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Chapter 2 - Out of the Ordinary

Warning: reading this may cause uncontrollable laughing, seizure etc. I'm not responsible for anything that is bad, happens.

As Vikki says, "There's no such thing as Shame in Insanity!"

Chapter 2 - Out of the Ordinary

Chapter 2 - Out of the Ordinary


Disclaimer: I don't own RockMan.EXE! If I did, Capcom might sue me! (goes to jail)

Vikki: HI! I'm back! Sorry for the long delay. I had to do this in Writing Process class since my router at home died on me. I DID manage to upload a picture! ^.^ Anyways, let's get moving! Also, thanks to Youkai EXE and Ziggurat Chan for commenting!

Netto: (snore) ZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.......... (mumble)

Vikki: Um... We gotta get going! We have to find a way to steal Enzan's money!

*Commercial*

Guy: We're sorry to interrupt with a special announcement. We present you the all-new... Vikki Cam! (gets whacked with a frying pan) X.x

Random Person: Shaddup! Let's return to Netto Cam! ^^

*End Distraction... err... Commercial*

Vikki: Um... ok... I'd never knew we had commercials. Netto-kun, why didn't you tell me?!?

Netto: ... (falls off the bed)

Vikki: (hits her computer monitor) WAKE UP IDIOT!!!

Netto: AHHHHHHHHHH!!! (runs around in circles)

Vikki: -_-; Netto, it was just a dream.

Netto: Oh... right... Well, let's go get Enzan! ^^ (runs off happily)



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Tape #3: ZENNYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Enzan: (walking down the hall) Wonder where Blues has gone... (remembers the time when he trained Blues to call him Daddy) (Shudders) Well, he better not run away because of that.

Vikki: (out of nowhere) OMG!!! Your father is holding a BIG Tellituby plushy!!! IT's TINKY WINKY!! [Did I spell the purple one name's right?]

Enzan: O_______O (in fear of tellitubies) AHHHHHHHHH!! (runs away and drops his wallet)

Vikki: Well, that was easy! (picks up Enzan's wallet and takes out the money)

Enzan: (runs into his room) HUFF HUFF HUFF!!!! (searches for his wallet) Oh shoot! I forgot it! (about to run into the halls)

Netto: (appears on Enzan's cpu monitor) Hey! Enzan!

Enzan: (turns around) What the- What are you doing inside my cpu?

Netto: I'm special that's why.

Vikki: (enters) Enzan-kun, you left your wallet outside in the hall. (gives wallet)

Enzan: Oh thanks!

Vikki: alright Netto, let's leave! ^^ (walks out)

Netto: Kay! (leaves)

Enzan: ?

**********************

Vikki: Well, are you ready Netto, for your next mission?

Netto: I'm ready whenever you are!

Vikki: Ok let's do this! (puts on headphones)

Netto: Kay! (leaves for the Square)

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Tape #4: Y-M-C-A!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Netto: (arrives) Ok...

Random Navi: To get in there, you have to pay 1000000345498465132168461321684616156461321684132132164165165161684984651651684816519816515648121323879840000000 Zennies

Netto: Um...
ok (pays) Ok, let's see what the show's about. Oh, the show's starting!

Vik
ki: Should be good.

Navis: (appears and wear tank-tops, and mini skirts while holding pom-poms)

Netto: Hmm... Let's see... Rockman, Roll, Gutsman, Glide, Icem
an, and Blues. (pauses) WTF?!? BLUES TOO?!? (cackles insanely) Wait `til Enzan finds out! (start filming)

[Music goes on and the navis starts dancing and singing]

Navis: It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A!!!!! (waves their pom-poms) Y-M-C- A!!

Netto:
OH… MY… HELL!!!! (falling on the ground in a fit of giggles)

Navis: Oh yeah! Y-M-C-A!!! (rolling their pom-pom
s while crouching)

Netto: (cries
because of laughing too much)

Vik
ki: (mouth drops to the ground) My… Dear… Lord… Help… Me…

Navis: (finish dancing a
nd throws their pom-poms)

Rockm
an: (does a Chinese Spilt)

Vikki: Erm...
Ouch?

Netto: XD (stands up and wav
es to the navis) Hi guys!

Rockm
an: What?!? Netto-kun is here!

Blues: Oh shoot! I'd better scram before he tells Enzan-
sama my hobby!! (runs away)

Vicki: O____O
I never knew Blues loved singing and dancing!

Netto: (still waving)
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Navis: (runs away) AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

Netto: W
ell, there goes the navis. Guess I better leave for Vikki's homepage now.

***********************

Enzan: (comes in looking
pissed) Ok. Where are my zennies?

Vikki: (looks innocent) What zennies?

Enzan: THE ZENNIES
!!!!!!!

Netto: (
returns) I still have lots of zennies with me. Maybe I should keep it or buy rare battlechips before Enzan finds out...

Vik
ki: I think you shouldn't be talking about that right now...

Netto: Why?

Enzan: (appear
s in a screen) Hello Hikari... GIVE MY DAMN ZENNIES BACK!!!!!!!!!!!

Netto:
Uh… No can do!! (runs away)

Enzan: (growls and t
urns to Vikki) I'm gonna hurt you instead!!!!!!!! (picks up a chair and starts chasing Vikki)

Vicki: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!! (runs away)

Netto: ...
(turns to audience) Pwease help teh Vikkeh!!!!! If you don't, you may never read this fic again!!!! (sob) And comment!!!! Ciao!!! (goes back to crying) Vikki!!!!!

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Inolover on September 27, 2006, 3:15:16 AM

Inolover on
Inolover-_____- ook

SoaringKitty on February 3, 2006, 6:02:44 AM

SoaringKitty on
SoaringKittyI'll help you Vikki! *calls Raika*

Hurry Raika! You maust save your true love, Vikki, from the evil Enzan! Hurry!

Raika:.......

Take the damn rifle and start shooting already! Gawd!

Youkai_exe807 on January 17, 2006, 4:27:26 AM

Youkai_exe807 on
Youkai_exe807Y-M-C-A! Theres nothin better then the Y-M-C-A! *Someone throws brick at my head. Smack!* Oh, another thing; *Starts chassing after Chaud* GET BACK HERE!

Keep up the good work!