Chapter 4 - The end of the beginning

Last time, our hero’s were scattered into the maze of confusing-ness (orjust maze) but the one and only VoiceLasttime, our hero’s were scattered into the maze of confusing-ness (or just maze)by the one and only Voice. Voice has started his test by letting the firstguest into the maze: Avril Lavinge, the psycho singer from God-knows-where. Nowlet us continue into our adventure, shall we?
 
Avril: Now letssee…hm. looksaround at 4-way stop We got 2 girls and 2 guys. ^_^ I am sooo goingafter a guy. OH YEAH! runs down a tunnel
 
AM: walking around grippingpenguin dolls head It’s alright. Shhh. We will get out of here soon. gripshead too tight and pulls it off body O_O OMG! NO!!
 
Tala: gave up looking for away out and is sitting on the ground playing with her bald-headed doll hmhm hm.
 
I.S: also gave up lookingfor a way out and is sitting while writing poetry alas my love…nah erases
 
Jack: sleeping zzz
 
Avril: spots AM and sneeksover
 
AM: buried the penguinshead and body you were such a great friend ;_; I will miss you. Crys
 
Avril: tackles and molests AMMUWAHAHAHAHA!! jumps off and runs away
 
AM: O_O omg! So…dirty ;_;
 
Meanwhile,up in the sky
 
Voice: Well, well. Avril seems tohave gotten the job done.
 
I.S: nods in agreementyeah but I think a rapist would have been better.
 
Voice: I agree blinks andlooks at I.S WTF?
 
I.S: Ummm. Whoops. runs away
Voice: Hmm. Seems it is time tolet in the second guest. But first. looks over to where Avril is
 
Avril: ran back to molest AMsome more ohhh yeaaaah!!!!
 
AM: ;_; heeelp.
 
Voice: -_-;; claps hands andAvril bursts into flames
 
Avril: NOOO!!! turns to ashes
 
AM: O_O;; scoots away fromashes ;_; wtf?
 
Voice: Alright. Next up…mutterssomething and Chris Farley appears
 
Chris: Oh yeah! Me want wiggy forsuppy yummy yum.
 
Voice: sighs you are sucha fat oversized dimwit. Go get one of the 4 in the maze.
 
Chris: hell no. I’m not going tolisten to some voice in my head. I AM GOING TO HELP THEM! rushes into maze
 
Voice: O_O -_- Damn.
 
Asthe Voice pouts in disappointment and while poor AM is trying to recover fromhis molestation of Avril, Chris Farley (you know, the guy from Black Sheep andTommy Boy! You bakas who don’t know him…shame on you) was making his way towardTala, who is currently drawing on the maze
 
Tala: LALALALA!! Drawing arabbit Oh, my mister rabbit! You are so handsome! ^_^
 
Chris: HELLO! Belly flops ontoher
 
Tala: x_x dead
 
Chris:o_o uh-oh. scrapesTala off belly and drops her o_o uh-oh.
 
Ohhow awful. Poor Tala…is dead. ^_^ Oh, well. Story must continue on. Is theVoice happy? Does Jack know that his sister has been belly flopped to death? IsAM all right? o_O;;  And how did I.S getup to were Voice was? ^_^ Till next time, this is your narrator saying…stayalive

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