Chapter 4 - ROUND 4
Submitted January 1, 2007 Updated January 1, 2007 Status Complete | The Sanzo-ikkou are dared into a game of "I DARE YOU!" by the girs who call themselves the Saiyuki Girls! Who will come out the victor? Read on... *btw I have posted this on before but this is the newer one cuz I've finished it!!! ^.^*
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Chapter 4 - ROUND 4
Chapter 4 - ROUND 4
I DARE YOU! Part 4
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters in this show, except maybe the Random Narrator and Nuriko, as it's me (Reminder: it's a GIRL!). The other girls have their own owners and it's not me...
R.N: Welcome back to Round 4!
HAKKAI: I find the moon amusing...
CONTESTANTS: What?
HAKKAI: .
R.N: Oook... Anyway, the last round until the final vote is tallied!
CONTESTANTS: What?
R.N: You'll see next round... Let's just get right into it then! The rules have changed again. This time, the contestants don't dare each other...
CONTESTANS: WHAT!
GOKU: Aw man!
GAKKAI: Ah well, as long as we beat you!
R.N: But we take dares from readers now!
SANZO: That means it'll be worse...
AYA: Oh my...
HAKKAI: Ahahaha...
GOJYO: Man we're screwed...
NURIKO: Please don't be heartless viewers!
SHYAZO: praying
R.N: Don't worry... It's not that bad... The first one goes to... Goku...
GOKU: ME? But I don't wanna go first!
NURIKO: I thought you've always wanted to go first...
GOKU: Not anymore!
R.N: It's not that horrible... This dare is from someone called "Anonymous". She wants Goku to be strapped to a torture table, topless and you will be tickled.
GOKU: Tickled?
R.N: That is right. And Alicia will do the honours of tickling him...
NURIKO/GOKU: NO!
NURIKO: Where the hell did she come from anyway?
R.N: We invited her back here...
NURIKO/GOKU: Why?
SHYAZO: Oh you two, grow up!
R.N: Because "Anonymous" wants her to...
CONTESTANTS: ...
R.N: I said...
GOKU: We heard you...
NURIKO: We just wanna know why she has to do it...
GOKU: Yeah!
R.N: Don't ask me me... I don't decided who comes on or not. If I do, the Teletubbies will be first on the list...
HAKKAI: Teletubbies?
R.N: Uh... forget what I said! Ahahahaha!
AYA: Ooook...
ALICIA: So like, what do I like, do?
NURIKO: (mumbles) You like, go away...
R.N: Before that, Goku, would you accept this dare?
GOKU: Uh... How long is it?
R.N: Well it says from Anonymous that it should be for... a whole hour.
GOKU: You mean I'll be tickled for a whole hour?
R.N: Yup.
SANZO: Tch. Hurry up and do the stupid dare already you stupid monkey.
GOKU: Shut up! Fine... lies down on the toture table that appeared out of nowhere, topless and hands strapped
ALICIA/NURIKO: stares at Goku
R.N: Ahem!
ALICIA: Oh yeah! takes out a feather and starts tickling Goku
GOKU: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! NO! THE TICKLING! STOP!
SHYAZO: Shame! He's not gonna make it...
GOKU: Wanna-aha!-bet? AHAHAHAHAHA!
R.N: Well anyway, let's just continue with the dare... This is from someone named Joyee and she wants to dare Sanzo to...
SANZO: What? Me?
R.N: Well do you see any other Sanzo around here?
SANZO: ...
SHYAZO: Shame!
R.N: Anyway, as I was saying, she wants Sanzo to kiss Nuriko...
NURIKO/GOKU/SHYAZO/SANZO: WHAT?
R.N: And Gakkai, Aya and... me...
SANZO: WHAT! Oh HELL no!
SHYAZO: Hey, how come I'm not included?
GOJYO: Reject...
SHYAZO: turns to Gojyo Shut up! Unless you want me to put a spell on you...
GOJYO: Whatever...
HAKKAI: Ahahaha...
SANZO: Hang on... didn't you say before that there would be no dodgy stuff between contestants?
R.N: Why yes. Yes, I did...
SANZO: So in your face Joyee! I ain't doing that frackin' dare...
R.N: But since this is not dodgy, it is an exception.
SANZO: How the frack can it not be dodgy?
R.N: Dodgy is what I would say a Gojyo thing...
GOJYO: Hell yeah...
SANZO: ... Fine... goes up to Nuriko
NURIKO: ... Uh ...
