Chapter 1 - Joker & Ace chapter 1-6

In team cards home base Joker the armadillo has some serious thoughts about the night team cards found him[br]
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CHAPTER 1: The loss of a Teammate[br]
In Jack and Jokers room "hey jack you still awake." Joker whispered ............"ya but just barely what do you need it better not be another board upgrade cuz I’m not buying it this time.” Jack whispered with a stern voice "its not... I need you to talk to ace for me... I want ......" "To kill him." jack interrupted "NO..... I need....to talk to him..."joker said very quietly "ooooohhh so you don’t want to talk to him yourself because you hate him." "Exactly, think you can help..." "Sure" jack replied “little did they know Ace was listening on the other side of the door... [br]
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The next morning... "JOKER WAKE UP!" Ace yelled "YEAH WAKE UP YOU LAZY BUM" Jack screamed at the top of his lungs... "Alright... alright stop yelling I’m up I’m... "WAKE UP" "I SAID IM UP STOP YELLING... JEEZEZ! "Well Jack told me you wanted to talk, about what...?" Ace questioned "umm yeah I know this isn’t really my thing you know asking your opinion and stuff but this time it’s serious ... I’m Leaving team cards for a while...” Joker said quietly “say what now I couldn’t hear you.” Ace asked “I’m LEAVING TEAM CARDS!”[br]
Joker yelled “WHAT??!" Ace couldn’t believe what he was hearing coming out of Jokers mouth “You... You’re Joking like you always do right” Jack asked he sounded very worried “Fraid not bud, this time I have to go somewhere to take someone down... It's Hell the hedgehog” joker explained, Ace had a blank stare on his face [br]
“I know hell has killed everyone who has come to challenge him ARE YOU CRAZY!?” Ace Yelled “I heard a rumor of a young hedgehog named angel. It’s rumored that she can stop his power” Joker said “Why would she help you?” Jack asked “Which brings me to my next point; I know this seems very unlike me but... Wait a minute; show me your hands...”[br]
Ace dropped a tape recorder “now continue" Ace said Disappointed a little "ok YOU ARE A GOOD LEADER and I was hoping that we could meet this person and you could convince her to help us...."Joker finished. [br]
“ I CAN’T BELIVE AFTER ALL THIS YOU WANT ME TO NOT ONLY LEAVE MY TEAM BUT YOU WANT ME TO GO UP AGAINST THE MOBIAN 2 EMPIRE!” Ace yelled in anger “JUST GO BUT KNOW THIS YOUR NOT WELCOME BACK AND I WON’T GO WITH YOU!” [br]
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Joker was stunned he knew Ace might not go with him but to not be welcomed back... it was almost too much for him to handle... “FINE IM GONE AND I WON’T BE BACK AND I WAS WRONG ABOUT YOU YOUR NOT A GOOD LEADER AT ALL!” Joker jumped on his board stormed out of the building... “Don’t you think that was a little harsh?” Jack asked ace quietly “How so?” Ace responded[br]
“ He probably feels alone now completely shut out from the world and this isn’t the first time, you knew that but you still decided to put him in that position, that’s what I think by harsh” “yeah but there is no way we could stand up against the M2E...” “Yeah but he stands less of a chance ALONE!” Jack yelled “I’m Going after him” jack told ace with a very stubborn look “WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT!” Jack grabbed his hover board and road off “JACK, COME BACK!” Ace yelled but he was gone. He had lost two teammates both of which were like family to him... Now all he had was Queen and King...[br]




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A couple nights later[br]





Chapter 1.5 [br]

