Chapter 2 - Kiwi's Transformation

HI peoples!
Disclaimer:  I don’t own Tokyo Mew Mew.  Imade up Kiwi.

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Ryou: I was trying to make you stronger, but I missed!  I think I hit herinstead.  Let’s see… [dumps bucket of ice-coldwater on Kiwi’s head]
Kiwi:  Wha-?  HEY!!!!!!
Ryou:  At the earthquake, what happened just before you fainted?
Kiwi:  Well, the surroundings seemed to disappear, and a fox appearedbefore me, and seemed to merge into me!
Ryou:  Well, what’s your name?
Kiwi:  My name’s Kiwi!
Ryou:  Well, Kiwi, put this on.  You willnow work at Café Mew Mew for 10$ an hour.  [gives her uniform]
Kiwi:  Ok!  [goes to change, then comesback]
Zakuro:  Wow, you look good in that uniform!
Kiwi:  Thanx!  I want to be a model when Iget older.

Later…
Ichigo: Pudding, can you help the next customer?
Pudding:  Sure, I c-whoops! [has dropped plates]
Kiwi:  I’ll clean it up!  [takes out a broomand dustpan]
Zakuro:  Wow, she’s been really on top of things here!
Lettuce:  Yeah, she’s been doing as well as you, Zakuro!
Random customer:  Aagh!
Mint:  [rushes over to see what’s wrong] A kiremaanima!  Mew Mew Mint Metamorphosis!
Ichigo:  Mew Mew Strawberry Metamorphosis!
Lettuce:  Mew Mew Lettuce Metamorphosis!
Pudding:  Mew Mew Pudding Metamorphosis!
Zakuro:  Mew Mew Zakuro Metamorphosis!
Ryou:  Kiwi, say ‘Mew Mew Kiwi Metamorphosis!’
Kiwi:  Mew Mew Kiwi Metamorphosis!  [the Mew Mews stop to watch her transform]
Ichigo:  Another Mew Mew?  Don’t worry,Kiwi, the words will come to you!  For your evil actions, we will make youpay!
Kiwi:  Kiwi Rod!  [a teal rod appears in herhand]  Ribbon Kiwi Shock!  [kiremaanima is defeated]  Wow, did I just do that?
Ichigo:  Yeah, that was you!

Bloopers:
Director: Kirema Anima Appearance, take one!

Random customer:  Aagh!
Mint:  [rushes over to see what’s wrong] What’swrong?
Random customer:  That girl with the pink hairhas something in her teeth!
Mint:  [looks at Ichigo] Aagh!  [faints]

Director: Kiwi’s Attack, take one!
Kiwi: Kiwi Rod!  [a teal rod appears in her hand]Ribbon Kiwi Shock!  [kiremaanima is defeated] Wow, did I just do that?
Ichigo:  No, that was someone else.
Kiwi:  Ichigo, of course that was me, that was a rhetorical question!
Ichigo:  What does rhetorical mean?
All but Ichigo:  O.o

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Iknow, I know, there were only two bloopers, but I don’t feel like writingsomething funny today.  I swear, I’ll write next chapter when I’m hyper,and it will be funnier.  I am not hyper right now.  I am hot. It is 80 degrees up here, and the AC hasn’t kicked in yet.  When I firstgot home, the keyboard was burning hot.  Oh well!
C U L8R!
Sailor Silver Sky

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