Chapter 5 - Teachings of espio 2

Odd Days At Chaotix HQ name by Ultimate_lifeform
Teachings of Espio by phantom42
If you dont Ill shoot you.




Chicken- clue clue clue!!!



Flyer- and thats why I like chickens!&.guys?

Vector- (listening to his little walk man thing)

Mighty- (sleeping)

Charmy- (sing that bee bee charmy bee song that he sings in sonic heros)

Espio- (pointing at a name in the phone book calling it and saying he hates them)

Flyer- You, You didnt like my story about chickens =(

Charmy- it didnt start out about chickens.

Flyer- it didnt?!

Charmy- no.

Flyer- what was it about then?

Charmy- I dont know, we werent really listening.

Flyer- oh.

Charmy- but I do remember some stuff!! Like candy hearts, then you started to sing, and then we left to go to six flags then we built a tiny model of six flags, then espio broke it, then we went to the acade and I got to wait outside, then victor came outside, then we went swimming, then we got ice cream and me and victor got to wait outside again, then we came home and went to bed, then we woke up and espio tried to kill me, then mighty went in his room to look at his stash of porn, then I played dolls with turbo and link, then link got drunk and tried to kill me and turbo was just standing there pointing and laughing at me, then I had a tea party with cream, the mighty came along and killed cream with a knife, then he ate cream, then I went to creams funreal all they could find were bones though, then I went home, then victor was listening to his walkman thing, espio was stealing porn from mightys room, and then I was singing, and mighty fell asleep, then espio shot me in the head in the bottle rocket, then I had to drive my self to the hospital, then I came home, and mighty was eating pizza, then mighty finished the pizza and drew a slice of pizza on the wall with a crayon, then Espio thought it was pizza and slammed in to the wall, then he tried it again and again for about 3 hours, then he found out it was drawn on there with a crayon, then he thought I did it and shot me, then I had to drive myself to the hospital again, Then I went home and fell asleep, then I woke up to find that some of my organs were gone. Then-





This chapter would have token about 4 days to read to Im just going to cut it off here.

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