Chapter 7 - Domo Arigato Mr. Roboto!
Submitted August 4, 2008 Updated March 8, 2009 Status Incomplete | Sonic and the gang need to find the Chaos Emeralds to save the universe from total chaos. On the way, they are tangled in a lot of random situations and meet characters they've never seen before... RANDOMNESS!!!1 8D
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Chapter 7 - Domo Arigato Mr. Roboto!
Chapter 7 - Domo Arigato Mr. Roboto!
Meanwhile…
Cortana: Chief?!! Chief?!!! Are you alright?!
Master Chief: … What happened, Cortana..?
Cortana: We crash-landed on the sacred Halo ring…
Master Chief: … Whuzzat…?
Cortana: … Did you forget what happened…?
Master Chief: …
Cortana: … Let’s run through everything AGAIN, here… -_-‘
Master Chief: … The big @$$ spaceship the Pillar of Autumn was under attack by the Covenant…
Cortana: Hmm-mm…
Master Chief: I took everyone out…
Cortana: … You killed a few Covenants, yeah…
Master Chief: … Assuming I only killed a few Covenant aliens, we had to abandon the ship in escape pods…
Cortana: … Aaaaaaaaaaand…?
Master Chief: … Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand… We all ate pie and lived happily ever after…
Cortana: … Nooooo…
Master Chief: Whut…?
Cortana: *sighs*
Flashback…
Master Chief: Come on, Phil!! You can make it to the escape pod!! Come on!!
Phil: I’m almost there!!
Master Chief: You can do it!!
Phil: I can do it!!
Master Chief: Hurry up!!
Phil: *pants* I’m gonna make it!!
Master Chief: *closes door of escape pod*
Phil: *smacks into door*
Master Chief: Bwhahahahahahaha! Oh God, I love doing that!
Phil: *gets mauled Covenant Elite*
Flashback ends…
Cortana: We had no choice but to crash land on the sacred Covenant Halo ring…
Master Chief: *looks at crashed space ship and dead bodies*
Cortana: …
Master Chief: And I am the only survivor! I mean, who saw that coming?!
Cortana: …
Master Chief: *ahem* What’s next, Cortana…?
Cortana: More people have made it… We need to find them and ask for extraction…
Master Chief: Who are they gonna send, the Pillar of Summer…? *chuckles*
Cortana: No… The Pillar of SHUTYOU’REfrackINGMOUTHALREADY!!!
Master Chief: …
Cortana: … Let’s just go…
So! Master Chief and Cortana were frolicking through the grass plains! That was, until…
Cortana: Incoming Covenant dropship! Hide!!
Master Chief: No…
Cortana: It will see you!!
Master Chief: … Not if I’m sneaking around… *sneaks around*
Then the dropship flew by…
Cortana: They saw you!!
Master Chief: No they didn’t! I was sneaking!
Cortana: …
Master Chief: … What’s next?
Cortana: … The Covenant dropship is also looking for people who survived the crash landings… Covenant is not taking any prisoners… We need to be quick…
Master Chief: Alright…
Cortana: Look…
As Master Chief looks up, the dropship of the Covenant was right above them… And noticed a few Covenant Elite standing in the doors…
Covenant elite: Wort wort… Wort… Wort…
Covenant elite: Wort wort wort wort!!
Then all of a sudden, the ship made a sudden turn and the Elites fall down…
Covenant elites: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORT!!!!- *splat*
Cortana: … Let’s just pretend we didn’t see that.
Master Chief: … Ok…
So… Their walking again… And walking… And they, stopped, cause Master Chief found a lollipop.
Master Chief: Ngjaaaaaaaaaaahaaaa…
Cortana: What’s wrong?
Master Chief: The lollipop sticks to my visor…!!
Cortana: See, that’s why I always tell you not to eat stuff from the ground… But you don’t listen…
Then they continued walking… Until…
Sonic: Gaah… My head…
Shadow: Is everyone alright…?
Nicole/Tala: Yuuuuuuuuuuush…
Blain: I’m still mutating into a zombie rabbid and even got the fluffy bunny ears, but besides that, I’m fine.
