Chapter 6 - Donut Chronicles: 6
Submitted June 19, 2005 Updated June 21, 2005 Status Incomplete | Pure humor written by my older sister and me back in 2003 or something. Light hints of shounen ai. Heero needs his donuts and coffee. But what happens when he can't get them?
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Chapter 6 - Donut Chronicles: 6
Chapter 6 - Donut Chronicles: 6
All was quiet in the large building that was the pilots house. It was morning time again,
Heero had his coffee, donuts and morning paper, Relena was nowhere to be seen, and Mr.
Snuggles was safely tucked away in Wufei’s bed. The perfect picture of peace.
“KISAMA! Leave Mr. Snuggles ALONE!” Wufei growled angrily at who other than
Duo, who held the bear in question tightly.
”Hehehehehe, he’s mine now!” giggled Duo.
“Give him BACK!” said Wufei, and fell to his knees crying, just like Sailor Moon in
Sailor Moon R, the movie……… erm, um, well, he didn’t fall to his knees, rather he
leaped to strangle Duo.
Duo just moved three centimeters to avoid that, jumped out of the way, and grinned.
“Missed me!”
“I won’t next time,” promised Wufei, and jumped after Duo.
Heero sighed, and ate a donut. Quatre and Trowa came in to the kitchen, looking
disinterestedly at the two fighting in the living room.
“Think we should help them?” asked Quatre, a bit boredly.
“Eh, when it gets serious,” decided Trowa.
That being agreed on, they sat down to eat.
Duo soon came bounding in the kitchen, having gotten bored with Mr. Snuggles and
dropping him out the window. Wufei came in five minutes later, carrying a grass-stained
Mr. Snuggles and scowling.
Duo went to pick up his cup of milk, which was placed two centimeters away from
Heero’s coffee cup, so of course he ended up picking up the coffee and drinking it. Had
to hand it to him, though, he didn’t notice it was coffee.
I mean, seriously, what’s the difference between coffee and milk?
Within four minutes, however, the coffee made itself known in the form that Duo began
becoming VERY VERY VERY hyper.
“Eminentlythiswassomegoodmilk,yupyupyup,” grinned Duo blissfully unaware of wrong
word usage.
“Guys,” said Quatre, “Duo is scaring me more than usual,” he said.
“Hn,” said Heero.
“HeerojustsaidthatIshouldcalmdownbecauseIamWAYtoohyper.”
Wufei blinked. “I need someone to translate HIM.”
”I think he said that Heero said that he’s too hyper.”
‘That would make sense.”
“Hn,” said Heero, discovering his missing coffee.
“No I didn’t take your coffee Heero!” replied Duo.
“Hn.”
”Did not!”
”Hn.”
”I took my milk like a good boy, honest I did!”
“Hn.”
“Did too did too did too!” pouted Duo.
It was rather amusing to see Heero calmly Hn, and Duo become even more and more
flustered.
Finally, annoyed, and, well, really annoyed, Wufei calmly took Mr. Snuggles and -bam-
smacked Duo solidly over the head. Duo collapsed unconscious.
“Hn.”
With no one to translate, no one would ever know that Heero actually was saying, “I
wanted to do that!”
Heero had his coffee, donuts and morning paper, Relena was nowhere to be seen, and Mr.
Snuggles was safely tucked away in Wufei’s bed. The perfect picture of peace.
“KISAMA! Leave Mr. Snuggles ALONE!” Wufei growled angrily at who other than
Duo, who held the bear in question tightly.
”Hehehehehe, he’s mine now!” giggled Duo.
“Give him BACK!” said Wufei, and fell to his knees crying, just like Sailor Moon in
Sailor Moon R, the movie……… erm, um, well, he didn’t fall to his knees, rather he
leaped to strangle Duo.
Duo just moved three centimeters to avoid that, jumped out of the way, and grinned.
“Missed me!”
“I won’t next time,” promised Wufei, and jumped after Duo.
Heero sighed, and ate a donut. Quatre and Trowa came in to the kitchen, looking
disinterestedly at the two fighting in the living room.
“Think we should help them?” asked Quatre, a bit boredly.
“Eh, when it gets serious,” decided Trowa.
That being agreed on, they sat down to eat.
Duo soon came bounding in the kitchen, having gotten bored with Mr. Snuggles and
dropping him out the window. Wufei came in five minutes later, carrying a grass-stained
Mr. Snuggles and scowling.
Duo went to pick up his cup of milk, which was placed two centimeters away from
Heero’s coffee cup, so of course he ended up picking up the coffee and drinking it. Had
to hand it to him, though, he didn’t notice it was coffee.
I mean, seriously, what’s the difference between coffee and milk?
Within four minutes, however, the coffee made itself known in the form that Duo began
becoming VERY VERY VERY hyper.
“Eminentlythiswassomegoodmilk,yupyupyup,” grinned Duo blissfully unaware of wrong
word usage.
“Guys,” said Quatre, “Duo is scaring me more than usual,” he said.
“Hn,” said Heero.
“HeerojustsaidthatIshouldcalmdownbecauseIamWAYtoohyper.”
Wufei blinked. “I need someone to translate HIM.”
”I think he said that Heero said that he’s too hyper.”
‘That would make sense.”
“Hn,” said Heero, discovering his missing coffee.
“No I didn’t take your coffee Heero!” replied Duo.
“Hn.”
”Did not!”
”Hn.”
”I took my milk like a good boy, honest I did!”
“Hn.”
“Did too did too did too!” pouted Duo.
It was rather amusing to see Heero calmly Hn, and Duo become even more and more
flustered.
Finally, annoyed, and, well, really annoyed, Wufei calmly took Mr. Snuggles and -bam-
smacked Duo solidly over the head. Duo collapsed unconscious.
“Hn.”
With no one to translate, no one would ever know that Heero actually was saying, “I
wanted to do that!”
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