Chapter 1 - Untitled

You know you watch to much Sonic when:





1.
You dress up eggs like eggman,then squash them.
2.
You read this list.
3.
You end up getting hacked because all of your passwords are sonic related.
4.
They throw you in the looney bin because you run around telling people your a hedgehog that can run as fast as the speed of light,and your looking for your arch-nemisis,eggman.
5.
You come up to the school bully and say,DIE EGGMAN!and end up getting yourself a wedgie.
6.
Every time your home-ec teacher says egg,you attack her.
7.
You spike up your hair and die it blue.
8.
Whenever someone disses sonic,you threaten to beat them up.
9.
Whenever someone disses sonic,you DO beat them up.
10.
(this ones for girls) You call your boyfriend sonic,and you call your bestfriend cream.
11.
(this ones for guys)You call your girlfriend amy,your best friend tails,your rival shadow,and your worst enemy eggman.

12.(this ones for girls) You see a boy who looks alot like sonic,and say,SONIC CAN I PLEASE HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH?And chase him everywhere and when he goes into the boys locker room you go in there anyway and then the principal comes and pulls you out and takes you to his office and you explain to him that you were only trying to meet your idol,sonic,thus convincing the principal your nuts.
13.
You vow never to date anyone unless they look like your crush from sonic.




That's all,everyone.More to come.Please tell me what you think!

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