Chapter 2 - ROUND 2
Submitted January 1, 2007 Updated January 1, 2007 Status Complete | The Sanzo-ikkou are dared into a game of "I DARE YOU!" by the girs who call themselves the Saiyuki Girls! Who will come out the victor? Read on... *btw I have posted this on before but this is the newer one cuz I've finished it!!! ^.^*
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Chapter 2 - ROUND 2
Chapter 2 - ROUND 2
I DARE YOU! Part 2
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters in this show, except maybe the Random Narrator and Nuriko, as it's me (Reminder: it's a GIRL!). The other girls have their own owners and it's not me...
R.N: Welcome back to I Dare You! Today is Round 2!
GOKU: The square root of 9 is 1,934,627!
R.N: Oooook... Anyway... Shyazo, it's your turn to pick. Heads or Tails?
SHYAZO: Uh... Tails...
R.N: flips coin Too bad it landed on Heads so the Sanzo-ikkou get to dare you first again!
SANZO-IKKOU: Shame...
R.N: Who wants to go up first?
NURIKO: You suck Shyazo...
SHYAZO: What? It's just my damn luck... Stupid coin... I bet you they jinxed it to make them win...
R.N: Actually no... But anyway... Who wants to go first? Oh yes, before I forget. The time limit has been extended to make it more torturing...
SANZO: So? How long is it now?
R.N: I was just coming to that you know. Mr Pink Underpants Wearer...
SANZO: Tch.
R.N: The time limit will be an hour now.
GOJYO: What? Now it's an hour? You should've given me the super-model one now, Aya! I'm sure I can get there in an hour!
AYA: Whatever... You lost anyway...
GOKU: Lemme go first! Lemme go first!
R.N: You're not gonna wet your pants literally again?
GOKU: blushes Uh no... That... That was just uh...
R.N: Never mind about the explanation...
GOKU: So can I go first?
GOJYO: I'll go first.
GOKU: What? No fair! I wanna go first! I asked first!
GOJYO: Well I got there first.
HAKKAI: Actually, I did.
GOJYO, GOKU, GAKKAI: Not again!
NURIKO: Come on! Nothing can get past Gakkai!
HAKKAI: Actually, this is not for Gakkai.
EVERYONE: It ain't?
GAKKAI: It ain't?
HAKKAI: Must I repeat myself?
GAKKAI: Well...
HAKKAI: It is not for Gakkai. This dare is for... Nuriko.
GOKU, NURIKO: WHAT!
GOKU: I wanted to dare her! Hakkai!
NURIKO: I did not expect that...
R.N: Neither did I... Well Hakkai?
HAKKAI: I want Nuriko to... The time limit is an hour now right Mr Random Narrator?
R.N: humming Row Row Row Your Boat theme
HAKKAI: Uh... Heeeellllooooo...
R.N: Oh what sorry! Yes I'm still single...
HAKKAI: I... I didn't ask that...
R.N: Oh, uh... I knew that! Ahahaha... So uh what was your question again?
HAKKAI: This round is an hour's worth of time limit right?
R.N: Why, yes. Yes it is.
HAKKAI: Well then. Nuriko I want you to... hold this... produces a jar which wasn't see-through for a whole hour.
NURIKO: W-What is it?
HAKKAI: smiling his usual freaky smile You'll see... Now close your eyes and hold out your hands. Once it is in your hand, you must cover it quickly.
NURIKO: closes eyes and holds out hand
HAKKAI: tips jar slightly and a large green frog lands on her hand. He hits it harder and a slug falls on her hand as well
R.N: And your time starts... NOW!
NURIKO: opens eyes and screams, throwing frog and snail in the air AHHHHH! EWW EWW EWW EWW! NO! NO! NO! NO! I HATE FROGS! OR SNAILS!
R.N: So does that mean...
NURIKO: Yes! I forfeit! I forfeit!
R.N: What a pity.
NURIKO: death glares Hakkai I hate you...
