Chapter 25 - Four out of Five Dentists Recommend Queen.

Put your name in, and generate slogan after each question. Generator here: thesurrealist.co.uk/slogan.cgi


1. What do you say to yourself every morning?
Queen Born and Bred. (WHAT. THE EFF.)

2. What do you want other people to say about you?
Let Your Queen Do The Walking. (...NO ACTUALLY I DON'T.)

3. Someone asked you out, your answer is...
Everything We Do is Driven by Queen. (That Makes sense... sort of...)

4. How would you answer a booty call?
Does You Does, or Does You Don't Take Queen? (What is that supposed to mean?)

5. How would you introduce yourself to someone you really like?
Does the Hard Queen, So You Don't Have To. (...WHAT THE FRICK?)

6. To someone you dislike?
Something Special In The Queen. (Yeah... Real nice... =3=')

7. You're in a conversation and you suddenly feel the need to pee, how would excuse yourself?
Unzip a Queen. (PFFFT.... WHAT IN THE NAME OF MUSHROOMS?? XD XD)

8. Your parents ask you why you got home late, you say...
Designed for Queen, Engineered to Last. (Whut?)

9. You're failing a subject, you say...
Fresh from the Captain's Queen. (... OH-KAY)

10. The love of your life asks you to marry him/her, what do you say?
Because Queen is Complicated Enough. (Smooth Move. T_T)

11. Your bf/gf is breaking up with you, you tell him/her...
Have a Queen and Smile. (LAME)

12. Someone told you you're a jerk, you tell them...
I'm Cuckoo For Queen. (OH yeah.... Makes sense. not. T_T')

13. What are the best words to describe you?
Be Like Dad, Keep Queen. (WTH NO.)

14. If you're going to have a movie about your life, the title is...
Whatever You're Into, Get Into Queen. (EWW!! WHAT KIND OF MOVIE WOULD THAT BE?!?!)

15. Your last words before you die...
All The Queen That's Fit To Print. (Yeah. Print in the Obituary section)

16. Your message to a special someone...
We Build Queen. (Yeah... I don't know either)

17. Title of this post will be..
Four out of Five Dentists Recommend Queen. (Oh yeah... Just what I always wanted this post to be called. Just Peachy.)

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