Chapter 1 - THE LIST!!

you walk around in graveyards
you get engaged at the age of thirteen to a really lazy guy or a very mean girl
you use countless amounts of hairgel to get the "Horo Horo look"
you grow out your hair and travel with a midget with an afro
you get a huge yin yang tattoo on your back
you try to get at least five feet shorter than anyone else in your school
you carry around a huge dictionary that's about your size
you throw midgets at people's heads
your finace makes you do the electric chair for 6 hours a day
you carry around a sketch book
you have a pet fox and a pet raccoon and u swear that they talk to you
you have no freinds because of this
you live in your friends house
they're bound to kick you out any day now
you have serious gass issues if u eat to much
and finally you're bent on destroying the world
have fun being a lunitic
with love
~SalemRat78~

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