Chapter 1 - Potatoe Head

Title: BYO-Ed

Summary: Just a funny story. Bring Your Own Ed!



Chapter 1: Potatoe Head

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Kevin: What is it?



Rolf: Why must the son-of-a-shepard be here? Rolf must plant his corn!



Jonny: WHOOHOO!!! What is it, Eddy?



Eddy: Lo and behold! *grabs tarp* I am pleased to introduce you to the ed-tastic… *takes off tarp* potatoe smasher!!!



All: *stares* Huh?



Eddy: Guarenteed to smash all of those pesky potatoes without getting cramps!!



Kevin: What a load of bologna!



Sarah: Let's get out of here!



All: *leave*



Eddy: NO NO WAIT!!!!



Ed: *grabs Eddy*



Eddy: LET GO OF ME, ED!!! *punch* AHH!! *gets out*



Ed: Sorry, Eddy, I-



Eddy: WHAT WAS THAT FOR??? YOU'RE SUCH A BASKET-CASE, ED!!!!



Ed: You're head looks like a potatoe, Eddy!



Eddy: Whatever, Ed… HEY! Where's Double-D?



Ed: He got his allowence, Eddy!



Eddy: ALLOWENCE?!!!!! WHERE IS HE??? WHERE IS HEEEEEE?!!!! *runs around*



Edd: Greeting, men!



Eddy: *glomps Edd* Where's the cash, Double-D? Where? Where?! WHERE?!!!!



Edd: GET OFF!!!!



Eddy: *gets off* Jeez.



Edd: Ugh my shirt! Filthy. Filthy. Filthy.



Eddy: Ed said you got your allowence!



Edd: Yes and…



Eddy: Don't tell me you spent it…



Edd: Why yes, Eddy I did!



Eddy: *glomps Edd* YOU DOUBLE-CROSSER!!!!



Edd: WAIT!!!



Eddy: *gets off*



Edd: *stands up and reaches into pockets and holds out 3 jawbreakers*



Ed and Eddy: JAWBREAKERS!!! *grabs one each*

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