Chapter 2 - The first guest
Submitted June 14, 2005 Updated January 1, 2006 Status Incomplete | O_O Random fic. I have been writing some depressing stuff latly so heres a funny one. Sorta. At least in my point of view. Me and my friends are stuck in a white room and have to do the test...OF DOOM! o_O No flames.
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Chapter 2 - The first guest
Chapter 2 - The first guest
Last time, the Voice told our heroes (or people in the white room) thatthey have been selected for a testLast time, the Voice told our heroes (or people in the whiteroom) that they have been selected for a test. A test of doom, that is.
I.S: sitting on the floor with ear phones on, listeningto the brain song
Tala: still drawing on the white walls
A.M: leaning against the wall trying to find out how toescape
Jack: sitting in a corner with ear phones on listening toDisturbed, very loud
I.S: glares and turns her song up
Jack: -_- turns his song up louder
I S: >_< takes cd out and slides backpack off
Tala: looks over o_o
A.M: blink
I.S: takes big stereo out and pops cd in
Tala: drops white marker and scoots over
Jack: watches IS
I.S: smirks evilly and turns volume up all the way
A.M: O_O covers ears
Tala: puts fuzzy earmuffs over ears ^_^
Jack: crosses arms and glares
I.S: pushes on button and loud music fills the room
Jack: O_O covers ears >_< turn that off!
I.S: stands and dances ^_^
Tala: ears covered it could be worse! She could belistening to MJ o_o
A.M: o_O She has a point.
Suddenly, a big puffy cloud forms and a loud voice isheard
Voice: I AM THE VOICE!
I.S: o_o
Jack: -_- great
A.M: o_o could you let us out, Mr. Voice guy person thingy?
Voice: no
Tala: ^_^ what a straightforward answer!
Jack: -_-;
Voice: it is time for your first test!! The first test…OFDOOM!
A.M: -_- its always doom.
Voice: OF COURSE IT IS!
Tala: evil yelling. ;_;
Voice: anyway…the test! Like I said, this test will ofcourage and sanity.
I.S: o_o you never said that.
Voice: SILENCE! I am saying it now!
Jack: not really listening
A.M: still trying to figure out how to escape
Tala: staring o o
I.S: plotting to take over world with her insane snakesshe keeps in a box but sadly they are at home
Voice: fine. Since you are not listening to me I will sendthe most evil being ever!
All: not paying attention
Voice: disappears in puffy cloud
Tala: o_o you think he was being serious?
Room shakes and two wall sprouts from the ground,separating the occupants of the room from each other
Tala: O_O Jack! scratches wall Jack! A.M! I.S!! Help!
Jack: pokes wall interesting
I.S: kicking wall let me out or suffer da wrath ofthe Rabid Mutant Midget Squirrelz, African Killer Beez, Deadly PoisonousBite-Happy Snakez, and me, Da Insane Hyper Stalker!! >_<
A.M: o_o that was unexpected. takes stuffed penguin outand hugs it do not worry. We will find a way out
As our heroes think on what to do, more walls sprout fromthe ground and move around, separating them further from each other
A.M: o_o not good.
Tala: O_o oh dear me.
Jack: o_o so alone
I.S: you will face my wrath!!! >_<
Voice: reappears in puffy cloud MUWAHAHAHA!!
A.M: ;_; I hate you
Jack: walks around -_- stupid idiot maze wanna be
Tala: o_o I’m scared. walks further into maze
Voice: mutters something and the first guest arrives:Avril Lavigne
Avril: Hey, voicy guy! Take me away and do naughty things.
Voice: o_o floats high into air and watches
Avril: runs into maze
Meanwhile, in the maze
I.S: muttering to self I CAN’T FIND THE DOOR!!
Tala: ;_; this is not good. walking in circles
Jack: o_o what was that? getting paranoid and looksaround
A.M: hugging penguin doll tighter
(What will happen?Will Avril pounce on one of our heroes? Or will one of them kill her before shekills them? Yes, she will kill. o_o She will. Until next time, this is thenarrator saying stay alive. Goodbye.)
I.S: sitting on the floor with ear phones on, listeningto the brain song
Tala: still drawing on the white walls
A.M: leaning against the wall trying to find out how toescape
Jack: sitting in a corner with ear phones on listening toDisturbed, very loud
I.S: glares and turns her song up
Jack: -_- turns his song up louder
I S: >_< takes cd out and slides backpack off
Tala: looks over o_o
A.M: blink
I.S: takes big stereo out and pops cd in
Tala: drops white marker and scoots over
Jack: watches IS
I.S: smirks evilly and turns volume up all the way
A.M: O_O covers ears
Tala: puts fuzzy earmuffs over ears ^_^
Jack: crosses arms and glares
I.S: pushes on button and loud music fills the room
Jack: O_O covers ears >_< turn that off!
I.S: stands and dances ^_^
Tala: ears covered it could be worse! She could belistening to MJ o_o
A.M: o_O She has a point.
Suddenly, a big puffy cloud forms and a loud voice isheard
Voice: I AM THE VOICE!
I.S: o_o
Jack: -_- great
A.M: o_o could you let us out, Mr. Voice guy person thingy?
Voice: no
Tala: ^_^ what a straightforward answer!
Jack: -_-;
Voice: it is time for your first test!! The first test…OFDOOM!
A.M: -_- its always doom.
Voice: OF COURSE IT IS!
Tala: evil yelling. ;_;
Voice: anyway…the test! Like I said, this test will ofcourage and sanity.
I.S: o_o you never said that.
Voice: SILENCE! I am saying it now!
Jack: not really listening
A.M: still trying to figure out how to escape
Tala: staring o o
I.S: plotting to take over world with her insane snakesshe keeps in a box but sadly they are at home
Voice: fine. Since you are not listening to me I will sendthe most evil being ever!
All: not paying attention
Voice: disappears in puffy cloud
Tala: o_o you think he was being serious?
Room shakes and two wall sprouts from the ground,separating the occupants of the room from each other
Tala: O_O Jack! scratches wall Jack! A.M! I.S!! Help!
Jack: pokes wall interesting
I.S: kicking wall let me out or suffer da wrath ofthe Rabid Mutant Midget Squirrelz, African Killer Beez, Deadly PoisonousBite-Happy Snakez, and me, Da Insane Hyper Stalker!! >_<
A.M: o_o that was unexpected. takes stuffed penguin outand hugs it do not worry. We will find a way out
As our heroes think on what to do, more walls sprout fromthe ground and move around, separating them further from each other
A.M: o_o not good.
Tala: O_o oh dear me.
Jack: o_o so alone
I.S: you will face my wrath!!! >_<
Voice: reappears in puffy cloud MUWAHAHAHA!!
A.M: ;_; I hate you
Jack: walks around -_- stupid idiot maze wanna be
Tala: o_o I’m scared. walks further into maze
Voice: mutters something and the first guest arrives:Avril Lavigne
Avril: Hey, voicy guy! Take me away and do naughty things.
Voice: o_o floats high into air and watches
Avril: runs into maze
Meanwhile, in the maze
I.S: muttering to self I CAN’T FIND THE DOOR!!
Tala: ;_; this is not good. walking in circles
Jack: o_o what was that? getting paranoid and looksaround
A.M: hugging penguin doll tighter
(What will happen?Will Avril pounce on one of our heroes? Or will one of them kill her before shekills them? Yes, she will kill. o_o She will. Until next time, this is thenarrator saying stay alive. Goodbye.)
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