Rouge: … Bwa?
Knuckles: *sneezes*
Master Chief looked around and saw a bunch of, eh… Mutant animals, a princess… Pirates... And a big breasted woman carrying guns behind bushes… This sounds like a really freaky orgy… O_o
Lara: My butt hurts…
Gibbs: What the hell have we been doing…?
Blain: My jaw hurts like hell…
Master Chief: *scratches helmet*
Cortana: We are not here to judge their actions. They are free to do so… Let’s move on…
Master Chief: … Are they… Natives… Of the Halo ring?
Cortana: Most likely…
Master Chief: But that doesn’t explain those humans…
Cortana: … I said let’s move on.
Meanwhile, on the other side of the bush…
Shadow: You just had to make her cry, didn’t you?!!
Sonic: … Uh, yeah! ^w^
Shadow: … Asshole.
Elise: That’s alright! Because I’m all happy again and it’s because I’m with Sonic! *hugs Sonic*
Sonic: … -_-‘
Shadow: … Where the hell are we anyways?
Rouge: I see a few planets.
Blain: Yeah, and I can see ground above us.
Nicole: … It’s forming a ring…
Lara: … I know what it is.
Nicole: You do?
Lara: Yes…
All: …
Lara: This is the mystical Avalon…
All: …
Lara: …
All: *LMFAO!!!!*
Shadow: *lmao* AVALON?!! OH GEEZ, I THOUGHT WE ENDED UP IN ATLANTIS!!!1 *lolz*
Lara: … -_-‘
On the other side of the bush again…
Cortana: I really think we should help them.
Master Chief: But you just said-
Cortana: Never mind what I said, the Covenant is closing in on them!!
Master Chief: … *sighs*
On the other side of the bush… Damn it, I’m getting tired of saying that… Give me something new to say!! >_<
Covenant: Wort! Wort wort wort wurt wort!
Lara: Uh-huh…
Covenant: Wort wort wort! Wort wort wort wort wort wort!
Lara: I see…
Then all of a sudden, Master Chief jumped up from the bushes…
Master Chief: U HORRIBLE COVENANT PURSIN U MUST DAI !!!! >=(
Covenant: EEP!!! O_o *gets shot*
All: …
Master Chief: …
Cortana: He just saved you guys…
Sonic: … A male robot with a female voice…?
Master Chief: No, that’s Cortana…
Sonic: … A male robot with a split personality…?
Cortana: No… This is Master Chief…
All: … ‘Lo.
Sonic: A robot who’s a Master Chef…?
Cortana: He’s not a robot…
Sonic: But he’s a chef?
Cortana: No but-
Sonic: Great! Can I have a chilli-dog…?
Cortana: …
Sonic: Pleeeeeeeeeeeease……?! =3
Shadow: Whoa, whoa, whoa!! What the hell is going on here?!! Where the hell are we?!!
Cortana: You’ve crash-landed on Halo.
Shadow: No!!! We were in Soleana first!! Then this big flash happened and this dog here!! *points at Elise*
Elise: =3
Shadow: Made us end up in wherever the hell we are!! I want answers!! >_<
Master Chief: Why don’t you ask Cortana? She’s knows everything!
Then Master Chief unplugs his flashcard of 2 gigabyte and placed it on the ground… And this A.I. chick called Cortana shows up…
All: Whoa… Amazing…
Blain: Pssh… I’ve seen that before…
Then Cortana started juggling.
Cortana: Bet you haven’t seen this before huh?!
Blain: … Amazing… *gawps*
Master Chief: … Ask.
Shadow: … Cortana…?
Cortana: Yes Shadow…?
Shadow: *gasp!* She knows my name! She knows my name!! O_o
Master Chief: I told you! She knows everything! O_o
Cortana: …
Shadow: What happened…?
Cortana: … You travelled through time and space. And now you’re here.
Shadow: … Oh.
Cortana: Chief, I suggest we move, right now. I sense Covenant reinforcements.
Master Chief: … Alright Cortana…
Master Chief picked up the 2 gigabyte flashcard and placed it back in his helmet. Then this Windows sound was heard that a new device was detected.
