Chapter 9 - Donut Chronicles: 9

It was late at night, almost midnight, and the Gundam pilots were at Zechs house for a
sleepover. This was a convenient night for a sleepover as Relena was off at a sleepover
with Dorothy and would not be able to bug Heero at all!

“What movie should we watch?” asked Zechs excitedly, like a little kid.

“An action film!” Wufei said.

“Let’s see romance,” countered Quatre.

“Hn.”

”Heero says that we should watch,” here Duo giggle briefly, and then was glared at by
Heero, so he continued, “Heero says we should watch Sailor Moon Strikes Back.”

Wufei immediately protested. “That’s such a girly movie.”

Heero glared evilly at Wufei. “Hn.”

Wufei didn’t need Duo translating to know that that meant ‘We watch Sailor Moon or
omae o korosu.’ Wufei put the movie in the VCR.

While the credits rolled, Heero stole everyone’s donuts and all the coffee. He also went to
the freezer to get coffee ice cream to put on the donuts. Well, gee, looks like someone’s
going to be staying up all night tonight.

“Does he ALWAYS do that?” Zechs questioned, incredulously.

Everyone nodded simultaneously, except for Heero, who was eating his donuts contently.

The credits finished and Sailor Moon came on to the screen. “Hey! I’m going to
introduce you to my friends!”

First a picture of Amy was shown. “I’m Sailor Mercury!”

Tuxedo Mask appeared and said, “And I’m Tuxedo Mask!”

Then there was a picture of Rei. “I’m Sailor Mars!”

Tuxedo Mask appeared again, “And I’m Tuxedo Mask!”

Continuing this, for all of the scouts, including Sailor Saturn (The cool one, from Sailor
Moon s), Sailor Moon finally appeared onscreen again.

“And I’m Sailor Moon!”

Tuxedo Mask popped up once more, “And I’m Tuxedo Mask! And in the name of the
moon I will punish you!”

Sailor Moon chimed in and the two of them finished off, “Cuz that’s what we do! Duh!”
With a lilt to the end, sounding like perky valley girls.

They both started giggling insanely.

Zechs looked at the screen in horror, “Now that’s just SCREWED UP!”

”Hn!” came the disapproving voice of Heero.

“Heero says that you’re screwed up!” Duo said, ever helpful.

And so, they watched the movie with minor casualties (excluding the fact that Wufei got
knocked out when he complained that it was a boring movie).

“So what should we do now?” questioned Zechs. It was 1 am in the morning, and
everyone was starting to get sleepy, except Heero, who was contently sipping his coffee.

“Hn,” he said, and Duo sweat dropped.

“What did he say this time?” questioned Zechs.

“Oh, he said that he wants to quote the movie!” Duo replied, and Zechs sweat dropped as
well.

“Hn! Hn!” Heero said perkily, scaring the crap out of everyone.

Duo’s eyes widened and he translated, “Heero, um, just quoted the movie. You know,
‘I’m Sailor moon! And I’m Tuxedo Mask! And in the name of the moon, I shall punish
you.’ Even right down to the ‘Cuz that’s what we do! Duh!”

Wufei, who had just regained consciousness, fainted again.

Needless to say, he got the most sleep out of all of them that night.

“Hn hn hn!” sang Heero, on a sugar high.

“Well, I didn’t think it possible, but Heero’s actually on a sugar high,” Duo said in awe.
“Hn!” He said to Heero. “I said I was proud of him,” he told the others.

They just smiled, and nodded, and hoped for morning.

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