SANZO: looks around nervoulsy before kissing her on the cheek
NURIKO: Oh was that all? Whew...
SHYAZO: frowns slightly
R.N: Anyway, continuing with the dares... While Sanzo finds Gakkai...
SANZO: Where the hell is she?
GOJYO: What? You mean she ran away from a peck on the cheek? Man she's useless...
GOKU: AHAHAHAHAHA! Maybe she AHAHAHAHAHA she's hiding in the AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA CLOSET AHAHAHAHAHAHA!
SHYAZO: I doubt it...
SANZO: goes up to closet Gakkai? Gakkai are you in there?
GAKKAI: ... No!
SANZO? OPEN UP!
R.N: Well anyway, while Sanzo tries to get Gakkai out of the closet, let's go on with the show! This next one is from Ashleigh and she wants Gojyo to... snickers Man, this is gonna be gooooooood...
GOJYO: What? What's gonna be good?
SHYAZO: Maybe she wants you to make out with her... As if...
GOJYO: Oh that I don't mind but it's the way he said it that made me a lil bit unsure...
R.N: Well of course, if you manage to do this, you'll not only receive points but also uh... ahahahaha yeah... I think I'll just call the ambulance just in case you accept it...
GOJYO: WHAT!
R.N: Ok she wants you to be shot in the @$$ by an arrow... Will you accept this dare?
GOJYO/AYA: NO!
NURIKO: ? What're you saying no for, Aya?
AYA: I don't want a hole on his @$$!
GOJYO: Neither do I!
R.N: Well is that a no?
GOJYO: ... Yeah, that's a no...
SANZO: Tch, stupid ero kappa... OPEN UP!
GAKKAI: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
R.N: Oh well, oh yes, Goku's time's up...
GOKU: YAY! puts shirt back on and lies down on floor
HAKKAI: Uh Goku, what are you doing?
GOKU: Too-much-laughing... Must-rest...
R.N: Uh-huh... Anyway, this last one goes to Hakkai, kinda obvious. This is from Gary Smith and he wants you to... strip...
HAKKAI: Excuse me!
GAKKAI: WHAT? bursts out of closet, causing the doors to knock Sanzo over and runs over to R.N What did you say!
SANZO: gets up and kisses her There! I'm done!
GAKKAI: ...
HAKKAI: Ahahahahahahaha
SHYAZO: I swear if I ever get my hands on the person who dared him to do that, I will...
R.N: Well anyway, Hakkai will you do it or not?
HAKKAI: Uh... Well...
NURIKO: You're considering it Hakkai?
GAKKAI: Hey! Don't take my line! You're considering it Hakkai?
HAKKAI: I think I shall stand down...
GOKU: Man! We're gonna loose like this!
R.N: Well that's that for the first half! Let's take a break and next up would be dares for the Saiyuki Girls!
(La La La La La La La "I DARE YOU!" La La La La La)
R.N: Welcome back! Ok this first dare is to Aya from... another anonymous! Geez, what's up with these anonymous letters? Anyway, actually, for this dare, we should wait for later...
CONTESTANTS: Why?
R.N: Oh you'll see...
CONTESTANTS: ...
AYA: Ok I'm officially freaked...
R.N: ANYWAY, let's move on then! This next one is for Gakkai from someone nicknamed "The Grim Reaper". They, as I do not know their gender, wants you to run around the studio yelling "SANZO'S RAPING ME!" Over and over again for 1/2 an hour...
GAKKAI: What! I'll die of exhaustion!
SANZO: Why me?
SHYAZO: Haha!
GAKKAI: Well, better get started... starts running and yelling AHHHHH! OMG! SANZO'S RAPING ME!
GOKU: Huh? But Sanzo's just standing right there...
R.N: That's the whole point...
GOKU: ?
R.N: Well anyway, let's go to Shyazo... This is from someone named James. He wants you to jump into a mud pool from 20 feet in the air.
SHYAZO: What? Oh hell no! Eww!
GOJYO: Such a quick forfeit!
SHYAZO: Oh shut up you!
NURIKO: You stink Shyazo...
SHYAZO: Shut up! Why don't you try jumping into a mud pool 20 feet high!
NURIKO: But that ain't my dare...
SHYAZO: Oh if only I have my Kijutsu book here... You're so dead Nuriko...
NURIKO: Ahahahahahaha...
R.N: Alright then, oh yes, what's the time?
