain and Lara got inside the building, they see a lot of priceless artefacts… Then suddenly, they heard an evil laugh… They both see Takamoto with a swordfragment on a boa and a Chaos Emerald at the end of it…
Takamoto: Mwuahahahaha…
Blain: Why do villains always laugh so much…?
Lara: Shut up… We have to get it from him…
Takamoto: You dishonoured my home… You killed my men…
Blain: Eeh, no we didn’t… We just cut your payment checks…
Lara: Yeah, you should be thanking us…
Takamoto: Ha… troublesome fools…
Blain: How about that sword fragment now…?
Takamoto: No…
Blain: Oh, well we tried, let’s go home.
Lara: Shut up…
Takamoto: I’m fond of recovering priceless artefacts from dead Englishmen… The fool told me it’s from the eleventh century… I do not know how the fool came by it, as it’s obviously far older then the eleventh century. What I think- *gets shot*
Lara: …
Blain: *places pistol back in Lara’s holster*
Lara: …
Blain: He just didn’t shut up…
Lara: … Let’s just take the stuff…
Feral: Will Blain ever stop being trigger-happy?!!
MrGimp: Will Takamoto ever hand over the sword fragment to Lara?!!
Feral: I can’t think of anything more to say!! The suspension is killing meeeeee!!! O_o
MrGimp: … Uh… Will the new villains ever get hold of the Chaos Emerald?!!
Feral: Gee! I hope not! O_o
MrGimp: To be continued!!!!1
Comments
You are not authorized to comment here. Your must be registered and logged in to comment