Chapter 8 - Bwaa? O_o
Submitted August 4, 2008 Updated March 8, 2009 Status Incomplete | Sonic and the gang need to find the Chaos Emeralds to save the universe from total chaos. On the way, they are tangled in a lot of random situations and meet characters they've never seen before... RANDOMNESS!!!1 8D
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Chapter 8 - Bwaa? O_o
Chapter 8 - Bwaa? O_o
Meanwhile… In another dimension, a certain young female wolf is still struggling to survive on the Dutchman…
Fish Pirate 1: *Mopping deck* [To other Fish Pirate] You know that pink wench that we brought aboard a few days ago…?
Fish Pirate 2: Aye…?
Fish Pirate 1: I think she's a bit crazy in the head…
Fish Pirate 2: What makes you say that…?
Peaches: *Slides past on wet deck* TEN O'CLOCK AND TWO O'CLOCK!!!! X3
Long silence…
Fish Pirate 2: Ah…
Peaches: You missed a spot!
Fish Pirate 1: … You stupid-
Peaches: Ah, ah, ah! *waves finger in front of pirate* X3
Fish Pirate 1: … *sighs*
Peaches: Come on! Keep on mopping!! How am I supposed to slide across the deck if it isn’t wet?! Chop-chop!
Fish Pirate 1: I can’t take it anymore!! I suggest we throw her overboard!
Jones: Does there seem to be a problem, master Peaches?!!
Peaches: No captain… =3
Jones: How about you…? Do you have a problem with master Peaches…?
Fish Pirate 1: No captain…
Jones: *nods* I thought so…
Peaches: But there was this one little thing that-
Jones: I trust to you to take disciplinary actions to the crew, master Peaches… See to it that he learns to obey commands…
Fish Pirate 1: *gasps*
Peaches: Aye captain! =3
Then Jones walked away…
Peaches: =3
Fish Pirate: … Oh no… Please… Don’t…
Peaches: It’s the “Make-me-beautiful Manicure” for you!!
Fish Pirate: I learned my lesson!! I swear!! Please don’t!!
Peaches: Come on! It’ll be fun! Its girl’s night tonight! We can gossip, and do each other’s hair and-
Fish Pirate 1: But I’m a guy! O_o
Peaches: …
Fish Pirate 1: …
Peaches: Unless you want Captain Jones to take the disciplinary actions in his own hands… Or tentacles and claws… You decide…
Fish Pirate 1: … I hate my life…
Meanwhile… At other end of the planet in the same dimension…
Vanilla: Sooooon… All those who oppose us shall perish in the flames…
All: …
Vanilla: For I have decided… To become a Necromancer!!! *evil laugh*
All: *evil laugh*
Vanilla: ENOUGH!!!! >=(
Tails: Vanilla! I made a machine that should-
Vanilla: WHAT…!! Did you just call me…?
Tails: Uh… Vanilla…?
Vanilla: It’s not… From now on…You may all refer to me as… Baron Doom von Evil!!!1 *dramatic reverb*
All: …
Vanilla: Come… I’ve arranged our EVIL accommodations in which we can scheme without being disturbed…
Then they got into the janitor’s closet that had a sign that said: “Evil Scheme lair of Doom. No ponies allowed”.
Meanwhile… Somewhere… Unknown…
All: WAAAAAAAAA!!! –splat-
Sonic: Urgh…
Tala: … *cracks neck*
Knuckles: Oh man… Where the hell did we end up now…?
Elise: … *whimpers*
Shadow: *sighs* Now what?!!
Elise: I… I broke a naaaaaaaaaaail!!! Waaaaaaaaaaa!! *cries*
Voice over: TIME PARADOX!!!!
Sonic: Oh dear God, not again…
So the crew exploded again in a bright light… *sighs*
And they end up somewhere else again… -_-‘
Sonic: I… I don’t… I don’t feel so good…
Tala: And I thought getting rat-arsed was baaaaad… Gimme a sec…
Elise: =3
Shadow: … Elise…?
Elise: Yuuuuuuuuuuuush?! X3
Shadow: Are you happy now?!!
Elise: *nods franatically* X3
Shadow: NO!! I MEAN ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?!!! LOOK WHAT YOU DID!!1
Master Chief: … Whut? She did this?
Cortana: Give Elise a break here, guys, she just saved everyone…
Master Chief: She did? How?
Cortana: She’s not supposed to cry otherwise she will cause a time paradox.
Master Chief: … Riiiiiiiiiiiight…
Cortana: Hey, I didn’t come up with that stupid story. Blame Sega.
