Chapter 7 - more random questions!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dear Shadow,
Do you take karate?
-karate girl

Dear K. Girl,
no.... I tried but i kept moving too fast for any of the instructors to correct me...
-Shadow

Dear Shadow,
How do you keep away fangirls? Espescailly ones in pink?
-Speed Star

Dear Speed Wannabe,
Gee, faker..... just run!
-Shadow who is much better than that stupid faker

Dear Shadow,
How do you win over Handsome blue devils?
-Pink Hammer

Dear Hammer,
#1 I am much handsomeer than Sonic, #2 just use sum tranquilizer darts on his legs!
-Shadow the genius

Dear Mr.Shadow,
Are you friends with Big?
-Cream

Dear Cream,
HELL NO!
-Shadow

Deeer sHadow,
Whaayt wod yuu SAy if YoU mat me?
-bIg and FrogGy

Dear Big and Froggy
Hmmm What would I say..... GO TO SCHOOL LOSE SOME WIEGHT AND SHUT UP ABOUT YOU DAMN FROG!
-Shadow

Dear Shadow,
Do you like cats?
-Cat Man

Dear Cat dude,
One time I babysat a cat... It was a nightmare......
-Shadow

Dear Mr. Shadow,
It's me again! Like, should I get a new outfit?
-Cream

Dear Cream,
I don't really know much about clothes but I've always really hated that outfit!
-Shadow

Dar SHHHadaw,
Yo dude! I got a new hip style homie! yo yo yo yippie yo yoo yo yo! Should I like, keep it dude?
-Big

Dear New Big,
...Holy shoot... didn't think you could get any worse... OF COURSE LOSE THE NEW STYLE! YOU SOUND LIKE THE BIGGGEST IDIOT IN THE WHOLE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-Shadow

And that's all for now! Shadow is busy hiding in his room from all the psychos.....^-^()

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