“What’s the matter Ace, you haven’t eaten in a while?” Queen asked bringing ace some dinner “I keep thinking about what jack said about joker, remember the night we found him?” Ace replied “Yes that horrible night with the attack by the M2E on The Raceway village...” Queen said trying to remember “We found him trying to escape from an M2E Lieutenant, the look in his eyes I hoped I would never have to see that look again, all there was, was fear and hate. He hated the M2E and was afraid for his life. His family was brutally murdered that night and, they made him watch. I just saw that look in his eye but this time it was different it was just hate, hate for... Me.” Ace told his story to queen “Listen up Ace if you really don’t want him to die then you’ll find this angel person and help him succeed in his goal. The only reason your not is because you don’t want to die and that’s being selfish so, don’t worry about the base and King I can keep things under control.” Queen said with a grin on her face “I was afraid you’d say that, well I’m going out to find him” Ace Grabbed his hover-board Jumped off the balcony with amazing speed and skill “GOOD LUCK!” queen yelled waving to him as he rode off into the distance. When he was out of site “Man all that guy does is… dog, moan, dog moan… GOD![br]


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Meanwhile Joker and jack were getting them selves lost[br]



Chapter 2: Meet CF The hedgehog[br]

“Joker, do you even have any idea on where we’re going?” Jack questioned “umm I think I recognize this place.” Joker said clueless as to where he was. “We’re lost aren’t we?” “Maybe, hey look there’s some people lets go ask if they’ve seen that angel girl around.” “I highly doubt it, but maybe we can get some directions...” [br]
They headed towards the group of people there was a blue hedgehog in a cop suit and as they got closer they a group of Mobian 2 soldiers “shoot it’s the m2e, that guy is screwed!” The blue hedgehog looked at the M2E with a very evil grin “You caught me on a bad day guys...” He reached to his holster to grab 2 golden colt 45’s out and started a huge fire fight! [br]
“Heh only one left... HEY don’t worry I’m not ganna kill you just do me this, Tell Rob the next ambush needs to be bigger it’s easier to take a crap load of you guys out at one time.” He spit in the soldiers face “better start running cuz if that spit is off your body by the time you get there your dead, GO NOW!” The mysterious blue hedgehog was getting short tempered. “Ye... Ye... Yes SIR!” The soldier Started running for his life.[br]
Joker courageously approached him “pretty impressive.” Joker was trying to get on this guys good side since he already has seen what can happen on the bad one. “Yeah and who are you?” “I’m Joker the Armadillo.” The hedgehog put a smirk on his face “What’s so funny?” “You’re that looser racer who can’t win a single race from team cards; HA you’re not even worth talking to.”[br]
He started to walk away “WHAD YOU SAY, HEY COME BACK HERE?” Joker was mad he couldn’t just stand by and let people insult his racing. [br]
“Joker don’t do anything that will piss him off” Jack warned joker but Joker isn’t the type just to stand idly by and let people insult him, he grabbed his hover board and started doing circles around the hedgehog “Still think I’m a bad racer?” Joker questioned “Listen kid the fact your on that board makes you a bad racer, I bet I could out run you even if you were to use that thing.” “WHAT!?” Joker screamed and started going faster and faster! The hedgehog was getting mad so he reached out and grabbed the board although it was nothing “you seem much attached to this board” Joker was getting up off the ground “huh? HEY GIVE THAT BACK!” Joker went to reach for it and, *SNAP* “woops, I guess I broke it.” The hedgehog went on his way like nothing had happened. [br]
“Why that little... UHG what am I ganna do now.” Joker was lost and had no board to go anywhere on, would this be it for him. “I told you not to piss him off, it will take me at least a week to fix this and that’s IF I had my tools” Jack pointed out “Crap” Joker was disappointed “listen maybe I should call Ace he can lend you a board to ride?” “STOP RIGHT THERE. I WON’T ASK FOR HIS HELP ANYMORE I’D RATHER SIT OUT HERE LOST HUNGRY AND WITHOUT A BOARD, besides I have no home anymore remember...?”[br]
Joker sat down in the middle of nowhere trying to figure out what to do next. “Need a hand?” A familiar voice called out “That voice it couldn’t be!?” Joker couldn’t believe what he was seeing he looked and saw Ace Riding after him. “How’s it hanging?” Ace sat down next to joker with a 12 pack of beer, Joker reached for one, “Nope none for underage people.” Ace started laughing and grabbed one “is this why you came after me to make fun of my age?” [br]
“Course not I came to ask you to come back.” “Why, why would you want me back that hedgehog was right, I’m a lousy racer and he probably could beet me just by running!” Joker said disappointed in himself “Who told you that load?” “Some blue hedgehog in a cop suit that made easy work of breaking my board, and killing about 20 M2E soldiers.” [br]
Joker was really getting more and more upset “Whoa, Whoa calm down ok we’re goanna find this guy and get him to repair your board!” Ace explained “Well does that mean you’ll help me find hell and take him down?” “Lets not jump to conclusions, but I’m not goanna just stand by and watch one of my teammates get thrown around like he’s a football.” [br]