All: …
Shadow: Still, if she keeps on crying, she will cause a time paradox every time she can’t hold her water!
All: …
Shadow: Ok, bad example…
Elise: I’m sorry guys… I… I just… I just wanna do something good… *whimpers*
All: *sighs*
Elise: Why isn’t anyone appreciating me?!! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!! *cries*
Voice over: Time paradox!!
Shadow: Oh for fu-
… I’m getting so sick of this story, so I’m just gonna say it.
*ahem*
The end!!1
No, I’m just kidding. Anyway, they landed somewhere else. AGAIN!!! >__<
Tala: … I wish I had something to drink…
Nicole: … I second that… *faints*
Gibbs: … *hides rum bottle*
Elise: =3
Shadow: [whispers to Sonic] I swear, we really need to get rid of her before she fracks everything else up too…
Sonic: [Whispers to Shadow] I know…
Elise: Sonic…?
Sonic: What?
Elise: … I… I love you…
Sonic: … -_-‘
Elise: Kiss me!! *snogs Sonic*
Sonic: O_o
Elise: That was great! X3
All: …
Elise: *foam mouth*
All: ...
Elise: GAAAH!!! RABIES!!!! O_o *dies*
All: …
Sonic: ... My breath wasn’t that bad, was it…? -_-
All: … *stares at a dead Elise*
Shadow: … Whoa, looks like that problem just solved itself…
Blain: Yeah, talk about a Deus Ex Machina…
Tia Dalma: …
Rouge: … Now what the hell could you possibly want?!
Tia Dalma: Caution… Don’t forget that it was with MY powers you all returned to the land of the living…
Rouge: You did that…?
Tia Dalma: Yes… I couldn’t stand seeing everyone messing up…
Master Chief: Wait, so we’re not on Halo anymore…?
Tia Dalma: *sighs* No…
Master Chief: … Aw cabbage patch kids…
Cortana: …
Master Chief: =3
Tia Dalma: I have grave news for ya…
All: …
Tia Dalma: …
All: Well then, say it!!
Tia Dalma: … Actually, I have good and bad news…
Sonic: The good news?
Tia Dalma: The good news is that yoo haf returned to your own dimension…
Sonic: … Cool!
Cortana: … But that’s bad news for us, right?
Tia Dalma: Yis…
Cortana: Then why is it considered to be good news?
Rouge: … Bad news…?
Tia Dalma: The bad news is… The time paradoxes Elise caused…
All: …
Sonic: Yeeeeeeeeeeeees……?
Tia Dalma: … Caused every villain you’ve encountered to end up in this dimension…
All: … Everyone…?
Tia Dalma: … Everyone…
Master Chief: … Covenant…? 343 Guilty Spark…?
Lara: … Rutland…? *shudders*
Tia Dalma: *nods*
Sparrow: … Don’t forget Jones…
All: …
Sparrow: … And Crocker…
Sonic: … Well that just sucks…
Tia Dalma: Listen… It gets worse…
All: Whut?
Tia Dalma: They are also looking for the Chaos Emeralds… They knoooooow about eet…
Blain: Why the hell would they need the Chaos Emeralds for?!
Tia Dalma: … Some want it for money…
Lara: Rutland…
Tia Dalma: Some want it for power…
Master Chief: The Covenant…
Sonic: … Yeah but what about Crocker?!
Tia Dalma: … Too much free time…
All: … Ah.
Tia Dalma: Time is of the essence… You must hurry… I sense a great evil approaching…
All: …
Shadow: Alright everybody!! Let’s all thank Elise for bringing this shoot upon us!
All: Thank you Elise!!! >_<
Elise: *still dead*
Long silence…
Tala: … Where’s Peaches…?
Sonic: You just found out she’s missing!?!
All: O_o
Tala: Where is she?!! *shakes Sparrow*
Sparrow: She’s with Davy Jones!! O_o
Tala: What?!!!
Sparrow: I thought you knew!!! *gets punched*
Tala: Do you have any idea what would happen to little girls that are at the mercy of some tentacle guy?!! O_o
Knuckles: Just like my favorite Japanese anime! =3
Tala: … *punches Knuckles*
Meanwhile…
Vanilla: Gortozet 'm eus, gortozet pell E skeud teñval tourioù gell… Rise…! Rise…!!
All: *gasps!*
Tails: It’s working!! The fly you’ve swatted is getting back to life!! O_o
Vanilla: Success!! I’m an evil Necromancer now!! *evil laugh*
Fly: O_o *explodes*
Vanilla: … Hmm…
Amy: Maybe you’re pronouncing it wrong…
Vanilla: No, no, no, the book says it right here… In chapter 2, it handles the basics of-
Then a janitor walks in…
Janitor: … Sawwy, Ah needed this mawp…
Vanilla: Go awhea- I mean, ahead.