Cortana: We need to go right now!! Covenant are closing in fast with a crap load of soldiers!!!
Master Chief: Just shut up a minute and let me think!!! >_<
All: …
Master Chief: … I’ve got it…
All: …
Master Chief: … Now all we need… Is a puppy…
Cortana: We don’t have a puppy!!
Master Chief: … Then I’ll have to say, with my expert knowledge, I’ve come to the conclusion that we are eh… Screwed… Yeah… Totally…
Cortana: But the Covenant has taken over all of Halo!!
Master Chief: All of the Halovers?!!
Cortana: They’ve taken all over all of the Halovers!!! … Halo’s!!!
Master Chief: …
Cortana: Get moving!!! Go to the crash-site and get everyone safe!!! Get going!!
Master Chief: ‘kay.
So Master Chief ran away…
Nicole: … Shouldn’t we be following them…?
Sonic: Should we, I mean… It’s dangerous to be on your own here…
Blain: Yeah, and it’s because she juggled…
Sonic: There IS a war going on here, you know!
Blain: Never mind that!! Did you see how she juggled?!! O_o
All: …
So they ran after Master Chief and Cortana… At some point, they reached a big @$$ building… It’s all dark…
Cortana: Be careful Chief… Covenant are everywhere…
Sonic: Eh… You sure this is safe…?
Master Chief: Most likely…
Tala: That’s not a good thing, is it?
Master Chief: No…
Cortana: Chief, you aware that the lollipop is still sticking to you’re visor…?
Master Chief: Yes, I am… I’m saving it for later…
Cortana: That lollipop belonged to that UNSC sergeant!
Master Chief: I told you before, Cortana, he was dead when I got there!
Cortana: That’s because you SHOT him and stole it from him!!
Master Chief: Hey, I don’t pay you to criticize MY Chiefy ways here, alright?!
Cortana: I’m not getting paid at all!!
Master Chief: My point exactly, so shut up already!!
All: … *sighs*
Then some flying… Round… Annoying blue-ish droid thing flies to them…
Monitor: Greetings, my name is 343 Guilty Spark. I am the Monitor of Installation 05!
All: …
Monitor: We must reclaim the Index.
Cortana: Don’t do this Chief…
Master Chief: It’s al right, he’s a friend…
All: …
Monitor: Come along. *hums*
Then they walked over to a big console computer thingy room… Master Chief gets his 2 gigabyte flashcard out of his helmet and placed it in the computer. Then this Windows sound was heard that a device was disconnected. Cortana shows up in the console…
Cortana: Chief!! Don’t!! You have no idea what you’re doing, are you?!!
Master Chief: … Activating Halo’s defence systems…
Cortana: NO!! HALO IS A WEAPON OF MASS DESTRUCTION!!! IT CAN WIPE OUT ALL SENTIENT LIFE WITHIN 25.000 LIGHTYEARS!!!! >_<
Master Chief: … Oooooooooooooooooooooh…… Does that mean the kitten’s will die too…?
Monitor: This is absolutely unacceptable! Protocol requires the Reclaimer must activate Halo’s defence systems in order to contain The Flood!
Master Chief: Yes, but what about the kittens…?
Cortana: I'm tracking Covenant movement, we have to go!
Master Chief: Yes, but I’m the Reclaimer! I can’t let these poor kittens die!!
Cortona: Then we have to move now…
Monitor: Why would you hesitate to do what you've already done, Reclaimer…?
Cortana: We have to go! We have to move now!
Monitor: Last time you asked me, if it were my choice, would I do it? Having had considerable time to ponder your quire, my answer has not changed.
Then four heavily armed droids floats down to back up the Monitor…
Monitor: If you are unwilling to help, I will simply find another. But still, I must have the Index.
Master Chief yanks Cortana out of the console and placed her in his helmet again… Again that Windows sound…
Blain: This is not going to end well, is it…?
Tala: Nnnnnnnnnnnnope…
Cortana: Get... us... out of here!!
Monitor: Surrender your construct, or I will be forced to take it from you.