HAKKAI: Oh don't say that, Nuriko. I only took your fear to my advantage...
NURIKO: Why you son-of-a... tries to attack Hakkai but is held back by Aya and Shyazo
GOJYO: Is it just me or is Hakkai turning into Xelloss?
SANZO: Wtf. You're delusional.
GOKU: But he's right. He's even dyed his hair purple for goodness sake!
HAKKAI: Hey, I can't help it. I like this colour...
R.N: Anyway, on with the show!
GOKU: Ooh! Pick me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
R.N: Okay! Okay! Geez!
GOKU: Since I can't dare Nuriko anymore, I'll dare... Aya!
AYA: What?
R.N: That was unexpected as well...
GOJYO: Damn you, you dumbass ape...
GOKU: I dare you to... uh... stay in a room full of hot guys!
EVERYONE: What?
AYA: You serious?
GOKU: Yes I am.
R.N: If you're sure... No take backs...
GOKU: No take backs. Aya would never...
AYA: runs into the room
GOKU: o.O;
GOJYO: You shoothead! You wasted a good one! You stupid monkey!
GOKU: Shut up! I didn't know she'd do that! I thought that since she's so loyal to you, she wouldn't do that!
GOJYO: Well take a good look Saru! Shows him Aya, who is chatting with the hot guys
GOKU: Oh... ahahahaha... My bad.
R.N: Another pity! Well, it looks like that point will go to the Saiyuki Girls, thanks to Goku!
SANZO, GOJYO, HAKKAI: glares at Goku
R.N: Well, while we wait... Who would like to go next?
GOJYO: I'll go then. Since Goku stole Aya... I'll go for Shyazo.
SHYAZO: Aye?
SANZO: What? This is really messed up...
R.N: I'll say...
GOJYO: Blame Hakkai! He's... huh? Where's Hakkai?
HAKKAI: I am invisible! You cannot see me!
NURIKO: Uh... ok... XELLOSS WANNABEE!
HAKKAI: Oh but I am not Xellos. I am Hakkai. dressed in a clown suit. SHINKOUYOU'S clown suit.
GOKU: And now he's Shinkouyou? What's up with you Hakkai?
HAKKAI: You can believe what I say or not, it is up to you for I only speak the truth and nothing but the truth.
R.N: ANYWAY... What's your dare, Gojyo?
GOJYO: I want Shyazo to shut up for the whole hour.
SHYAZO: WHAT? Fine... shuts up
R.N: Will Shyazo do it?
SANZO: I doubt it. Since she's such a blabbermouth all the time...
SHYAZO: scribbles on a piece of paper PAPER: frack you Sanzo! You shut up! I can do it! So you shut up!
SANZO: Tch.
NURIKO: Come on Shyazo! You can do it! Just shut up for a whole hour!
GOKU: She's not gonna make it...
HAKKAI: As I will be telling the truth, Goku is correct. Shyazo will never make it. Since she is a chatterbox...
AYA: (from room) Shyazo! Go for it!
GAKKAI: Come on Shyazo, just shut up and we'll win!
SHYAZO: (on paper) WOULD YOU ALL JUST SHUT UP AND NOT DISTRACT ME!
(And hour later...)
R.N: Aya's finally out of the room...
AYA: Such a pity. I was just getting to know the guys in there too.
R.N: So that means one point to the Saiyuki Girls! Shyazo is still at it...
SHYAZO: (on Paper) You see Sanzo! SHAME! I can do it! HAH!
R.N: So let's hear the last dare for the Saiyuki Girls from Sanzo...
SANZO: Tch. I dare you, Gakkai to... hold this... gives Gakkai a sledgehammer
GAKKAI: Uh... Riiiiight... Ooook... Do I get to hit you over the head with it!
SANZO: No! I want you to smash this... and this... brings out an X-Box and a Playstation 2, both belonging to Gakkai. (Yes I know it is kinda modern for the Sanzo-ikkou...)
GAKKAI: Wh...What?
