Chapter 1 - Sasuke and the logs.

Sasuke dragged his toes along the forest floor in search of a thorn bush. He was feeling particularly cranky that day, and decided to take it out on his wrists. He was tired and hungry, but he didnt care.
Then he saw it; a big, thorny, well& thorn bush. He ran excitedly to it,
"YAY! Something SPIKY!" he tore of some spiky stems and rubbed them against his now bleeding wrists, "WHOOPPEEEEEEE!" he yelled as a vain burst and purple blood gushed on to the leafy floor of the forest. He was just about to say 'WHOOPEE!' again when something caught his eye. It was a log. Surely this was not there when I looked last, thought Sasuke. The log disappeared. Sasuke gasped. Then it appeared behind him with a ping, and Sasuke heard the ping and whipped round and practically screamed like a little girl. The log disappeared again, and reappeared again!
"Oh what the *censored* you *censored* log of *censored* DOOM, DEATH AND *censored* DESTRUCTION!!!" screamed Sasuke.
Later that day, Sasuke came home (wherever that is) with bleeding wrists and a 'I hope I dont find any more *censored* logs today' sort of look on his face. Suddenly, the log appeared in front of him, and Saske shrieked. Then another, and another, until the whole room was choc-a-bloc with logs. Sasauke lay beneath the pile of logs all battered and bruised. Sundenly a window was made in the wall of logs by some one poking a log out. Two eyes peeped through.
"BOO!" said Itachi.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!"
Cried Sasuke.

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