Chapter 2 - Beyond Hope
Submitted November 5, 2006 Updated November 29, 2006 Status Incomplete | Romance, Action, comedy, poetry, Diary, where to place it? This story is going to be a published novel, but there is no specific genre to place it. It can be considered any of the ubove.
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Chapter 2 - Beyond Hope
Chapter 2 - Beyond Hope
Alright, so I've been thinking...I know scary, anyway....SCREW THE Sue theory!! I wont' sue the entire male inhabitant! Instead, I'll take over the world.
OK, so here's the plan. Flood New York with Ketchup, then hold New York for a Ransom, of an unrealistically high price...lets say $34,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,003. Yeah, that sounds about right...what is that # called anyway? with 30 digits? that's 28 0's if it didn't have a 3 at the end...oh well.
So beyond this plan, i am going to find out how much my life is worth...money wise, and then, i'm going to sell it, and then STEAL IT BACK!!! AHA!! brilliant! so...
Memories= oh, lets say about $8
Image= Oh, definitely $20
Shoe size= well i wear size 6, you can find the cutest shoes in size 6....$35
Friends=......right...$20
Family= OK, so my family is pretty good...OK really good, $40
Belongings= uhhh, like $30
OK, so that's the price of my life...$154!!!! wow, that's like a fortune!!(sarcasm) then lets sell me...LIFE FOR SALE!!! LIFE FOR SALE!!! ONLY$154!!! COME BY A MONEY HUNGRY LIFE, NICE, RESERVED, KIND, IMMATERIAL...(except for shoes), LIFE FOR SALE!!!!
Oh, alright, so this isn't working, WHERE DO I FIND 5,000,000 Gallons of Ketchup?
If someone asks me if I was the one to flood New York...uhhh lets see, what would I say?
"No way Jose, uh uh, I categorically deny that!"
OK, so here's the plan. Flood New York with Ketchup, then hold New York for a Ransom, of an unrealistically high price...lets say $34,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,003. Yeah, that sounds about right...what is that # called anyway? with 30 digits? that's 28 0's if it didn't have a 3 at the end...oh well.
So beyond this plan, i am going to find out how much my life is worth...money wise, and then, i'm going to sell it, and then STEAL IT BACK!!! AHA!! brilliant! so...
Memories= oh, lets say about $8
Image= Oh, definitely $20
Shoe size= well i wear size 6, you can find the cutest shoes in size 6....$35
Friends=......right...$20
Family= OK, so my family is pretty good...OK really good, $40
Belongings= uhhh, like $30
OK, so that's the price of my life...$154!!!! wow, that's like a fortune!!(sarcasm) then lets sell me...LIFE FOR SALE!!! LIFE FOR SALE!!! ONLY$154!!! COME BY A MONEY HUNGRY LIFE, NICE, RESERVED, KIND, IMMATERIAL...(except for shoes), LIFE FOR SALE!!!!
Oh, alright, so this isn't working, WHERE DO I FIND 5,000,000 Gallons of Ketchup?
If someone asks me if I was the one to flood New York...uhhh lets see, what would I say?
"No way Jose, uh uh, I categorically deny that!"
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Sammiy303 on December 14, 2006, 8:30:16 AM
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