Chapter 3 - Still eat alot of meat?
Submitted November 13, 2011 Updated March 1, 2012 Status Incomplete | Just some random ideas from books, TV, and games!
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Chapter 3 - Still eat alot of meat?
Chapter 3 - Still eat alot of meat?
Months later, after Guntz recovered from the "natural incident", the baby Lolo had given birth to was a female cabbit, whose fur slowed like the bright sun. They had named her after the shining big star itself.
Klonoa was with Guntz, drinking coffee and eating their lunch. They were talking about Klonoa's new daughter, how she behaves and what she likes and dislikes, and Guntz even asked what her name was.
Klonoa: ...Sunnita....But we call her Sunny.
Guntz: Isn't that Spanish?
Klonoa: No..."Sun" in Spanish is "Sol"...
Guntz: *derp face, then gets serious* but it sounds Spanish?
Klonoa: I heard it was Chinese!
Guntz: *inhales* o-ki...*picks up his turkey sandwich*
Klonoa: Hey Guntz? How come you never got married?
Guntz: *looks pissed* Cause I like meat too much...
Klonoa: You could be married AND still eat alot of meat!
Guntz: *derp face* I didn't know that.
Somewhere else, in Klonoa's cousin's house...
Tora: *gets ready to go out* Alright, let's check in the mirror one last time...*walks up to the bathroom mirror and looks surprised* Zoids! I look like Oprah Winfrey! *sighs and starts to change clothes again*
Downstairs, her brother, Shima, walks in the door all dusty and sits at the piano.
Shima: I am a dirty boy, it's time to play piano! *pushes a key*
Piano: G
Shima: *shocked, then pushes the same key*
Piano: GEE
Shima: *about to push the key again*
Piano: It's still a G idiot, it's not gonna change!
Shima: Oh yeah? Well how about this?! *pushes random keys very fast*
Piano: You're an @$$. *explodes*
Tora: *hears the explosion* Shima? *goes downstairs and sees the mess* Oh my god! You freaking broke my piano, Shima!
Shima: *sits up from the mess, has a plank stuck in the middle of his forehead*
Tora: What the? Did you keep pressing the "G" Key?
Shima: *nods slowly*
Tora: That was an explosive button i installed! *rages and spazzes*
Klonoa was with Guntz, drinking coffee and eating their lunch. They were talking about Klonoa's new daughter, how she behaves and what she likes and dislikes, and Guntz even asked what her name was.
Klonoa: ...Sunnita....But we call her Sunny.
Guntz: Isn't that Spanish?
Klonoa: No..."Sun" in Spanish is "Sol"...
Guntz: *derp face, then gets serious* but it sounds Spanish?
Klonoa: I heard it was Chinese!
Guntz: *inhales* o-ki...*picks up his turkey sandwich*
Klonoa: Hey Guntz? How come you never got married?
Guntz: *looks pissed* Cause I like meat too much...
Klonoa: You could be married AND still eat alot of meat!
Guntz: *derp face* I didn't know that.
Somewhere else, in Klonoa's cousin's house...
Tora: *gets ready to go out* Alright, let's check in the mirror one last time...*walks up to the bathroom mirror and looks surprised* Zoids! I look like Oprah Winfrey! *sighs and starts to change clothes again*
Downstairs, her brother, Shima, walks in the door all dusty and sits at the piano.
Shima: I am a dirty boy, it's time to play piano! *pushes a key*
Piano: G
Shima: *shocked, then pushes the same key*
Piano: GEE
Shima: *about to push the key again*
Piano: It's still a G idiot, it's not gonna change!
Shima: Oh yeah? Well how about this?! *pushes random keys very fast*
Piano: You're an @$$. *explodes*
Tora: *hears the explosion* Shima? *goes downstairs and sees the mess* Oh my god! You freaking broke my piano, Shima!
Shima: *sits up from the mess, has a plank stuck in the middle of his forehead*
Tora: What the? Did you keep pressing the "G" Key?
Shima: *nods slowly*
Tora: That was an explosive button i installed! *rages and spazzes*
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Anyway, nice chapter :D