Chapter 3 - Dieing to Die
Submitted February 25, 2007 Updated March 18, 2007 Status Incomplete | Gather round gather round! come from far or near gather round folks right over here come see the show 100% natral nothing artificial no pesticide ah but perhaps a homicide!
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Chapter 3 - Dieing to Die
Chapter 3 - Dieing to Die
Escape From The Circus Of Scars by Phantom42
Dieing to die
Ringmaster- You see young lady the secret to the trick is&
Roxy- yes.
Ringmaster- is..
Roxy- Yes!
Ringmaster- is&
Roxy- YES!!
Ringmaster- HE ACTALLY DIES RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOUR EYES! HAHA!!
Roxy- please, he just cant die and come back! Thats impossible!
Ringmaster- well well well, well see about that now will we! Tell ya what you name the cause of his death next show tomorrow and hell be dieing to die! Haha!
Roxy- ok, hang him! No way anyone could survive that!
Ringmaster- ah! Very good choice! Very good choice my dear very good! So then will kill him tomorrow! Very good!
Roxy- yes sir, no way Im going to miss this! No for the world!
Ringmaster- EXCELLENT!!
A lot later at the camp site
>Blitz sleeping outside where the fire was in a chair<
Roxy- *pushes chair over *
Blitz- huh? (half sleeping) Why am I on the ground?
Roxy- YOU JERK!! WHY DIDNT YOU COME LOOK FOR ME?!!?!
Blitz- um, I mustve fell asleep. Why what happened?
Roxy- I GOT LOST!!
Blitz- and you found your way back. Yay.
Roxy- lets just go home.
Wormwood- *gets out of tent *
Roxy- hey youre up early.
Wormwood- yeah the alarm woke me up.
Roxy- we didnt bring a alarm.
Wormwood- huh? Oh, Then it must have been you! (LOL!)
Roxy- -_-
Wormwood- what happened? Why were you yelling anyway?
Roxy- I got lost in the woods and Blitz didnt come look for me!! (glares at Blitz)
Wormwood- Blitz! You Idiot! That was the perfect time to shoot her!!
Roxy- (glares at wormwood)
Wormwood- relax, Im only kidding!
Blitz- yeah, plus you found your way back! So now you know never to do things I tell you to! And youre not the only one who suffered! I Had to SLEEP OUTSIDE!!
Roxy- oh boo-who
Wormwood- eww now you have bugs in your brain!!
Blitz- yeah well you smell like 32 gallons of hair spra-
Kiki- *pokes blitzs head * Do them hurt?!
Blitz- ahh! God!! Kiki Stop sneaking up on people like that!!
Kiki- ^_^
Blitz- Im gonna tie a freakn bell around your neck!
Kiki- *gasp * A SHINY ONE?!
Blitz- um yeah sure whatever.
Kiki- YAY!!
> two hours of packing up tents and well, just tents later<
>Everyone is now ready in the car and drive away<
Krisis- Hey!! Wait!
Blitz- whos that?
Wormwood- Its A bug!! Run it over!!
Blitz- Ok!
Roxy- no! wait! I know that guy!
Krisis- Hi!!
Roxy- Krisis- what are you doing here?!
Krisis- I followed you!
Roxy- why?
*Krisis- thats what I do. After all I am a sheep! Duh!
Wormwood- hate to tell you this but, youre a Canis Lupus. (Canis Lupus = Wolf)
Krisis- well, uh, your moms a Canis Lupus!
Wormwood- uh, no my moms a Erinacceus europaeus ,duh! (Erinacceus europaeus = hedgehog)
Krisis- (broken brain)
*Blitz- Wormwood dont talk smart to him! Cant you see hes stupid, dumb, uneducated and clearly a pervert?!!
Wormwood- fine, youre a Wolf.
*Krisis- I am?! They lied to me!! Just so I wouldnt eat them!! Well, now when I go back there theyll be surprised!! MUHHAHAHAHA!! MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!! AHAHAHAHAHA!! (hes talking about sheep that told him he was also a sheep)
Everyone- O.o?!
Krisis- *ahem * anyway, is there any chance I could get a ride with ya guys?
Kiki- Say No!! *crying and scared to death * (BTW Kiki is not a sheep but it would be funnier if she was)
Roxy- *sigh * Fine. (opens car door)
Krisis- * gets in the car * so are you still going tomorrow?
Roxy- yeah.
Wormwood- where?
Krisis- a freak show.
Blitz- Hey! You told me you were lost!
Roxy- I was lost!
Blitz- no, no I think you were just making-out with this guy.
Krisis- yeah, thats it!
Roxy- *punches krisis in the arm *
Krisis- ow! I mean we were just talking.
Roxy- yeah, I was lost and then I found krisis and-
Blitz- and then you started making out?
Roxy- no!! no!! NO!! Then we found this freak show. And then I came back to the camp site!
Krisis- yeah and we meet the guy who runs it too! It was awesome! And were going tomorrow too!
Wormwood- so you guys are dating?
Krisis- yep, were dating!
Roxy- *Punches Krisis in the arm *
Krisis- OW! I mean were just friends who are just sleeping together.
Roxy- *again punches krisis in the arm *
Krisis- Damn it!! Why are you hitting me?!!
Roxy- next time it will be your face!!
Kiki- I think theyre in love!!