SANZO: Are you deaf of something! I said I want you to smash your Box of X and the 2nd Playstation into smitherins...
GAKKAI: What... You know I love my X-Box and Playstation 2!
SANZO: And your point?
GAKKAI: My point is that I can't do it! Take it back!
R.N: Unfortunately, you can't take back your dares!
GAKKAI: Huh? No fair... I-I...
SANZO: You- You what?
GAKKAI: I-I can't do it...
AYA: Come on Gakkai! You can do it!
NURIKO: Yeah! If you do that, Hakkai'll go out with you!
HAKKAI: Huh?
NURIKO: Imagine the X-Box to be Sanzo's head! And the Playstation to be Gojyo's!
GOJYO, SANZO: Hey!
GAKKAI: I-I can't! I CAN'T DO IT! throws sledgehammer away, picks up X-Box and PS2 and runs off It's mine you hear! MINE!
R.N: Ooh, what passion for the two game consoles! Well, looks like it's down to Shyazo to win a point!
SHYAZO: (before anyone could start speaking) (on paper) You shut your traps! I'm gonna win this but I need concentration!
GOKU: Like hell we'd let you win! starts distracting Shyazo Nya! Shyazo can't do this! She talks too much to be quiet! Aha! Shame!
SHYAZO: (on paper) Oooh... just you wait till I can speak... I'm gonna kill you!
GOKU: gulps Ahahahaha...
R.N: Well let's just take a break. When we get back, it is time for the men to be dared to tune in!
(Dum Dum DUM!)
R.N: Welcome back ladies and gents!
GOKU: Hey! I just realized something!
R.N: What?
GOKU: The square root of 9's not 1,934,627. It's 3!
EVERYONE EXCEPT GOKU: ...
GOKU: What? At least I figured it out...
R.N: Anyway... Shyazo's time's up...
SHYAZO: YES! Oh Gokuuuuuu...
GOKU: Ahahaha... RUN AWAY!
SHYAZO: GET BACK HERE YOU STUPID MONKEY! chases Goku around studio
R.N: sigh Well, who would like to go first then?
GAKKAI: ME!
R.N: Unfortunately, you have to dare the same person who dared you before...
GOJYO: What? Who made up that stupid rule?
R.N: The people above...
EVERYONE: looks up
RANDOM LIGHTING GUY: Uh... hi...
R.N: Well, unfortunately, the rules are the rules...
GAKKAI: Dammit! In that case, I'll just sit back and watch... Aya do it!
AYA: Huh? What? Me? No, I can't because Shyazo's busy chasing Goku. So Nuriko...
NURIKO: What? Must I do it? First at that?
GAKKAI, AYA: Nods head
NURIKO: Dammit! Fine, I dare Hakkai to uh...
HAKKAI: (Now dressed as himself) Please don't make it difficult for me...
NURIKO: ... I know! Everyone's gotta make this place dirty as and Hakkai has to clean up ALL the mess in an hour, AND make tea for EVERYONE in the studio!
HAKKAI: That is not too difficult...
NURIKO: Wait! I'm not finished! You have to do it while wearing the...
EVERYONE EXCEPT NURIKO: The...?
NURIKO: The dress that you made Gakkai wear!
HAKKAI: ...
GOJYO, GOKU: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! And Goku smacks into one of the cameras
SANZO: Wtf?
R.N: Okay then! Interesting dare... now to start on messing up this studio! Let's take this time to mess the studio up! We'll be right back!
(Five minutes later)
R.N: Welcome back! Phew! Look at this studio! A pig-sty!
(The whole studio is messy, with a lot of rubbish everywhere, there're even some green slime on the seats)
HAKKAI: in the pink dress Ahahahaha, is this necessary?
NURIKO: Yes! Especially after what you did to me. You know I have a fear of slimy creatures! shudders
HAKKAI: sigh I guess... Well, time to work! I have only an hour and this place is not going to clean itself up now is it? leaves to clean
NURIKO: Don't forget! You gotta make tea for everyone here!