Janitor: Thaink yoo.
Vanilla: … You sound familiar… Do I know you from somewhere…?
Janitor: *sings* Chawklit raaaaaaaaaaaain!
Vanilla: Alright, that’s enough, thank you.
Janitor: Or should I say… Chaaaaaaaawklit mawp!
All: …
Janitor: =3 *gets shot*
All: …
Cream: *hides shotgun*
Vanilla: Good work my apprentice…
All: …
Amy: Try it out on him…
Vanilla: Hmmm… Gortozet 'm eus, gortozet pell E skeud teñval tourioù gell… Rise…! Rise…!!
Janitor: Oh whoa… Ah must have spaced out…
Vanilla: Success!! It works!! *evil laugh*
Janitor: Hey, yoo looking fiiiiiiiine, sexeh… Does my… Deep sexeh voice impresses yoo…?
All: …
Janitor: Can I call you… Huhwite Chawklit…? *winks*
Vanilla: …
Ok, back at the crew… Nicole gets bored so she started eating Mentos mints until!!!
…
She got a dastardly plan in her mind……
Nicole: Psst… Hey… *pokes Tala*
Tala: Huh?
Nicole: Watch this… Hey eh, Master Chief?!
Master Chief: Yes?!
Nicole: Do you want a… *chuckles* A Mentos?!
Master Chief: … Sure!
Nicole: *chuckles*
So Nicole gave a roll of Mentos to Master Chief. He lifts up the package and shakes it until a Mentos falls out. But it bounced right off his visor…
All: *lmfao*
Master Chief: … -_-‘
Tia Dalma: Weren’t you supposed to be doing something?
All: Oh yeah, right.
Tia Dalma: *sighs* ¬_¬
MrGimp: ON THE NEXT CHAPTER OF “ROAD TRIP!!!1”
Feral: ALL THE BAD GUYS GET THEIR HANDS ON THE CHAOS EMERALDS!!!!
MrGimp: … They do… ?
Feral: NO!!1 I’M JUST KIDDING!!!! BUT IF YOU SAY THAT MORE PEOPLE WILL READ!!!
MrGimp: …
Feral: AND COMMENT THE STORY FFS!!!!1 IT WOULDN’T HURT!!!!!1 >_<
MrGimp: … Have a Mars bar…
Feral: Oh goody! X3
MrGimp: …
Fish Pirate 1: *Mopping deck* [To other Fish Pirate] You know that pink wench that we brought aboard a few days ago…?
Fish Pirate 2: Aye…?
Fish Pirate 1: I think she's a bit crazy in the head…
Fish Pirate 2: What makes you say that…?
Peaches: *Slides past on wet deck* TEN O'CLOCK AND TWO O'CLOCK!!!! X3
Long silence…
Fish Pirate 2: Ah…
Peaches: You missed a spot!
Fish Pirate 1: … You stupid-
Peaches: Ah, ah, ah! *waves finger in front of pirate* X3
Fish Pirate 1: … *sighs*
Peaches: Come on! Keep on mopping!! How am I supposed to slide across the deck if it isn’t wet?! Chop-chop!
Fish Pirate 1: I can’t take it anymore!! I suggest we throw her overboard!
Jones: Does there seem to be a problem, master Peaches?!!
Peaches: No captain… =3
Jones: How about you…? Do you have a problem with master Peaches…?
Fish Pirate 1: No captain…
Jones: *nods* I thought so…
Peaches: But there was this one little thing that-
Jones: I trust to you to take disciplinary actions to the crew, master Peaches… See to it that he learns to obey commands…
Fish Pirate 1: *gasps*
Peaches: Aye captain! =3
Then Jones walked away…
Peaches: =3
Fish Pirate: … Oh no… Please… Don’t…
Peaches: It’s the “Make-me-beautiful Manicure” for you!!
Fish Pirate: I learned my lesson!! I swear!! Please don’t!!
Peaches: Come on! It’ll be fun! Its girl’s night tonight! We can gossip, and do each other’s hair and-
Fish Pirate 1: But I’m a guy! O_o
Peaches: …
Fish Pirate 1: …
Peaches: Unless you want Captain Jones to take the disciplinary actions in his own hands… Or tentacles and claws… You decide…
Fish Pirate 1: … I hate my life…
Meanwhile… At other end of the planet in the same dimension…
Vanilla: Sooooon… All those who oppose us shall perish in the flames…
All: …
Vanilla: For I have decided… To become a Necromancer!!! *evil laugh*
All: *evil laugh*
Vanilla: ENOUGH!!!! >=(
Tails: Vanilla! I made a machine that should-
Vanilla: WHAT…!! Did you just call me…?
