Chapter 2 - How To Tell if You’ve been addicted to Naruto

How to tell if you've been addicted to Naruto



You find it rather hard to do any type of jutsu.

Your plans of walking up a tree end in the hospital.

Your plans of walking on water (2 hours, one really deep swimming pool, and two really panicked life guards later)end in the hospital.

Every time you see a fox, you shout “KYUUBIIIIIIII!”

Every time you see a fox, you think of Naruto.

Anytime you here ANYTHING about ninjas, you think about Naruto.

Every time you hear “Sakura…” you think of a certain pink-haired ditz who hangs around Sasuke.

You have every cosplay outfit.

You act EXACTLY like Naruto or Sasuke in school.

You love rammen and eat every day.

You can't run through the trees at amazing speeds.

Your parents won't give you a Kunai or a Shuriken.

You find it hard to believe that you can't become the hokage.

Orichimaru isn't trying to steal your body.

You named your stuffed fox “Naruto”, your stuffed snake “Sasuke” and your stuffed slug/bird “Sakura”.

No demon is gonna posses you just because you asked him nicely.

No, those aren't Orichimaru's evil goons chasing you. While you're finally waking up from your daze on Halloween, those kids in ninja costumes are hauling your candy off.
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