R.N: Well, now that that's done, who's next?
AYA: I'll go then. Oh Gokuuuuu...
GOKU: gulp Yeah?
AYA: Your dare is to... be tied to that pole...
GOKU: Uh... ok... gets tied to the pole
AYA: And you have to resist these...
GOKU: stares as a large buffet of food is placed right in front of him Omg! Fooooooood! Gimme gimme gimme gimme!
AYA: No you can't!
GOKU: But why a horrible dare like this? I gave you an easy one!
AYA: But you were hoping before that it would be difficult for me...
GOKU: True...
GOJYO: I wager $5 that Goku can't last for more than 5 minutes...
SANZO: Make it 20 and I'm in...
SHYAZO: You're betting that he'll lose?
GOJYO: Hey, at least we've got Hakkai...
GOKU: What! You don't think I can do it? I'll prove it to you! I can do it!
R.N: Well then, let's start the time and we'll see! (to Sanzo and Gojyo) I'll wager $50 that he doesn't make it through the hour...
NURIKO: Hm... I feel sorry for Goku...
SHYAZO: Yeah, no one on his side seems to believe he'll do it...
GAKKAI: Stupid conscience!
NURIKO: Good luck Goku!
GOKU: Nuriko?
NURIKO: It's only coz I feel sorry for you!
GOKU: ...
R.N: Well, let's see how Hakkai's doing...
(Hakkai's finished cleaning the studio and now he's making tea for 200 guests, 50 staff members and 7 contestants)
HAKKAI: Not long to go... 1/2 an hour to go...
R.N: Ok then... he seems to be in order... Who's next?
SHYAZO: ME! smirks at Gojyo
GOJYO: Oh shoot...
SHYAZO: Oh don't worry, it won't be horrible... I want you to be trapped in a room, for an hour... But the room is full of... points to a room full of...
GOJYO: Hell yeah! Women! Finally! runs into room
GAKKAI: Are you crazy, Shyazo? That's an easy one for him!
SHYAZO: Oh but I didn't even finish my sentence but anyway...
GOJYO: goes up to the closest lady Hey, how's about you and me...
LADY: turns around, making Gojyo yell
GOJYO: HOLY shoot! You're a- Guy?
MAN:Well what'd you expect? Flicks hair (Note: I am not offending any cross-dressers just so you know, so I'm sorry if I had offended those who are cross-dressers!)
SHYAZO: That's right; Gojyo has to be trapped in a room full of gay men for an hour!
GOJYO: I can do it! You'll see!
SHYAZO: Oh I'm watching right now!
GOJYO: Damn you, you...
GUY: So hot stuff...
GOJYO: gulps
R.N: Ahahaha well that should be interesting!
HAKKAI: Five more minutes! Must be quick! Last person... Gives to Sanzo
GOKU: Must-resist-temptation! drinks tea
HAKKAI: I am done!
R.N: Hmm? That was quick! Well done! You're sure you're done?
HAKKAI: Yes.
R.N: Well unfortunately, you don't receive the point.
SANZO-IKKOU: WHAT!
HAKKAI: But I cleaned the whole place, in the dress and gave tea to everyone...
R.N: Correction. Nearly everyone but you left out one person...
HAKKAI??? One person? turns to audience Raise your hand if you did not receive a cup of tea.
AUDIENCE: No one raises a hand
HAKKAI: turns back to R.N Who is it then?
R.N: Nuriko, if you would...
NURIKO: Hakkai, the person you forgot, is... you!
HAKKAI: What?
R.N: Nuriko did say that you have to give tea to everyone in the studio. You are in the studio so you are counted too.
HAKKAI: Oh, trick one... Well done Nuriko.
SANZO: Tch. You should've seen that coming Hakkai...
GOKU: So-close-yet-so-far...
HAKKAI: Ahahahahaha gomenasai...
R.N: Well, that means that the Sanzo-ikkou have no points for now... Only five more minutes for Goku...