Chapter 1 - Shayde

Shayde: * runs into a room* HEY EVERYBO- * realizes that there's no one there* ...crap...
Shayde: * chops a hole in a door with an axe* Heeeeeeere's SHAYDIE!!!
Everyone: Oh, Hi Shayde.
Sonic: I'm bored...
Shayde: Here...
Sonic: * magically flies out of his chair like a rocket and runs into the moon then explodes into a buncha fruitloops*
Shayde: Problem solved.
Amy: NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! SONNIKUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!
Shayde: Shut up, Amy! * snaps her fingers*
Amy: * Her dress disappears and she runs around the room ,shreiking like a monkey*
Knuckles: * ROFL!*
Shayde: * points at Knux*
Knux: Is now wearing a fluffy tutu with a rose on his head, and grabs Amy and ballet dances with her*
Shadow: * Laughing his face off*
Shayde: Enjoying the show?
Shadow: Yes!
Shayde: Good! * makes a soda magically appear in his hand*
Big: duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh................* drools*
Shayde: THAT'S A NEW CARPET!!! * kicks Big in the shin*
Big: Hehehe...that tickles...
Shayde: WTFH?!?!
* fruitloops/Sonic land on Big's foot*
Big: Yummy!
Sonic: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! * hops away*
Big : Come back, pretty, colorful, hoopy loops!!!!
Shayde: -_-; Big, you're retarded.
Big: Do retardeds taste good?
Shayde: O-O ...No...
Big: * runs around in circles* The wheels on the bus go round and round!!!
Shayde: AUGH!!! SHUT UP!!! * gets out her twin machene guns and blasts Big*
Big: WHEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! AGAIN!!! AGAIN!!!
Mia: HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Shayde: * turns to Mia*
Mia: ...Don't do anything evil to me...
Shayde: OKAY!!! * turns to Tails*
Tails: O_O
Shayde: * smiles evilly and snaps her fingers*
Tails: DUUUHR!!! AH'M UH COUNTREE HICK!!!
Shadow&Shayde: ...What?
Tails: Knowk knowk!
Shayde: ...Who's there?
Tails: MEH!!!!!!! HUR HUR HUR HUR HUR!!!!
Shayde: Okay, Tails is scaring me...* snaps fingers*
Tails: * becomes normal self* GAH!!! Don't ever do that again!!! You could've hurt me, or made me hurt one of you!!! You should be ashamed of yourself!!!
* 3 hours later...*
Shayde: *sleeping on top of Shadow*
Mia: * sleeping upside-down on the couch*
Tails: ...And that's THAT!!! DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?!?! Wha...? * notices that everyone's asleep* GrrrrrrRRRRRRR!!!!! GET UP!!!
Eveyone: * wakes up instantly*
Tails: Why didn't you listen to me?! That was very rude!!! How would YOU like it if I fell asleep while YOU were talking?!( Ect. ect. ect...)
Shayde: * growls and picks Tails up by his neck*
Tails: * explodes* EEP!!!
Shadow: * drowzy* Hey look...It's raining Tails...
Shayde: * sweetly* Go back to sleep, my love...* puts a blanket over him*
Shadow: *Falls asleep*
Shayde: I think I'll go to the mall...


TO BE CONYINUED...

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