Chapter 1 - Lost in the woods
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Chapter 1 - Lost in the woods
Chapter 1 - Lost in the woods
The Escape From The Circus Of Scars
Lost In The Woods
By Ashley Buck Narrator (currently looking for one)
Blitz- Im ok with the whole camping idea. But why cant we go when the suns not out?
Roxy- because its-
Kiki- Cause the suns pretty ^^
Roxy- um, yeah, but thats not the reason we cant-
Kiki- BUT DONT EVER STARE AT IT!! This one time I saw this guy staring at the sun and, yeah hes blind now! ^.^
Roxy- anyway, were going in the morning because its safer.
Blitz- Really? How so?
Roxy- Because then we can see to set up our tents and so we can see the hiking path and other crap like that! (mostly hiking) Also if we went at night raccoons would eat our food! (ty&. Ty: What?!)
Wormwood- oh, also at night like roxy said we wouldnt get our tents up then we would like have to sleep on the ground and then when were asleep bugs would crawl in our brains and lay eggs in it and then later they would hatch and eat you brain!!
Kiki- I dont feel like going camping anymore *scared *
Roxy- Wormwood, why the hell are you going on this trip anyway? You cant spend 2 hours without coffee!
Wormwood- God Roxy! Im not stupid!! I brought coffee with me! See I Brought two bags one with coffee the other a battery operated coffee machine and I emptied Blitzs Bag and filled it with batteries and I-
Blitz- YOU DID WHAT?!!?!
Wormwood- Hey, its not nice to interrupt people when theyre talking!
Kiki- YEAH BLITZ!!!
Wormwood- and so I also emptied the emergency supplies bag and filled it with coffee and my teddy bear pillow! (who smells like coffee)
Blitz- you emptied the emergency supplies?!
Wormwood- Yeah, you wouldnt believe how many band-aids where in there!
Kiki- what if there is an emergency!
Wormwood- I guess well have coffee and talk about it and ect.
Roxy- hey, wait a second, You have a teddy bear?! (that smells like coffee)
Wormwood- yep, pillow.
Roxy- yeah, thats&weird.
Wormwood- you should hear how he got his name. ;)
>12:45 (at night) Kiki, Wormwood, Blitz, and Roxy out by the fire>
Blitz- DAMN IT!! This is the time I should be getting up not the time I should be going to bed! Now Im going to be up in the middle of the evening tomorrow!!
Roxy- God blitz, stop doging!
Blitz- no.
Wormwood- (walks out of his tent) Ok, I officially sprayed the inside of this tent 9 times for bugs with this very poison ness bug spray! You know just incase.
Roxy- You know thats poison ness to people too.
Wormwood- Really?! shoot!!
Blitz- T.T
Roxy- dont worry Blitz, he only thinks its bug spray when actally its hair spray.
Blitz- Damn it!! Now my hairs going to be hard to comb!
Wormwood- well, now that I dont have to worry about the bugs anymore Ill see you all tomorrow! *goes in tent *
Kiki- me too (goes in tent)
Roxy- Hey, is there any marshmallows left?
Blitz- no, only coffee.
Roxy- Then theres no reason to live!
Blitz- well before you go and kill yourself make yourself useful and go get some wood for the fire.
Roxy- fine. (leaves)
< 2:15 am >
Roxy- well before you kill yourself go get some firewood!! And just what I get for listen to that cat! Now Im lost in these stupid woods! And when I get back I swear I will- * trips * ow, what did I&I oh my god! O_O
skellington just laying there-
Roxy- um&sorry ^_^
(gets up and continues walking)
Roxy- as I was saying as soon as I get back Im going to kill him!!!
Roxy- * sigh * thats it Im lost!! Completely lost!! Theres no hope for me now!!
Krisis- What?! Wadda mean youre lost?!
Roxy- who the hell are you?!!
Krisis- Im the guy whos been following you for the past hour!
Roxy- Youre not to bright are you?
Krisis- hey Im not the one whos lost in the woods!
Roxy- hey Im not the one who followed the one whos lost in the woods!! Why were you following me anyway?!
Krisis- I thought you knew where that one freak show was&
Roxy- Freak show? Youre an idiot! Why in the name of common sense would they have a freak show in the middle of the woods?!! Huh? Why that would be the most stupidest, dumbest idea I have ever-
Then suddenly carnival music and and lights light up behind them-
Roxy- O.o ?!?!
Krisis- hey! You did know where it was after all!