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"Where are we going Ace????" Joker Asked "Hell's if I know you’re the one who saw where he went... So where is he...?” Ace snapped “I think he's supposed to be on..... Devil’s island" Said Joker “I’m ganna need a drink" Ace said grinning "AGAIN" Joker yelled "yes again..."ace grin got bigger "we just stopped for your damn beer 5 minutes ago." Joker explained “your just jealous Cuz your underage” Ace pointed out “SO THAT DOSNT CHANGE THE FACT THATYOU JUST HAD A 12 PACK 5MINUTES ago….. GOD” joker yelled but ace had already run into the bar [br]
“…shoot…” “HEY KEEP IT DOWN OVER THERE...” Joker walks over to the midnight black Lamborghini from the voice emerged “whose ganna make me tough guy…!” the guy rolled down the window and flipped him the bird “Oh you think that’s funny do you!” joker took his broken hover-board and smashed the cars lights and spinners [br]
“WHAT THE HELL” An intoxicated voice yells “Aw shoot, we’re screwed. Thanks a lot, C.F is very sensitive about his Lamborghini.” The fox explained “So, what’s he goanna do?” joker asked might “Your Goanna wish you was dead you moron!!!!” The blue hedgehog that broke Joker’s hover-board emerged from the bar “shoot!” CF pulls out two gold Colt forty-five’s. “I’m goanna bash you up damnit!!!” “Wait a second.” Ace yelled from across the parking lot “ACE!!!” Joker yelled with excitement “you know this kid” CF asked impatiently “Yeah he’s part of my team” Said Ace [br]
“Well then you both owe me about 2000 mobiums to pay for the damage to my god damn car!!” “I got it covered” Ace said while grabbing Joker’s hover board “HEY THAT’S MINE!!!” yelled joker “Yeah but who’s the one who damaged his car…”Ace asked “ but he broke my hover-board!” Joker tried to defend himself “ that wasn’t the question!” Ace yelled “I am…..”Joker said disappointed “so your goanna be the one to pay for it” Ace said calmly “I understand... But you must be to drunk to drive a hover board so I’ll just take yours” Joker Grinned and grabbed the board from Ace “whatever the important thing is that we met CF...” Ace explained “because of your drinking habits” Joker yelled as he rode off “YOU’RE GANNA REGRET THAT” Ace yelled and grabbed one of the colt 45’s and fired “OH CRAP, THAT HURT ACE!!” “WHAT THE HELL DON’T TOUCH MY COLT 45’S NEVER I DON’T EVEN LET THE FOX KID TOUCH UM LET ALONE SHOOT UM!” C.F was pissed![br]












