Chapter 1 - sheep attack

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“WE WILL ALL DIE FROM A KILLER SHEEP ATTACK” THE MAN READ OUT [br]
“MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO” [br]
“OH NOES HERE THEY COME” THA NEWS REPORTER SCREAMED[br]
“DUDE THT ISH A COW” THE CAMERAMAN WHISPERED [br]
“AH”, THE NEWS REPORTER SAT DOWN RED FACED [br]
“SORRY ABA THA PPL ANYWAY GERARD WAY WOZ PUT IN JAIL FOR MAKIN A 13 YEAR OLD GIRL PREGANT HER NAME WAS HANNAH MITCHINSON. THE KIDS NAME WAS FRANKIE BEFORE THE KID WAS KILLED BY AN ANGRY FISH. WHICH HAS ALSO BEEN PUT IN JAIL WELL THTS THE END OF THE NEWS REPRORT NOW WERE GOIN TU ELMO WIT THE WEATHER”[br]
“FANKYOO MR NEWS REPORTER MAN AS YOO CN C IN THE NORTH WEST, AN ENORMOUS ELEPHANT IS RUNNING RIOT CAUSING AN EARTHQUAKE, ALSO FISHES ARE PLOTIN A FLOOD IN MAGHULL SO IT WUD BE WISE IF YA TOOK A RIDE ON THE ELEPHANT AND GOT THE HELL OUT OF THERE!! AND IN MANY OTHER AREAS STRANGE LOOKIN GREEN ANIMALS RUNNIN AROUND CAUSING HURRICANES AND GAINT CHEESES FALLIN FROM THE SKY WELL HAVE A GREAT DAY EVERY ONE [br]
FANKYOO AND GOODBYE” ELMO WALKS OUT OF THE BULDIN JUST AS THE GAINT ELEPHANT COMES AND CRUSHES THE BULIDIN DOWN[br]
“NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MR NEWS REPORTER MAN” ELMO TURNS AROUND TU FACE THE GAINT ELEPHANT “YOO CRUSHED MEH LIFE PARNER NOW I WILL CRUSH YOOOOOOOOOOOO” ELMO GROWS INTO A GIANT DINOSAUR AND RIPES THE ELEPHANTS HEAD OFF WIT ONE TUG THE BLOOD FLOODED THE TOWN PAINTING EVERYTHING RED ELMO RETURNS TU HIS NORMAL SIZE “STICK THT IN YOOR JUICE BOX AND SUCK IT BETCH” ELMO SCREAMS AT THE TWITCHIN HEADLESS ELEPHANT. HE WALKS OFF INTU THE SUNSET!!!![br]
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