Lost In The Woods
By Ashley Buck Narrator (currently looking for one)
Blitz- Im ok with the whole camping idea. But why cant we go when the suns not out?
Roxy- because its-
Kiki- Cause the suns pretty ^^
Roxy- um, yeah, but thats not the reason we cant-
Kiki- BUT DONT EVER STARE AT IT!! This one time I saw this guy staring at the sun and, yeah hes blind now! ^.^
Roxy- anyway, were going in the morning because its safer.
Blitz- Really? How so?
Roxy- Because then we can see to set up our tents and so we can see the hiking path and other crap like that! (mostly hiking) Also if we went at night raccoons would eat our food! (ty&. Ty: What?!)
Wormwood- oh, also at night like roxy said we wouldnt get our tents up then we would like have to sleep on the ground and then when were asleep bugs would crawl in our brains and lay eggs in it and then later they would hatch and eat you brain!!
Kiki- I dont feel like going camping anymore *scared *
Roxy- Wormwood, why the hell are you going on this trip anyway? You cant spend 2 hours without coffee!
Wormwood- God Roxy! Im not stupid!! I brought coffee with me! See I Brought two bags one with coffee the other a battery operated coffee machine and I emptied Blitzs Bag and filled it with batteries and I-
Blitz- YOU DID WHAT?!!?!
Wormwood- Hey, its not nice to interrupt people when theyre talking!
Kiki- YEAH BLITZ!!!
Wormwood- and so I also emptied the emergency supplies bag and filled it with coffee and my teddy bear pillow! (who smells like coffee)
Blitz- you emptied the emergency supplies?!
Wormwood- Yeah, you wouldnt believe how many band-aids where in there!
Kiki- what if there is an emergency!
Wormwood- I guess well have coffee and talk about it and ect.
Roxy- hey, wait a second, You have a teddy bear?! (that smells like coffee)
Wormwood- yep, pillow.
Roxy- yeah, thats&weird.
Wormwood- you should hear how he got his name. ;)
>12:45 (at night) Kiki, Wormwood, Blitz, and Roxy out by the fire>
Blitz- DAMN IT!! This is the time I should be getting up not the time I should be going to bed! Now Im going to be up in the middle of the evening tomorrow!!
Roxy- God blitz, stop doging!
Blitz- no.
Wormwood- (walks out of his tent) Ok, I officially sprayed the inside of this tent 9 times for bugs with this very poison ness bug spray! You know just incase.
Roxy- You know thats poison ness to people too.
Wormwood- Really?! shoot!!
Blitz- T.T
Roxy- dont worry Blitz, he only thinks its bug spray when actally its hair spray.
Blitz- Damn it!! Now my hairs going to be hard to comb!
Wormwood- well, now that I dont have to worry about the bugs anymore Ill see you all tomorrow! *goes in tent *
Kiki- me too (goes in tent)
Roxy- Hey, is there any marshmallows left?
Blitz- no, only coffee.
Roxy- Then theres no reason to live!
Blitz- well before you go and kill yourself make yourself useful and go get some wood for the fire.
Roxy- fine. (leaves)
< 2:15 am >
Roxy- well before you kill yourself go get some firewood!! And just what I get for listen to that cat! Now Im lost in these stupid woods! And when I get back I swear I will- * trips * ow, what did I&I oh my god! O_O
skellington just laying there-
Roxy- um&sorry ^_^
(gets up and continues walking)
Roxy- as I was saying as soon as I get back Im going to kill him!!!
Roxy- * sigh * thats it Im lost!! Completely lost!! Theres no hope for me now!!
Krisis- What?! Wadda mean youre lost?!
Roxy- who the hell are you?!!
Krisis- Im the guy whos been following you for the past hour!
Roxy- Youre not to bright are you?
Krisis- hey Im not the one whos lost in the woods!
Roxy- hey Im not the one who followed the one whos lost in the woods!! Why were you following me anyway?!
Krisis- I thought you knew where that one freak show was&
Roxy- Freak show? Youre an idiot! Why in the name of common sense would they have a freak show in the middle of the woods?!! Huh? Why that would be the most stupidest, dumbest idea I have ever-
Then suddenly carnival music and and lights light up behind them-
Roxy- O.o ?!?!
Krisis- hey! You did know where it was after all!
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Mattkur on February 26, 2007, 6:14:28 AM
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Awsome chapter! Looks like it'll be a really good story!Phantom42 on February 27, 2007, 10:49:49 AM
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it will be!Link_the_hedgehog_magician on February 26, 2007, 9:40:59 AM
Awesome!