Chapter 1 - Yeah . . .
Submitted June 30, 2006 Updated December 1, 2006 Status Complete | Yep, Its just a dumb Naruto story I made when I was bored that parodies the scene where the team introduces themselves to Kakashi-sensei. Enjoy the dumbness!
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Chapter 1 - Yeah . . .
Chapter 1 - Yeah . . .
KAKASHI: Okay! Now that we're finally meeting each other as a team, how about you all introduce yourselves.
NARUTO: Um, my name is Uzumaki Naruto and I like ramen! I eat it all the time, but my psychiatrist told me not to talk about it too much or I''ll get all crazy . . . RAMEN! RAMEN! RAMEN! RAMEN! RAMEN! RA--
KAKASHI: Okay, shut up! Now how about you Sa--
NARUTO: I also want to be an astronaut!
KAKASHI: I thought you wanted to be a hokage!
NARUTO: What?! Hell no! Astronauts are way cooler! I just wanted to graduate from ninja school so I could get this cool headband thingy!
KAKASHI: Whatever. Next!
SAKURA: Hi! I'm Sakura and I Think Sasuke's really cool and I--
KAKASHI: Yeah, who cares. Next!
SASUKE: . . . . .
KAKASHI: Well?
SASUKE: . . . My name is Uchiha Sasuke . . . I'm this bad-@$$ emo guy who all the girls like for some reason . . . I don't talk much . . . . . but I want to kill my brother because he always takes my Game Boy without asking and he always eats my Frosted Flakes every single day! . . . He will pay . . . . . . .
KAKASHI: Uh huuuuuuuh. . . Well okay then! I'll see you all tomorrow!(jumps off of the building) Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!
NARUTO:(thinking)Yay! tomorrow''s my first day of training to be an astronaut! Er, I mean, a ninja!
SAKURA:(thinking)Sasuke's so hot and sexy! Saaaaaaaaaasukeeeeeee!
SASUKE:(thinking)I'm too cool to think.
NARUTO: Um, my name is Uzumaki Naruto and I like ramen! I eat it all the time, but my psychiatrist told me not to talk about it too much or I''ll get all crazy . . . RAMEN! RAMEN! RAMEN! RAMEN! RAMEN! RA--
KAKASHI: Okay, shut up! Now how about you Sa--
NARUTO: I also want to be an astronaut!
KAKASHI: I thought you wanted to be a hokage!
NARUTO: What?! Hell no! Astronauts are way cooler! I just wanted to graduate from ninja school so I could get this cool headband thingy!
KAKASHI: Whatever. Next!
SAKURA: Hi! I'm Sakura and I Think Sasuke's really cool and I--
KAKASHI: Yeah, who cares. Next!
SASUKE: . . . . .
KAKASHI: Well?
SASUKE: . . . My name is Uchiha Sasuke . . . I'm this bad-@$$ emo guy who all the girls like for some reason . . . I don't talk much . . . . . but I want to kill my brother because he always takes my Game Boy without asking and he always eats my Frosted Flakes every single day! . . . He will pay . . . . . . .
KAKASHI: Uh huuuuuuuh. . . Well okay then! I'll see you all tomorrow!(jumps off of the building) Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!
NARUTO:(thinking)Yay! tomorrow''s my first day of training to be an astronaut! Er, I mean, a ninja!
SAKURA:(thinking)Sasuke's so hot and sexy! Saaaaaaaaaasukeeeeeee!
SASUKE:(thinking)I'm too cool to think.
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somerandomgirl781227 on November 26, 2006, 4:16:02 AM
bloodaroundthemoon on August 23, 2006, 7:34:44 AM
sasuke is a prick..............COOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLsflower250 on August 20, 2006, 7:10:56 AM
sflower250 on
i read it again, MWAHAHAHAHA!!!! anyhoo" i want to kill my brother because he always takes my game boy without asking and eats my rosted flakes every single day!!! he will pay... " XD!!!! THAT'S THE BEST LINE EVER!!!redstreak on August 3, 2006, 8:13:05 AM
redstreak on
I LLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEE IT, WRITE MORE PLEASE.
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TAMARI & SASUKE