Tails: Uh… Vanilla…?
Vanilla: It’s not… From now on…You may all refer to me as… Baron Doom von Evil!!!1 *dramatic reverb*
All: …
Vanilla: Come… I’ve arranged our EVIL accommodations in which we can scheme without being disturbed…
Then they got into the janitor’s closet that had a sign that said: “Evil Scheme lair of Doom. No ponies allowed”.
Meanwhile… Somewhere… Unknown…
All: WAAAAAAAAA!!! –splat-
Sonic: Urgh…
Tala: … *cracks neck*
Knuckles: Oh man… Where the hell did we end up now…?
Elise: … *whimpers*
Shadow: *sighs* Now what?!!
Elise: I… I broke a naaaaaaaaaaail!!! Waaaaaaaaaaa!! *cries*
Voice over: TIME PARADOX!!!!
Sonic: Oh dear God, not again…
So the crew exploded again in a bright light… *sighs*
And they end up somewhere else again… -_-‘
Sonic: I… I don’t… I don’t feel so good…
Tala: And I thought getting rat-arsed was baaaaad… Gimme a sec…
Elise: =3
Shadow: … Elise…?
Elise: Yuuuuuuuuuuuush?! X3
Shadow: Are you happy now?!!
Elise: *nods franatically* X3
Shadow: NO!! I MEAN ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?!!! LOOK WHAT YOU DID!!1
Master Chief: … Whut? She did this?
Cortana: Give Elise a break here, guys, she just saved everyone…
Master Chief: She did? How?
Cortana: She’s not supposed to cry otherwise she will cause a time paradox.
Master Chief: … Riiiiiiiiiiiight…
Cortana: Hey, I didn’t come up with that stupid story. Blame Sega.
All: …
Shadow: Still, if she keeps on crying, she will cause a time paradox every time she can’t hold her water!
All: …
Shadow: Ok, bad example…
Elise: I’m sorry guys… I… I just… I just wanna do something good… *whimpers*
All: *sighs*
Elise: Why isn’t anyone appreciating me?!! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!! *cries*
Voice over: Time paradox!!
Shadow: Oh for fu-
… I’m getting so sick of this story, so I’m just gonna say it.
*ahem*
The end!!1
No, I’m just kidding. Anyway, they landed somewhere else. AGAIN!!! >__<
Tala: … I wish I had something to drink…
Nicole: … I second that… *faints*
Gibbs: … *hides rum bottle*
Elise: =3
Shadow: [whispers to Sonic] I swear, we really need to get rid of her before she fracks everything else up too…
Sonic: [Whispers to Shadow] I know…
Elise: Sonic…?
Sonic: What?
Elise: … I… I love you…
Sonic: … -_-‘
Elise: Kiss me!! *snogs Sonic*
Sonic: O_o
Elise: That was great! X3
All: …
Elise: *foam mouth*
All: ...
Elise: GAAAH!!! RABIES!!!! O_o *dies*
All: …
Sonic: ... My breath wasn’t that bad, was it…? -_-
All: … *stares at a dead Elise*
Shadow: … Whoa, looks like that problem just solved itself…
Blain: Yeah, talk about a Deus Ex Machina…
Tia Dalma: …
Rouge: … Now what the hell could you possibly want?!
Tia Dalma: Caution… Don’t forget that it was with MY powers you all returned to the land of the living…
Rouge: You did that…?
Tia Dalma: Yes… I couldn’t stand seeing everyone messing up…
Master Chief: Wait, so we’re not on Halo anymore…?
Tia Dalma: *sighs* No…
Master Chief: … Aw cabbage patch kids…
Cortana: …
Master Chief: =3
Tia Dalma: I have grave news for ya…
All: …
Tia Dalma: …
All: Well then, say it!!
Tia Dalma: … Actually, I have good and bad news…
Sonic: The good news?
Tia Dalma: The good news is that yoo haf returned to your own dimension…
Sonic: … Cool!
Cortana: … But that’s bad news for us, right?
Tia Dalma: Yis…
Cortana: Then why is it considered to be good news?
Rouge: … Bad news…?
Tia Dalma: The bad news is… The time paradoxes Elise caused…
All: …
Sonic: Yeeeeeeeeeeeees……?
Tia Dalma: … Caused every villain you’ve encountered to end up in this dimension…
All: … Everyone…?