Master Chief: That's not going to happen…
Monitor: So be it.
Then the droids got in formation in front of everyone as the Monitor fracks off…
Sonic: Psst… Chief guy!?
Master Chief: Yeah?!
Sonic: There’s no way we can beat these droids!!
Master Chief: Oh yes we can… *arm gets shot off*
All: …
Master Chief: … Urgh… Could you help me reach my arm, please?
All: …
Sonic: *slaps Master Chief with his own arm*
All: …
Then the droids started firing as everyone desperately sought cover…
Cortana: You gotta do something, Chief, or we’ll all die here!!
Master Chief: Like what?!!
Cortana: Use you’re weapon!!
Master Chief: Good thinking!! *throws weapon*
Then the weapon hit one of the droids… It stopped firing for a second then continued on like nothing ever happened…
Cortana: …
Master Chief: *throws ammo clip* Ha!! How’d you like that?!!
Cortana: … We’re gonna die here… ¬_¬
Sonic: Not yet!! I have an idea!!
All: Oh dear Lord...
Sonic was still holding on to Master Chief’s arm… So he slapped Elise with Master Chief’s arm…
Elise: … *shaky lips*
Then Sonic made the fingers of Master Chief’s arm raise the index finger and he poked Elise a few times. He even poked her nose a lot.
Elise: … WAAAAAAAAAA!!!1 *cries*
Voice Over: TIME PARADOX!!!!
Shadow: Whoa! Elise is actually useful!! O_o
Nicole: IT actually works! O_o
Then everything exploded yet again in another bright flash…
Feral: *chews on Happy Meal toy* X3
MrGimp: AHEM!!!
Feral: Oh!! Hiya!
MrGimp: … Where’d ch00 go last time?
Feral: … McDonalds… X3 *chews on Happy Meal toy*
MrGimp: ...
Feral: ^w^
MrGimp: Anyway… Where will Elise take them next…? Will they ever get hold of all the emeralds…?
Feral: Not if Elise keeps on crying like a whiney dog…
MrGimp: Yeah but they already have one...
Feral: That's not enough!!! >_<
MrGimp: … *steals Happy Meal toy*
Feral: *gasps*
MrGimp: To be continued…
Feral: Give that back!!
MrGimp: … No… ^w^ *gets stabbed*
Cortana: Chief?!! Chief?!!! Are you alright?!
Master Chief: … What happened, Cortana..?
Cortana: We crash-landed on the sacred Halo ring…
Master Chief: … Whuzzat…?
Cortana: … Did you forget what happened…?
Master Chief: …
Cortana: … Let’s run through everything AGAIN, here… -_-‘
Master Chief: … The big @$$ spaceship the Pillar of Autumn was under attack by the Covenant…
Cortana: Hmm-mm…
Master Chief: I took everyone out…
Cortana: … You killed a few Covenants, yeah…
Master Chief: … Assuming I only killed a few Covenant aliens, we had to abandon the ship in escape pods…
Cortana: … Aaaaaaaaaaand…?
Master Chief: … Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand… We all ate pie and lived happily ever after…
Cortana: … Nooooo…
Master Chief: Whut…?
Cortana: *sighs*
Flashback…
Master Chief: Come on, Phil!! You can make it to the escape pod!! Come on!!
Phil: I’m almost there!!
Master Chief: You can do it!!
Phil: I can do it!!
Master Chief: Hurry up!!
Phil: *pants* I’m gonna make it!!
Master Chief: *closes door of escape pod*
Phil: *smacks into door*
Master Chief: Bwhahahahahahaha! Oh God, I love doing that!
Phil: *gets mauled Covenant Elite*
Flashback ends…
Cortana: We had no choice but to crash land on the sacred Covenant Halo ring…
Master Chief: *looks at crashed space ship and dead bodies*
Cortana: …
Master Chief: And I am the only survivor! I mean, who saw that coming?!
Cortana: …
Master Chief: *ahem* What’s next, Cortana…?
Cortana: More people have made it… We need to find them and ask for extraction…
Master Chief: Who are they gonna send, the Pillar of Summer…? *chuckles*
Cortana: No… The Pillar of SHUTYOU’REfrackINGMOUTHALREADY!!!
