Chapter 1 - Chocolate!
Submitted September 4, 2004 Updated September 4, 2004 Status Incomplete | Th stupidest, most unlogical, strangest story I've ever made!
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Chapter 1 - Chocolate!
Chapter 1 - Chocolate!
Meena and Luna info: They moved in with the bladebreakers after helping them escape a castle.
Let the stupidness begin!
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Meena: Hey Kai! Look at this clapping game I just learned!
Kai:....
Meena: Bang bang, chu chu train! Wind me up I'll do my thang! Peace, punch, captain crunch- I got something you can't touch! Reeces peices buttercup- you mess with me I'll mess you up! *accidently punches Dunga*
Dunga: Ouchies! I make you go hurt now! *punches at her*
Meena: Eep! *dodges- punch hits Kai*
Dunga: Oh crap!
Kia: *Death glare*
Dunga: GAH! *Jumps off a cliff*
Tyson: Oh my gawd! How did you do that Kai?!
Kai: *Death glare*
Tyson: AAH! *Runs into the street and gets hit by a bus*
Kai: MWUHAHAHA!
Everyone: .....
Kai: What?! I didn't use mind control powers to make them run to their deaths if that's what you're thinking!
Hillary: AAAHHH! LOOK OUT! A GIANT KITTEN!
Kitten: Meow!
Hillary: Aw! How cute- *kitten squishes her*
Everyone: AAHH! *runs*
Dunga: *runs up to them* Look everyone-I still okay!
Kitten: *Squishes Dunga*
Kai: Mwuhahaha- such destruction! *Gets on top of cat* Go forth and destroy!
Max: OH NO! A GIANT TELETUBBY!
Teletuby: Eh oh, Po!
Meena: Now THAT'S just disgusting!
Kenny: *Jumps and bites teletubby's leg*
Meena: WHAT IS GOING ON?! AAHHHH!
Kai: *Tries to squich her with the cat*
Meena: *Jumps out of the way, pushes Kai off of the cat and pinns him against the wall*
Kai: *hisses* *death glare*
Meena: *Kisses him*
Kai: Wow! *Kisses back*
Hillary: AAHH! A GIANT CHOCOLATE BAR IS ATTACKING TOKYO!
Luna: YUMMY! *Eats it*
Dunga: *Beat up giant teletubby* Yes! I are winner!
Kai: *Punches Rei, kisses Meena*
Meena: I like this story!
Tyson: *Cough* I survived!
Max: Look out!
Rabid pink squirell: *Roar!* *Eats Tyson.*
Everyone: o.O
Kai: Oh well. *Kisses Meena*
Meena: *Thinking* Please let there be a sequel!
Santa: Looks like my work here is done. *takes his leave*
THE END.
(No- it WASN'T supposed to make sence.)
Let the stupidness begin!
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Meena: Hey Kai! Look at this clapping game I just learned!
Kai:....
Meena: Bang bang, chu chu train! Wind me up I'll do my thang! Peace, punch, captain crunch- I got something you can't touch! Reeces peices buttercup- you mess with me I'll mess you up! *accidently punches Dunga*
Dunga: Ouchies! I make you go hurt now! *punches at her*
Meena: Eep! *dodges- punch hits Kai*
Dunga: Oh crap!
Kia: *Death glare*
Dunga: GAH! *Jumps off a cliff*
Tyson: Oh my gawd! How did you do that Kai?!
Kai: *Death glare*
Tyson: AAH! *Runs into the street and gets hit by a bus*
Kai: MWUHAHAHA!
Everyone: .....
Kai: What?! I didn't use mind control powers to make them run to their deaths if that's what you're thinking!
Hillary: AAAHHH! LOOK OUT! A GIANT KITTEN!
Kitten: Meow!
Hillary: Aw! How cute- *kitten squishes her*
Everyone: AAHH! *runs*
Dunga: *runs up to them* Look everyone-I still okay!
Kitten: *Squishes Dunga*
Kai: Mwuhahaha- such destruction! *Gets on top of cat* Go forth and destroy!
Max: OH NO! A GIANT TELETUBBY!
Teletuby: Eh oh, Po!
Meena: Now THAT'S just disgusting!
Kenny: *Jumps and bites teletubby's leg*
Meena: WHAT IS GOING ON?! AAHHHH!
Kai: *Tries to squich her with the cat*
Meena: *Jumps out of the way, pushes Kai off of the cat and pinns him against the wall*
Kai: *hisses* *death glare*
Meena: *Kisses him*
Kai: Wow! *Kisses back*
Hillary: AAHH! A GIANT CHOCOLATE BAR IS ATTACKING TOKYO!
Luna: YUMMY! *Eats it*
Dunga: *Beat up giant teletubby* Yes! I are winner!
Kai: *Punches Rei, kisses Meena*
Meena: I like this story!
Tyson: *Cough* I survived!
Max: Look out!
Rabid pink squirell: *Roar!* *Eats Tyson.*
Everyone: o.O
Kai: Oh well. *Kisses Meena*
Meena: *Thinking* Please let there be a sequel!
Santa: Looks like my work here is done. *takes his leave*
THE END.
(No- it WASN'T supposed to make sence.)
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Pocky_PixieSticks_Anime on January 1, 2006, 8:30:45 AM
Pocky_PixieSticks_Anime on January 1, 2006, 8:29:09 AM
XD that was hilarious! Kakashikuns_lover60 on December 22, 2005, 4:17:00 PM
LOL THAT IS THE FUNNYST STORY I HAVE EVER READ *falls out of chair lauthing*raysbabygal on November 20, 2005, 4:50:12 AM
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right...kai is scarying me now....Maruul on June 8, 2005, 2:28:43 PM
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Now I want to see Kai riding a giant cat...KAT_Hiwatari on June 5, 2005, 9:22:25 PM
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ROFLMAOHIhihi this is so funny! But yeah. let there be a sequel and trade me with Meena!! :P I mean, I wouldn't ever actually kiss Kai of course... *looks around* Nah, who am I kidding? KAI!! Come here!!!
kai_chan on March 17, 2005, 2:00:01 PM
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It did not make any sense.when you wrote this were you sugar high? But still I liked it... It reminds me of...ME!!
Ty_miester on September 19, 2004, 3:32:13 AM
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Sorry, I ment Meena. Not Max. I can't read very well, I don't have my glasses cause my little sis threw them against the wall.Ty_miester on September 19, 2004, 3:31:02 AM
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That made no sense what so ever. AND I LIKE IT! ^_^ The little clapping thing Max was saying at the beggining id catchy. I like Tyson, don't kill him. T_T Anyways, I hope there is a second one. Or sequel. Which ever you want to call it. =^__^=Silver_flame on September 6, 2004, 3:39:28 AM
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Cool and wierd! Just the way I like my stories.Sayka on September 4, 2004, 1:50:05 PM
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Let me know if you like it, evryone! ^-^
PSS the randomness is totally hilarious. =^_^=