Chapter 4 - Donut Chronicles: 4
Submitted June 19, 2005 Updated June 21, 2005 Status Incomplete | Pure humor written by my older sister and me back in 2003 or something. Light hints of shounen ai. Heero needs his donuts and coffee. But what happens when he can't get them?
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Chapter 4 - Donut Chronicles: 4
Chapter 4 - Donut Chronicles: 4
The pilots watched Heero in apprehension. What would the stoic Japanese teen do now
that his precious coffee-ice-cream-chocolate-donut was gone?
Heero sighed, and shrugged. “Hn,” he said. Duo said that that meant that Heero didn’t
mind TOO much, because Relena only took ONE donut, and that wasn’t too bad.
The others sighed in relief.
“Hey Quatre,” asked Duo, “Why do you think Relena even bothered stealing the donut in
the first place? It obviously isn’t pink.”
”Well, I think she wants Heero to chase her.”
”Ack! Heero, that’s not true, right? Right?” Duo looked expectantly at Heero.
“Hn.”
”Whew! I was worried there for a minute!” Heero had obviously said ‘yes, that’s not
true,’ the other pilots knew without having to ask.
Heero reached into the freezer, grabbing the carton of coffee flavored ice cream. He
opened it up and to his horror; there was no ice cream in the carton.
“Hn!” He said, and everyone flinched. Heero Yuy had ACTUALLY used EMOTION. It
HAD to be bad.
Duo largely sweat dropped, “Erm, Heero says, “I’M GOING TO KILL THAT PACIFIST
PRINCESS IF IT’S THE LAST THING I EVER DO IN MY LIFE, I SWEAR!” As if to
prove the point, Heero nodded.
The others gasped, and feared - not for the life of Relena, of course - she was just peon.
They feared for what Heero would do to everyone in his coffee-deprivation mode.
Quatre glanced at his watch. “It’s 10:00… … … the shops are closed now.”
“We’ll, um, make some ice cream,” Duo said, grinning goofily.
Wufei groaned. “Making ice cream is for onna’s!” He wailed, sounding remarkably like
one.
“It’s either that or Heero kills us all.” Duo said, calmly.
Wufei got ready to make ice cream.
Within minutes, Trowa and Quatre had gotten together the ingredients for the ice cream,
including, but not limited to, 3 gallons of coffee, 10 pounds of sugar, ice, and cream.
“So, how does one go about making ice cream?” asked Duo, and everyone shrugged. So
they basically threw all the ingredients together into the blender for the first time.
They came up with coffee-ice mush.
Try two left the group with cold coffee with clumps of sugar.
Try three was getting there, as it actually was semi-creamy, instead of runny. But there
was that faint aftertaste of powdered sugar that really didn’t work.
Try four, they used too little coffee, and came up with slightly brown ice chunks.
“THIS ISN’T WORKING!” Cried out Duo.
“No DUH,” replied Wufei.
Quatre looked at the kitchen clock. Wait. 8:00? He glanced at his watch. 10:00. “Um,
guys…………..?”
Ten minutes later, apologizing profusely, Quatre brought Heero his ice cream. Heero
‘hned’ in delight, pacifist princess forgotten.
For now.
“All that trouble for some ice cream,” muttered Wufei.
“Ahem!” said Duo, and Heero hned. Duo laughed loudly and then translated, “Heero says
‘Look who’s talking, Mr.-I-Can’t-Sleep-Without-My-Big-Pink-Fluffy-Teddy-Bear-
Named-Mr.-Snuggles.’ “
“Hey! Don’t insult Mr. Snuggles!”
that his precious coffee-ice-cream-chocolate-donut was gone?
Heero sighed, and shrugged. “Hn,” he said. Duo said that that meant that Heero didn’t
mind TOO much, because Relena only took ONE donut, and that wasn’t too bad.
The others sighed in relief.
“Hey Quatre,” asked Duo, “Why do you think Relena even bothered stealing the donut in
the first place? It obviously isn’t pink.”
”Well, I think she wants Heero to chase her.”
”Ack! Heero, that’s not true, right? Right?” Duo looked expectantly at Heero.
“Hn.”
”Whew! I was worried there for a minute!” Heero had obviously said ‘yes, that’s not
true,’ the other pilots knew without having to ask.
Heero reached into the freezer, grabbing the carton of coffee flavored ice cream. He
opened it up and to his horror; there was no ice cream in the carton.
“Hn!” He said, and everyone flinched. Heero Yuy had ACTUALLY used EMOTION. It
HAD to be bad.
Duo largely sweat dropped, “Erm, Heero says, “I’M GOING TO KILL THAT PACIFIST
PRINCESS IF IT’S THE LAST THING I EVER DO IN MY LIFE, I SWEAR!” As if to
prove the point, Heero nodded.
The others gasped, and feared - not for the life of Relena, of course - she was just peon.
They feared for what Heero would do to everyone in his coffee-deprivation mode.
Quatre glanced at his watch. “It’s 10:00… … … the shops are closed now.”
“We’ll, um, make some ice cream,” Duo said, grinning goofily.
Wufei groaned. “Making ice cream is for onna’s!” He wailed, sounding remarkably like
one.
“It’s either that or Heero kills us all.” Duo said, calmly.
Wufei got ready to make ice cream.
Within minutes, Trowa and Quatre had gotten together the ingredients for the ice cream,
including, but not limited to, 3 gallons of coffee, 10 pounds of sugar, ice, and cream.
“So, how does one go about making ice cream?” asked Duo, and everyone shrugged. So
they basically threw all the ingredients together into the blender for the first time.
They came up with coffee-ice mush.
Try two left the group with cold coffee with clumps of sugar.
Try three was getting there, as it actually was semi-creamy, instead of runny. But there
was that faint aftertaste of powdered sugar that really didn’t work.
Try four, they used too little coffee, and came up with slightly brown ice chunks.
“THIS ISN’T WORKING!” Cried out Duo.
“No DUH,” replied Wufei.
Quatre looked at the kitchen clock. Wait. 8:00? He glanced at his watch. 10:00. “Um,
guys…………..?”
Ten minutes later, apologizing profusely, Quatre brought Heero his ice cream. Heero
‘hned’ in delight, pacifist princess forgotten.
For now.
“All that trouble for some ice cream,” muttered Wufei.
“Ahem!” said Duo, and Heero hned. Duo laughed loudly and then translated, “Heero says
‘Look who’s talking, Mr.-I-Can’t-Sleep-Without-My-Big-Pink-Fluffy-Teddy-Bear-
Named-Mr.-Snuggles.’ “
“Hey! Don’t insult Mr. Snuggles!”
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