*Krisis- Yeah, were married!
Roxy- *punches Krisis in the Face *
Krisis- ooooowwwwwwww!!! My face!! * crying *
Dieing to die
Ringmaster- You see young lady the secret to the trick is&
Roxy- yes.
Ringmaster- is..
Roxy- Yes!
Ringmaster- is&
Roxy- YES!!
Ringmaster- HE ACTALLY DIES RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOUR EYES! HAHA!!
Roxy- please, he just cant die and come back! Thats impossible!
Ringmaster- well well well, well see about that now will we! Tell ya what you name the cause of his death next show tomorrow and hell be dieing to die! Haha!
Roxy- ok, hang him! No way anyone could survive that!
Ringmaster- ah! Very good choice! Very good choice my dear very good! So then will kill him tomorrow! Very good!
Roxy- yes sir, no way Im going to miss this! No for the world!
Ringmaster- EXCELLENT!!
A lot later at the camp site
>Blitz sleeping outside where the fire was in a chair<
Roxy- *pushes chair over *
Blitz- huh? (half sleeping) Why am I on the ground?
Roxy- YOU JERK!! WHY DIDNT YOU COME LOOK FOR ME?!!?!
Blitz- um, I mustve fell asleep. Why what happened?
Roxy- I GOT LOST!!
Blitz- and you found your way back. Yay.
Roxy- lets just go home.
Wormwood- *gets out of tent *
Roxy- hey youre up early.
Wormwood- yeah the alarm woke me up.
Roxy- we didnt bring a alarm.
Wormwood- huh? Oh, Then it must have been you! (LOL!)
Roxy- -_-
Wormwood- what happened? Why were you yelling anyway?
Roxy- I got lost in the woods and Blitz didnt come look for me!! (glares at Blitz)
Wormwood- Blitz! You Idiot! That was the perfect time to shoot her!!
Roxy- (glares at wormwood)
Wormwood- relax, Im only kidding!
Blitz- yeah, plus you found your way back! So now you know never to do things I tell you to! And youre not the only one who suffered! I Had to SLEEP OUTSIDE!!
Roxy- oh boo-who
Wormwood- eww now you have bugs in your brain!!
Blitz- yeah well you smell like 32 gallons of hair spra-
Kiki- *pokes blitzs head * Do them hurt?!
Blitz- ahh! God!! Kiki Stop sneaking up on people like that!!
Kiki- ^_^
Blitz- Im gonna tie a freakn bell around your neck!
Kiki- *gasp * A SHINY ONE?!
Blitz- um yeah sure whatever.
Kiki- YAY!!
> two hours of packing up tents and well, just tents later<
>Everyone is now ready in the car and drive away<
Krisis- Hey!! Wait!
Blitz- whos that?
Wormwood- Its A bug!! Run it over!!
Blitz- Ok!
Roxy- no! wait! I know that guy!
Krisis- Hi!!
Roxy- Krisis- what are you doing here?!
Krisis- I followed you!
Roxy- why?
*Krisis- thats what I do. After all I am a sheep! Duh!
Wormwood- hate to tell you this but, youre a Canis Lupus. (Canis Lupus = Wolf)
Krisis- well, uh, your moms a Canis Lupus!
Wormwood- uh, no my moms a Erinacceus europaeus ,duh! (Erinacceus europaeus = hedgehog)
Krisis- (broken brain)
*Blitz- Wormwood dont talk smart to him! Cant you see hes stupid, dumb, uneducated and clearly a pervert?!!
Wormwood- fine, youre a Wolf.
*Krisis- I am?! They lied to me!! Just so I wouldnt eat them!! Well, now when I go back there theyll be surprised!! MUHHAHAHAHA!! MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!! AHAHAHAHAHA!! (hes talking about sheep that told him he was also a sheep)
Everyone- O.o?!
Krisis- *ahem * anyway, is there any chance I could get a ride with ya guys?
Kiki- Say No!! *crying and scared to death * (BTW Kiki is not a sheep but it would be funnier if she was)
Roxy- *sigh * Fine. (opens car door)
Krisis- * gets in the car * so are you still going tomorrow?
Roxy- yeah.
Wormwood- where?
Krisis- a freak show.
Blitz- Hey! You told me you were lost!
Roxy- I was lost!
Blitz- no, no I think you were just making-out with this guy.
Krisis- yeah, thats it!
Roxy- *punches krisis in the arm *
Krisis- ow! I mean we were just talking.
Roxy- yeah, I was lost and then I found krisis and-
Blitz- and then you started making out?
Roxy- no!! no!! NO!! Then we found this freak show. And then I came back to the camp site!
Krisis- yeah and we meet the guy who runs it too! It was awesome! And were going tomorrow too!
Wormwood- so you guys are dating?
Krisis- yep, were dating!
Roxy- *Punches Krisis in the arm *
Krisis- OW! I mean were just friends who are just sleeping together.
Roxy- *again punches krisis in the arm *
Krisis- Damn it!! Why are you hitting me?!!
Roxy- next time it will be your face!!
Kiki- I think theyre in love!!
*Krisis- Yeah, were married!
Roxy- *punches Krisis in the Face *
Krisis- ooooowwwwwwww!!! My face!! * crying *
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LolLink_the_hedgehog_magician on March 3, 2007, 3:20:22 PM
lol funny!