Chapter 1 - The Secret Diary of Legolas Greenleaf
Submitted August 7, 2010 Updated August 7, 2010 Status Complete | Well, I figured since I put up the Secret Diary of Frodo Baggins here that I would put up the Secret Diary of Legolas Greenleaf..hehe. This was the first secret diary I did, so it''s not as long and probably not as good..lol.
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Chapter 1 - The Secret Diary of Legolas Greenleaf
Chapter 1 - The Secret Diary of Legolas Greenleaf
The Secret Diary Of Legolas Greenleaf
Day 1: Mood: Pretty happy
Practiced with bow today. Checked hair and was most pleased. Brushed hair 21 times. Was lots of fun til wind blew and messed up hair. Was most displeased. Hope tomorrow wont be so windy.
Day 2: Mood: Suspectful
Brushed hair 30 times today. Broke yesterdays record of 21 and made new record. Go me! Saw Aragorn staring at me while I brushed hair. Think he is jealous. Will kill him if he tries anything.
Day 3: Mood: Mischievous
Brushed hair only 29 times today. Almost had new record, but hand got tired. Am thinking of Universe Domination as I am tired of just shooting bow all the time. Saw Aragorn behind bush with hedge clippers pretending to trim bush. Think he may be after hair. Will still kill him if he tries anything.
Day 4: Mood: Very Angry
Was caught by surprise and had Aragorn pour tree sap all over hair while brushing hair. Was very displeased and am planning revenge. Aragorn got big kick when he saw messed up hair. Revenge will be mine.
Day 5: Mood: Revengeful
Skipped brushing hair today as I plotted revenge on Aragorn for messed up hair. Put cockroaches in his bed. Aragorn screamed like a girl. Got a big kick out of that. Revenge is sweet.
Day: 6 Mood: Peachy
Made new record for brushing hair. 40 times! Go me! Think I am most sexiest man ever. Saw Aragorn staring at me with head shaver. Think hes mad about yesterday and still wants hair. I say bring it.
Day: 7 Mood: Great
Am making plans for Universe Domination still. Am keeping very close watch on Aragorn so as not to have any more surprise attacks. Saw him outside of my room with head shaver and evil smirk. Ready when he is.
Jennifer Marie Schiefelbein May 1, 2004
Day 1: Mood: Pretty happy
Practiced with bow today. Checked hair and was most pleased. Brushed hair 21 times. Was lots of fun til wind blew and messed up hair. Was most displeased. Hope tomorrow wont be so windy.
Day 2: Mood: Suspectful
Brushed hair 30 times today. Broke yesterdays record of 21 and made new record. Go me! Saw Aragorn staring at me while I brushed hair. Think he is jealous. Will kill him if he tries anything.
Day 3: Mood: Mischievous
Brushed hair only 29 times today. Almost had new record, but hand got tired. Am thinking of Universe Domination as I am tired of just shooting bow all the time. Saw Aragorn behind bush with hedge clippers pretending to trim bush. Think he may be after hair. Will still kill him if he tries anything.
Day 4: Mood: Very Angry
Was caught by surprise and had Aragorn pour tree sap all over hair while brushing hair. Was very displeased and am planning revenge. Aragorn got big kick when he saw messed up hair. Revenge will be mine.
Day 5: Mood: Revengeful
Skipped brushing hair today as I plotted revenge on Aragorn for messed up hair. Put cockroaches in his bed. Aragorn screamed like a girl. Got a big kick out of that. Revenge is sweet.
Day: 6 Mood: Peachy
Made new record for brushing hair. 40 times! Go me! Think I am most sexiest man ever. Saw Aragorn staring at me with head shaver. Think hes mad about yesterday and still wants hair. I say bring it.
Day: 7 Mood: Great
Am making plans for Universe Domination still. Am keeping very close watch on Aragorn so as not to have any more surprise attacks. Saw him outside of my room with head shaver and evil smirk. Ready when he is.
Jennifer Marie Schiefelbein May 1, 2004
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