Master Chief: …
Cortana: … Let’s just go…
So! Master Chief and Cortana were frolicking through the grass plains! That was, until…
Cortana: Incoming Covenant dropship! Hide!!
Master Chief: No…
Cortana: It will see you!!
Master Chief: … Not if I’m sneaking around… *sneaks around*
Then the dropship flew by…
Cortana: They saw you!!
Master Chief: No they didn’t! I was sneaking!
Cortana: …
Master Chief: … What’s next?
Cortana: … The Covenant dropship is also looking for people who survived the crash landings… Covenant is not taking any prisoners… We need to be quick…
Master Chief: Alright…
Cortana: Look…
As Master Chief looks up, the dropship of the Covenant was right above them… And noticed a few Covenant Elite standing in the doors…
Covenant elite: Wort wort… Wort… Wort…
Covenant elite: Wort wort wort wort!!
Then all of a sudden, the ship made a sudden turn and the Elites fall down…
Covenant elites: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORT!!!!- *splat*
Cortana: … Let’s just pretend we didn’t see that.
Master Chief: … Ok…
So… Their walking again… And walking… And they, stopped, cause Master Chief found a lollipop.
Master Chief: Ngjaaaaaaaaaaahaaaa…
Cortana: What’s wrong?
Master Chief: The lollipop sticks to my visor…!!
Cortana: See, that’s why I always tell you not to eat stuff from the ground… But you don’t listen…
Then they continued walking… Until…
Sonic: Gaah… My head…
Shadow: Is everyone alright…?
Nicole/Tala: Yuuuuuuuuuuush…
Blain: I’m still mutating into a zombie rabbid and even got the fluffy bunny ears, but besides that, I’m fine.
Rouge: … Bwa?
Knuckles: *sneezes*
Master Chief looked around and saw a bunch of, eh… Mutant animals, a princess… Pirates... And a big breasted woman carrying guns behind bushes… This sounds like a really freaky orgy… O_o
Lara: My butt hurts…
Gibbs: What the hell have we been doing…?
Blain: My jaw hurts like hell…
Master Chief: *scratches helmet*
Cortana: We are not here to judge their actions. They are free to do so… Let’s move on…
Master Chief: … Are they… Natives… Of the Halo ring?
Cortana: Most likely…
Master Chief: But that doesn’t explain those humans…
Cortana: … I said let’s move on.
Meanwhile, on the other side of the bush…
Shadow: You just had to make her cry, didn’t you?!!
Sonic: … Uh, yeah! ^w^
Shadow: … Asshole.
Elise: That’s alright! Because I’m all happy again and it’s because I’m with Sonic! *hugs Sonic*
Sonic: … -_-‘
Shadow: … Where the hell are we anyways?
Rouge: I see a few planets.
Blain: Yeah, and I can see ground above us.
Nicole: … It’s forming a ring…
Lara: … I know what it is.
Nicole: You do?
Lara: Yes…
All: …
Lara: This is the mystical Avalon…
All: …
Lara: …
All: *LMFAO!!!!*
Shadow: *lmao* AVALON?!! OH GEEZ, I THOUGHT WE ENDED UP IN ATLANTIS!!!1 *lolz*
Lara: … -_-‘
On the other side of the bush again…
Cortana: I really think we should help them.
Master Chief: But you just said-
Cortana: Never mind what I said, the Covenant is closing in on them!!
Master Chief: … *sighs*
On the other side of the bush… Damn it, I’m getting tired of saying that… Give me something new to say!! >_<
Covenant: Wort! Wort wort wort wurt wort!
Lara: Uh-huh…
Covenant: Wort wort wort! Wort wort wort wort wort wort!
Lara: I see…
Then all of a sudden, Master Chief jumped up from the bushes…
Master Chief: U HORRIBLE COVENANT PURSIN U MUST DAI !!!! >=(
Covenant: EEP!!! O_o *gets shot*
All: …
Master Chief: …
Cortana: He just saved you guys…
Sonic: … A male robot with a female voice…?