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Last time we met CF and Shawn, Ace lost his hover board to Joker lets continue the story. [br]
Chapter 2.1/2: Drunken idiots[br]
“I can’t believe you friken shot me!” Joker was still pissed about getting shot “Yeah well, you deserved it” Jack explained “The hell I did!” “Shut up you two” Ace was getting annoyed; Joker had been going on about how he got shot ever since it happened [br]
A couple minuets later “hey wait a minuet since I got shot does that make me a rapper?” Joker asked, Jack, Ace, Shawn, and C.F yelled “GOD NO!” “Oh my god I really think that was the single most prejudice thing joker has ever said.” Jack pointed out “you’re just jealous because I got mad rapping skills now.” Joker really thought he could rap and he tried,[br]
“Wigga, Wigga, WHAT!” Joker thought he herd someone laughs from the bushes “did you?” “I stand corrected, THAT WAS THE MOST PREJUDICE THING YOU HAS EVER SAID!” jack interrupted “I think I need a beer.” Ace reached for his bag “huh” Ace looked at C.F “YOU DRANK ALL THE BEER!” Ace was pissed “well no crap how else would I stay sane with those two being idiots.” C.F was surprisingly staying very calm “WAIT, there’s one left!” Ace was getting his hopes up[br]
“I wouldn’t, the only alcohol C.F won’t drink are tampered with beer and wine.” Shawn tried to warn them both “WINE BAD FOR C.F, BUT BEER IS GOOD” C.F grabbed the last beer despite Shawn’s warning “shoot...” C.F said as he fell over. “Yup that was tampered with...” “Damn she’s goanna be pissed!”[br]
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Warning read the previous chapters or you might not get what’s going on in this chapter![br]
CHAPTER 3: Kings betrayal [br]
“Great were back at square one!" joker sad sadly “Shawn are you sure you don’t know anything about hell.” asked ace “there really is only one thing I know he is afraid of anything that had to do with god.” [br]
“I already told you I know nothing of hell.”[br]
"Well then I guess were heading back to base...” said joker "why do you say that!?" Ace questioned "oh I have a couple of things I want to ask King!" joker inquired [br]
"LIKE WHAT!!???" ace yelled "Like why was there poisoned beer right where you would find it!" joke explained [br]
"Don't you find it the least bit strange that I heard King’s laugh the night CF died from poison beer?" joker asked "oh and I got news for you I don’t think that poison was ment for CF either!" "I think he was trying to get you so that he would be the leader of team cards!!! “Crap Joker could actually have a point there Ace.” [br]
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“Ok Shawn you ride with me” Ace offered out his hand “the hell I do.” He pulled out Lamborghini keys *click* the car was coming in from the distance. “Alright let’s race there!” Joker wanted to show he wasn’t a lousy racer. “Sure thing.” “ON YOUR MARK GET SET GO!!!” jack tried to get a head start “Oh no you don’t!” [br]
Joker and ace were very quickly catching up “I’m gaining on him!” joker thought to himself “Don’t forget about me!” Ace quickly swerved in front of him “WHOA!” Joker almost crashed into Ace instead he stepped on a button and went right over him. After a long and intense series of moves by Joker, Ace got tired of loosing [br]
“The hell with you two!” He stepped on a green button on his board, and he was back at the base. “WHAT THE HELL!” Jack yelled and stupidly stopped joker passed him and came in second.[br]
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King: FINALLY IM GANNA BE LEADER OF TEAM CARDS[br]
Ace: you just wait and see[br]