Tia Dalma: … Everyone…
Master Chief: … Covenant…? 343 Guilty Spark…?
Lara: … Rutland…? *shudders*
Tia Dalma: *nods*
Sparrow: … Don’t forget Jones…
All: …
Sparrow: … And Crocker…
Sonic: … Well that just sucks…
Tia Dalma: Listen… It gets worse…
All: Whut?
Tia Dalma: They are also looking for the Chaos Emeralds… They knoooooow about eet…
Blain: Why the hell would they need the Chaos Emeralds for?!
Tia Dalma: … Some want it for money…
Lara: Rutland…
Tia Dalma: Some want it for power…
Master Chief: The Covenant…
Sonic: … Yeah but what about Crocker?!
Tia Dalma: … Too much free time…
All: … Ah.
Tia Dalma: Time is of the essence… You must hurry… I sense a great evil approaching…
All: …
Shadow: Alright everybody!! Let’s all thank Elise for bringing this shoot upon us!
All: Thank you Elise!!! >_<
Elise: *still dead*
Long silence…
Tala: … Where’s Peaches…?
Sonic: You just found out she’s missing!?!
All: O_o
Tala: Where is she?!! *shakes Sparrow*
Sparrow: She’s with Davy Jones!! O_o
Tala: What?!!!
Sparrow: I thought you knew!!! *gets punched*
Tala: Do you have any idea what would happen to little girls that are at the mercy of some tentacle guy?!! O_o
Knuckles: Just like my favorite Japanese anime! =3
Tala: … *punches Knuckles*
Meanwhile…
Vanilla: Gortozet 'm eus, gortozet pell E skeud teñval tourioù gell… Rise…! Rise…!!
All: *gasps!*
Tails: It’s working!! The fly you’ve swatted is getting back to life!! O_o
Vanilla: Success!! I’m an evil Necromancer now!! *evil laugh*
Fly: O_o *explodes*
Vanilla: … Hmm…
Amy: Maybe you’re pronouncing it wrong…
Vanilla: No, no, no, the book says it right here… In chapter 2, it handles the basics of-
Then a janitor walks in…
Janitor: … Sawwy, Ah needed this mawp…
Vanilla: Go awhea- I mean, ahead.
Janitor: Thaink yoo.
Vanilla: … You sound familiar… Do I know you from somewhere…?
Janitor: *sings* Chawklit raaaaaaaaaaaain!
Vanilla: Alright, that’s enough, thank you.
Janitor: Or should I say… Chaaaaaaaawklit mawp!
All: …
Janitor: =3 *gets shot*
All: …
Cream: *hides shotgun*
Vanilla: Good work my apprentice…
All: …
Amy: Try it out on him…
Vanilla: Hmmm… Gortozet 'm eus, gortozet pell E skeud teñval tourioù gell… Rise…! Rise…!!
Janitor: Oh whoa… Ah must have spaced out…
Vanilla: Success!! It works!! *evil laugh*
Janitor: Hey, yoo looking fiiiiiiiine, sexeh… Does my… Deep sexeh voice impresses yoo…?
All: …
Janitor: Can I call you… Huhwite Chawklit…? *winks*
Vanilla: …
Ok, back at the crew… Nicole gets bored so she started eating Mentos mints until!!!
…
She got a dastardly plan in her mind……
Nicole: Psst… Hey… *pokes Tala*
Tala: Huh?
Nicole: Watch this… Hey eh, Master Chief?!
Master Chief: Yes?!
Nicole: Do you want a… *chuckles* A Mentos?!
Master Chief: … Sure!
Nicole: *chuckles*
So Nicole gave a roll of Mentos to Master Chief. He lifts up the package and shakes it until a Mentos falls out. But it bounced right off his visor…
All: *lmfao*
Master Chief: … -_-‘
Tia Dalma: Weren’t you supposed to be doing something?
All: Oh yeah, right.
Tia Dalma: *sighs* ¬_¬
MrGimp: ON THE NEXT CHAPTER OF “ROAD TRIP!!!1”
Feral: ALL THE BAD GUYS GET THEIR HANDS ON THE CHAOS EMERALDS!!!!
MrGimp: … They do… ?
Feral: NO!!1 I’M JUST KIDDING!!!! BUT IF YOU SAY THAT MORE PEOPLE WILL READ!!!
MrGimp: …
Feral: AND COMMENT THE STORY FFS!!!!1 IT WOULDN’T HURT!!!!!1 >_<
MrGimp: … Have a Mars bar…
Feral: Oh goody! X3
MrGimp: …
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