Master Chief: No, that’s Cortana…
Sonic: … A male robot with a split personality…?
Cortana: No… This is Master Chief…
All: … ‘Lo.
Sonic: A robot who’s a Master Chef…?
Cortana: He’s not a robot…
Sonic: But he’s a chef?
Cortana: No but-
Sonic: Great! Can I have a chilli-dog…?
Cortana: …
Sonic: Pleeeeeeeeeeeease……?! =3
Shadow: Whoa, whoa, whoa!! What the hell is going on here?!! Where the hell are we?!!
Cortana: You’ve crash-landed on Halo.
Shadow: No!!! We were in Soleana first!! Then this big flash happened and this dog here!! *points at Elise*
Elise: =3
Shadow: Made us end up in wherever the hell we are!! I want answers!! >_<
Master Chief: Why don’t you ask Cortana? She’s knows everything!
Then Master Chief unplugs his flashcard of 2 gigabyte and placed it on the ground… And this A.I. chick called Cortana shows up…
All: Whoa… Amazing…
Blain: Pssh… I’ve seen that before…
Then Cortana started juggling.
Cortana: Bet you haven’t seen this before huh?!
Blain: … Amazing… *gawps*
Master Chief: … Ask.
Shadow: … Cortana…?
Cortana: Yes Shadow…?
Shadow: *gasp!* She knows my name! She knows my name!! O_o
Master Chief: I told you! She knows everything! O_o
Cortana: …
Shadow: What happened…?
Cortana: … You travelled through time and space. And now you’re here.
Shadow: … Oh.
Cortana: Chief, I suggest we move, right now. I sense Covenant reinforcements.
Master Chief: … Alright Cortana…
Master Chief picked up the 2 gigabyte flashcard and placed it back in his helmet. Then this Windows sound was heard that a new device was detected.
Cortana: We need to go right now!! Covenant are closing in fast with a crap load of soldiers!!!
Master Chief: Just shut up a minute and let me think!!! >_<
All: …
Master Chief: … I’ve got it…
All: …
Master Chief: … Now all we need… Is a puppy…
Cortana: We don’t have a puppy!!
Master Chief: … Then I’ll have to say, with my expert knowledge, I’ve come to the conclusion that we are eh… Screwed… Yeah… Totally…
Cortana: But the Covenant has taken over all of Halo!!
Master Chief: All of the Halovers?!!
Cortana: They’ve taken all over all of the Halovers!!! … Halo’s!!!
Master Chief: …
Cortana: Get moving!!! Go to the crash-site and get everyone safe!!! Get going!!
Master Chief: ‘kay.
So Master Chief ran away…
Nicole: … Shouldn’t we be following them…?
Sonic: Should we, I mean… It’s dangerous to be on your own here…
Blain: Yeah, and it’s because she juggled…
Sonic: There IS a war going on here, you know!
Blain: Never mind that!! Did you see how she juggled?!! O_o
All: …
So they ran after Master Chief and Cortana… At some point, they reached a big @$$ building… It’s all dark…
Cortana: Be careful Chief… Covenant are everywhere…
Sonic: Eh… You sure this is safe…?
Master Chief: Most likely…
Tala: That’s not a good thing, is it?
Master Chief: No…
Cortana: Chief, you aware that the lollipop is still sticking to you’re visor…?
Master Chief: Yes, I am… I’m saving it for later…
Cortana: That lollipop belonged to that UNSC sergeant!
Master Chief: I told you before, Cortana, he was dead when I got there!
Cortana: That’s because you SHOT him and stole it from him!!
Master Chief: Hey, I don’t pay you to criticize MY Chiefy ways here, alright?!
Cortana: I’m not getting paid at all!!
Master Chief: My point exactly, so shut up already!!
All: … *sighs*
Then some flying… Round… Annoying blue-ish droid thing flies to them…
Monitor: Greetings, my name is 343 Guilty Spark. I am the Monitor of Installation 05!
All: …
Monitor: We must reclaim the Index.