Chapter 4 King's almost take over[br]
Back at team cards HQ..... [br]
"Ok Queen I know your still upset about the loss of ace and joker's & jack’s mysterious disappearance but I think we can still be a team without them!" King said eagerly "how we don’t have a leader?" queen asked " you know very well I’m second in command so you have to listen to me." king said strictly "YOUR SO INSENSITIVE WHAAAAA" Queen yelled and started to run off but then "where yeah going queen?" As queen had started to run she ran into ace's arms "ACE!!!" queen yelled happily "AND US" Joker & Jack popped out from behind the door "oh hi Joker... hi Jack... " *sigh* "ace gets all the attention...." king was sneaking towards the door "ohhh no you don’t" joker yelled as he struggled with King in front of the door " GUYS CUT THE CRAP THIS ISNT HOW TEAM CARDS SETTLES ARGURMENTS!!!" "Then how do we ace?" jack inquired "a race duh!" queen interrupted "correct"[br]
“So we’re ganna have a race first to get the team cards emerald deck wins” ace explained “So…. What are the stakes?” king asked “ah yes the stakes… if me or joker wins you tell us everything you know about hell the hedgehog!” “And if I win?” King asked “that doesn’t really matter because you’re not going to win…” “Fine then you wont care if I win I get to control team cards!” “Yeah what ever newbie…Jack your going to be judge of this race!” ace commanded “Got it.” “On the count of three you all chase after the emerald deck winner is the one first to grab it!” “ONE….TWO…THREE!” Jack took the emerald deck and threw it into the air all three racers flew past him after the deck first joker second king and in last ace “hold on ace I’m ganna help you out!” joker pulled out hit right into king almost destroying his own board “Thanks Joker!” ace went upside down as he passed Joker and king grabbing Joker and throwing him towards the emerald deck “I GOT IT!” as he flew down to the ground crashing into earth causing a huge crater to appear “OW THAT HURTS ACE” ace slid down into the crater “what hurts joker, hmmm does this hurt?” he poked joker in the ribs “YES DAMNIT!!!” “Alright that was a big fall I’m calling the ambulance oh and Joker wins!” [br]
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King: you’re kidding yourself if you think I’m telling you anything[br]
Ace: I don’t kid that’s Joker’s job[br]
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Chapter 5 Angel the hedgehog[br]
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Joker and Ace were questioning King to see what he knew about a certain hedgehog “Ok King you lost so tell us everything you know about Angel the hedgehog” Joker Demanded “I already told you I don’t know anything”! “Wait I thought you guys were going to find hell?” Shawn inquired “we are but first we want to get C.F back so he can help us defeat hell.” Ace explained “if you wanted to know about angel I can tell you.” “WHAT WHY DIDN’T YOU TELL US BEFORE?” “You didn’t ask.” “Ok Shawn what do you know about angel?” “Well why don’t we go ask her ourselves?” Shawn asked “What do you mean?” “I mean what I said let’s go ask her what you want to know.” So Shawn threw down a glass ball and a portal appeared. “Jump in” said Shawn “ok common joker” ace said as he jumped through the portal “here I go” joker said nervously “what want me to hold your hand?” Jack asked laughing jumping into the portal “I’m goanna get you for that Jack!” Joker grabbed king by the arm and dragged him into the portal [br]
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King: Yummy chao…[br]
Joker: KING! PUT THE CHAO DOWN AND STEP AWAY FROM THE WINDOW!![br]
King: I DON’T WANNA! *CHOMP*[br]
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Chapter 6 the Return of C.F[br]
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“Jack I’m ganna kill you!” Joker yelled “Yeah right you haven’t won a fight in years.”[br]
Jack explained “Would you two idiots knock it off we’re not here to fight we’re here to see angel!” ace yelled “Hi angel.” “Hi Shawn…” “So I know you don’t like it when I ask you this but can you bring C.F back?” Shawn asked “WHAT… AGAIN!?” “How did it happen this time?” angel asked “poison beer.” Shawn replied “you mean he finally died of alcohol poisoning?” angel asked again “NO it was really poisoned beer.” “You know he’s lucky that he’s the only one fighting against the M2E and actually affecting them!” angel inquired “So will you do it?” “Of course I will... BUT THIS IS THE LAST TIME!” angel started to chant a few ancient Mobian words… A flash of light appears and… “Where’s the beer?”… “Dude there is no beer…” Joker said “LIFE ISNT WORTH LIVING ANYMORE!” C.F took out his colt 45 held it to the top of his mouth and shot. “oh my friking god!” angel was so pissed “uh does that time count as the one more time?” Shawn asked “I guess not… get some beer and I’ll get him going again.” Meanwhile Shawn was working on some sort of a device “So Shawn what are you doing?” Joker asked “Something to complicated for you to understand…” “Try me” “Ok…” a long sequence of math equations later… “Ok!!! That’s enough I get where your going with this.” “Joker do you really get it or are you just saying that to try to look smart…?” “um, Maybe.” “In lame-mans terms it’s a portal directly to hell.” [br]
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