Chapter 9 - no narrator

Scary Door: entering mightys room by phantom42




Rick- and we all shine ooonn like the moon stars and the sun (singing really loud and badly)


Shroke- for the love a food. SHUT UP!!!!

Zea- hey were here!



Leigh- oh-no

Zea- great -.-

Stroke- *girly horrified scream *

Rick- Alright!! Hookers!


=didnt see that coming did you?=


Link- YEAH!!

Turbo- does anyone have change for $20?

Stroke- *begins to cry and runs out screaming *

Zea- thats not good.

Leigh- I hope you guys can act like adults!!

Zea- seriously we need to find stroke! This is not the time for you guys to have fun! Who knows what stroke could be going through right now. Probably something horrible!! *looks around * guys? GUYS!!

Leigh- they left.

Zea- WHY DIDNT YOU STOP THEM!!

Leigh- STOP YELLING AT ME!! *crying *

Zea- what are we gonna do?

Leigh- we should leave without them!

Zea- what about stroke?

Leigh- yeah, we cant leave cute little stroke behind!

Zea- Ill stay here in case the guys come back. And youll go out and find them!

Leigh- ok! Wait? Why do I have to go?

Zea- because, I have to re-paint my nails!

Leigh- T.T







hooker1: aww, hes so cute!

Hooker2: so adorable!

Vile- SHUT THE HELL UP!! I JUST WANT TO BUY YOUR BODY FOR PERSONAL NEEDS!!!

Hooker3: you know what hed look good in?

Hooker1: what?

Hooker3: This hat! *pulls out a big ol dr.suess hat *

All hookers: awww

Vile- SHUT UP HOES!! I JUST WANT SO frackING SEX!!

Turbo- what are we looking at?

Hooker1: isnt he cute?

Turbo- yeah, you are pretty cute (trying to control laughter)

Vile- SHUT UP!!


Everyone- aawwww, temper temper&






Hooker4: I like a guy whos tough. Ya know?

Hooker5: I know what you mean. I would have sex with the next guy here who starts a fight!

Hooker4: yeah, me too!

Rick- excuse me, me and my friend (link) couldnt help but over hearing. So if we started to fight for no apparent reason, Youll have free sex with us! No questions asked?

Hooker4: ofcourse!

Hooker5: duh!!




Hooker6: are you lost Hun?!

Stroke- NO!! GET AWAY!! *screams and shaking terrible *

Hooker6: calm down honey!

Stroke- * spots turbo making out with a hooker then starts to jump around and throwing Im a Conan cost-cutter buttons at him *

Hooker- * starts to freak out and runs and hides *

Turbo- STROKE!! YOU SON OF A dog!! YOU UPSET THE HOOKER! NOW WHO AM I SUPPOSE TO HAVE SEX WITH!!! (pissed off)

Stroke- *runs away crying *

Leigh- TURBO!!


Turbo- uh-oh.

Leigh- GET BACK TO THE ELEVATOR NOW!!!

Turbo- I dont think so! You see Im having a gr-

Leigh- *pulls turbo by the ear *

Turbo- ow! Holy crap! That hurts! *crying a little *

Leigh- *pushes turbo in the elevator * make sure he doesnt leave!

Zea- ok!

Turbo- God! What the hell is the matter with you guys?!!

Zea- its a girl thing, you wouldnt understand.

Turbo- Try me!

Zea- *sigh * ok, you better get comfortable, its gonna be a LONG talk.




Link- *making out with hooker *

Rick- *making out with hooker *

Leigh- LINK!! YOU JERK!! YOU GAVE MY SISTER WORMS!!!

Link- THAT WAS YOUR SISTER?! *shocked *

Hooker- *get off link and leaves *

Leigh- hey can I borrow that hat?

Vile- Sure sexy thang. How bout a little kiss first?

Leigh- thanks *puts on hat * I just wanted to try it on! ^^

Vile- ILL PAY YOU!! PLEASE!!




Turbo-&..

Zea- understand?


Turbo- no

Zea- *sigh * I knew you wouldnt





Leigh- RICK!! YOU BASTURD!! YOU GAVE ME A MUSIC BOX THAT WOULDNT PLAY ANY MUSIC!!

Rick- huh?

Hooker- *gasp * *slaps Rick and leaves *

Rick- ow..

Leigh- ^^

Rick- that was a DVD player.

Leigh- it was?!

Rick- yes!

Leigh- YOU BASTURD!!

Rick- -.-

Leigh- now, BACK TO THE ELEVATOR BEFORE I KICK BOTH OF YOUR ASSES!!

Rick and link- y-yes Leigh! *runs to elevator before they get there asses kicked *

Vile- (thinking: why the hell am I still standing here?)

Leigh- YOU TOO!!

Vile- but-

Leigh- I DONT CARE!! JUST GET IN THE frackING ELEVATOR!!!! NOW YOU SON OF A dog!!! NOW!! *screaming *

Vile- y-yy-y-ye-ess (scared out of his mind) *runs to elevetor *






Turbo- GUYS!! GUYS!! Look what I can so with string!! *makes a slip-knot (not the band) and slides the string up and down to make the loop longer and shorter *

Rick- cool!

Link- I wanna learn!

Zea- (thinking: wow, teaching turbo how to make knots was a great idea! It kept him busy, I also had fun doing his nails!)

Turbo- (thinking: I will never part with this string ^^ I also hope no one notices my nails! I do look go in pink nail polish though!)

Vile- its a little crowded isnt it?

Zea- whos that guy?

Leigh- I dont know, never seen him in my life!

Vile- WHAT THE HELL!! YOU THE ONE WHO YELLED AT ME TO GET IN THE ELEVATOR!!!

Leigh- no, I dont think so.

Vile- YOU HAVE MY HAT!!

Leigh- no, no, this is my hat! I came here with it!

Rick- and stop yelling! We can hear you fine!

Vile- T.T

Leigh- aww, hes cute! You know what he would look good in? This hat I just found! *put hat on his head *

Vile- T.T (thinking: I do look good in this hat. Yeah! Ladies love the hat! The very sexy hat)


Zea- wheres stroke?

Then all the sudden with no warning what so ever stroke came running in and hid in the corner and rolled in a ball and sucked his thumb



Link- heheheh, yeah I remember when I lost my innocences too. It was horrible!!

Rick- what did you do?

Link- nothing. I just let I scare me for life like normal kids.

Rick- what happened?

Link- oh, I dont know I for got


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What? No ben? Oh, well.


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