Cortana: Don’t do this Chief…
Master Chief: It’s al right, he’s a friend…
All: …
Monitor: Come along. *hums*
Then they walked over to a big console computer thingy room… Master Chief gets his 2 gigabyte flashcard out of his helmet and placed it in the computer. Then this Windows sound was heard that a device was disconnected. Cortana shows up in the console…
Cortana: Chief!! Don’t!! You have no idea what you’re doing, are you?!!
Master Chief: … Activating Halo’s defence systems…
Cortana: NO!! HALO IS A WEAPON OF MASS DESTRUCTION!!! IT CAN WIPE OUT ALL SENTIENT LIFE WITHIN 25.000 LIGHTYEARS!!!! >_<
Master Chief: … Oooooooooooooooooooooh…… Does that mean the kitten’s will die too…?
Monitor: This is absolutely unacceptable! Protocol requires the Reclaimer must activate Halo’s defence systems in order to contain The Flood!
Master Chief: Yes, but what about the kittens…?
Cortana: I'm tracking Covenant movement, we have to go!
Master Chief: Yes, but I’m the Reclaimer! I can’t let these poor kittens die!!
Cortona: Then we have to move now…
Monitor: Why would you hesitate to do what you've already done, Reclaimer…?
Cortana: We have to go! We have to move now!
Monitor: Last time you asked me, if it were my choice, would I do it? Having had considerable time to ponder your quire, my answer has not changed.
Then four heavily armed droids floats down to back up the Monitor…
Monitor: If you are unwilling to help, I will simply find another. But still, I must have the Index.
Master Chief yanks Cortana out of the console and placed her in his helmet again… Again that Windows sound…
Blain: This is not going to end well, is it…?
Tala: Nnnnnnnnnnnnope…
Cortana: Get... us... out of here!!
Monitor: Surrender your construct, or I will be forced to take it from you.
Master Chief: That's not going to happen…
Monitor: So be it.
Then the droids got in formation in front of everyone as the Monitor fracks off…
Sonic: Psst… Chief guy!?
Master Chief: Yeah?!
Sonic: There’s no way we can beat these droids!!
Master Chief: Oh yes we can… *arm gets shot off*
All: …
Master Chief: … Urgh… Could you help me reach my arm, please?
All: …
Sonic: *slaps Master Chief with his own arm*
All: …
Then the droids started firing as everyone desperately sought cover…
Cortana: You gotta do something, Chief, or we’ll all die here!!
Master Chief: Like what?!!
Cortana: Use you’re weapon!!
Master Chief: Good thinking!! *throws weapon*
Then the weapon hit one of the droids… It stopped firing for a second then continued on like nothing ever happened…
Cortana: …
Master Chief: *throws ammo clip* Ha!! How’d you like that?!!
Cortana: … We’re gonna die here… ¬_¬
Sonic: Not yet!! I have an idea!!
All: Oh dear Lord...
Sonic was still holding on to Master Chief’s arm… So he slapped Elise with Master Chief’s arm…
Elise: … *shaky lips*
Then Sonic made the fingers of Master Chief’s arm raise the index finger and he poked Elise a few times. He even poked her nose a lot.
Elise: … WAAAAAAAAAA!!!1 *cries*
Voice Over: TIME PARADOX!!!!
Shadow: Whoa! Elise is actually useful!! O_o
Nicole: IT actually works! O_o
Then everything exploded yet again in another bright flash…
Feral: *chews on Happy Meal toy* X3
MrGimp: AHEM!!!
Feral: Oh!! Hiya!
MrGimp: … Where’d ch00 go last time?
Feral: … McDonalds… X3 *chews on Happy Meal toy*
MrGimp: ...
Feral: ^w^
MrGimp: Anyway… Where will Elise take them next…? Will they ever get hold of all the emeralds…?
Feral: Not if Elise keeps on crying like a whiney dog…
MrGimp: Yeah but they already have one...
Feral: That's not enough!!! >_<
MrGimp: … *steals Happy Meal toy*
Feral: *gasps*
MrGimp: To be continued…
Feral: Give that back!!
MrGimp: … No… ^w^ *gets stabbed*
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