Chapter 3 - Flowers and Chips

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A/N: I think this is the most chapters I’ve ever written without getting writers block! It’s a new record![br]
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Previously...[br]
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“You mean the time lords planted that idea inside his head? And you said humans are the only creatures in the universe to do alien autopsies!” said Rose in a gloating manner. “Is it my fault that the time lords had an idea? An idea, may I remind you, that started the whole idea of humans going up into space!” said the Doctor.[br]
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“You have to go though there” said Elina, pointing to a thick yellow line on the map. “Why is it yellow? We’re not really in the Wizard of Oz, are we? I don’t wanna walk 3 miles on a yellow brick road!” moaned Jack (he gets worse). “Jack, how many times have we told you? The Wizard of Oz doesn’t exist!” said the Doctor “And he certainly won’t come here if you keep moaning!”[br]
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A/N: I’m spreading another weird rumour about Jack! This time it’s coz he likes the Wizard of Oz. I’m terrible towards him, but its fun! Oh god, I sound like that toclofane..... Jack: No, you just sound like all the other Doctor Who Fangirls.... Me: Doctor Who?! WHERE?!?!?! *faints* *thud*. Jack: Verdict? Martha: It’s another case of Doctor Who-itus, sir.[br]
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(They’re on their way to wherever they’re going; I haven’t decided on a destination.....)[br]
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“I’m really hungry” said Rose, sniffing for any chip shops (chiiiiiiips..... *drools*). “We’ll get chips later! Right now we need to get to the signal and see what’s causing it!” said the Doctor, waking Rose out of her daydreams about chips (lol, I’m a chipaholic, and it shows in this story!). “Err.....” said Jack, squirming (what the...?). “What is it now, Jack?” said the Doctor, not noticing Jack’s pleading expression. “Err... I need to go pee....” said Jack (I have a disgusting mind sometimes..... *giggle*). “What?! Didn’t you go pee when we were in the TARDIS?!” said Martha. “But you were in there! I didn’t wanna disrespect your privacy!” said Jack. “Jack, you’ve disrespected worse. And befouled worse than if you’d gotten in there on time or not. I should now!” said the Doctor, reluctantly remembering those certain memories. “But I need to go now!” said Jack. “Then go behind there!” said Rose, pointing to a giant flower. “HEY! Don’t pee on Peony!” said Bibble. “Who?” said Martha. “My Flower Home!” said Elina, flying in front of Peony in protest.[br]
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A/N: My chapters are getting shorter and more disgusting every time![br]
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Disclaimer: I do not own Doctor Who, Torchwood or Barbie: Fairytopia. If I did own Doctor Who and Torchwood there would be more happy endings for the Doctor and Jack! Doctor: Since when did you want to give Jack a happy ending? Jack: It helps Torchwood’s ratings.[br]

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