HAKKAI: It is now 10 pm
GOKU: How come this show's screened so late?
R.N: Because we don't enough money to pay for an afternoon or evening one...
CONTESTANTS: Budget...
R.N: Well anyway, before we move onto Nuriko, let's go back to Aya!
AYA: gulp
R.N: This person, who actually has a name here but doesn't want me to say their name dares you to be... before that, maybe you should all come with me.
(Everyone goes to a pet cemetery studio and go over to a freshly dug grave)
R.N: This person wants you to lie in a coffin and you are to be put in there and you will be buried for 1/2 an hour
AYA: B-Buried? As in, covered with very little air?
R.N: Yup!
SHYAZO: Oh man...
NURIKO: She's not gonna do it...
HAKKAI: And why not?
AYA: I can't! I'm claustrophobic!
R.N: Well, well that's a shame but alright. The Saiyuki Girls do not gain a point! Now it's down to Gakkai and Nuriko! Oh yes, Nuriko!
NURIKO: Y-Yeah?
R.N: Do I hear fear in your voice?
NURIKO: No! Who says I'm afraid! Bring it on!
R.N: Uh ok... This is from someone named Sun Goji and he wants you to go flirt with Alicia...
NURIKO: WHAT!
GOKU: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! SHAME!
NURIKO: Shut up! Just... flirting right? No biggie...
SHYAZO: Whoever sent that is seriously messed up in the head...
NURIKO: I'll say!
HAKKAI: looks at Goku
GOKU: What?
HAKKAI: Oh nothing... THOUGHTS: Hmm, is HE the one who sent that letter? The name of the darer seems so similar to Goku's... Oh well, if he did, well done...
R.N: So Nuriko? Will you or will you not accept the dare?
NURIKO: Yes! There's no way I'm gonna forfeit just because of a weird dare!
R.N: Ok ok...
NURIKO: Well?
R.N: Well what?
NURIKO: What's the time limit?
R.N: The thing is there's no time limit...
NURIKO: Oh so I say something nice to her and I get a point straight away?
R.N: Pretty much...
SAIYUKI GIRLS: Yes!
SANZO-IKKOU: ...
GOKU: Dammit! I forgot that!
GOJYO: What'd you say?
GOKU: NOTHING!
GOJYO? Weird monkey...
GOKU: NOT A MONKEY!
R.N: Oh yeah, Gakkai's time's up...
GAKKAI: Whew-finally-I'm-puffed-out... sits down
R.N: One point to the Saiyuki Girls! Just like that!
SHYAZO: Hey, where's Nuriko?
EVERYONE: looks around
ALICIA: Get away from me you lesbian freak! Ewww!
NURIKO: I did it...
R.N: Oh ok... Another point to the Saiyuki Girls! So it makes this round a tie!
SANZO: Wtf happened?
NURIKO: Ahahahaha I told her that she was very pretty and I asked her out and she freaked out...
SHYAZO: AHAHAHAHAHAHA
AYA: Serves her right...
GAKKAI: o.O?
HAKKAI: Is she that horrible?
NURIKO: Yes! Oh yeah... Gokuuuuuuu...
GOKU: gulp Y-Yeah?
NURIKO: You wrote the letter didn't you?
GOKU: Y-Yes... Don't hurt me!
NURIKO: hugs Goku Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!
GOKU: ... Uh... You're welcome?
GOJYO: Wtf?
NURIKO: Because of what I said to her, she's not gonna annoy me anymore! Yay!
R.N: Well there you have it folks! Round 4 completed with a tie! Take a good look at your contestants for the next round, the rules will change AGAIN!
CONTESTANTS: Again?
R.N: So tune in next time for Round 5!
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters in this show, except maybe the Random Narrator and Nuriko, as it's me (Reminder: it's a GIRL!). The other girls have their own owners and it's not me...
R.N: Welcome back to Round 4!
HAKKAI: I find the moon amusing...
CONTESTANTS: What?
HAKKAI: .
R.N: Oook... Anyway, the last round until the final vote is tallied!
CONTESTANTS: What?
R.N: You'll see next round... Let's just get right into it then! The rules have changed again. This time, the contestants don't dare each other...
CONTESTANS: WHAT!
GOKU: Aw man!
GAKKAI: Ah well, as long as we beat you!
R.N: But we take dares from readers now!
SANZO: That means it'll be worse...
AYA: Oh my...
HAKKAI: Ahahaha...
GOJYO: Man we're screwed...
NURIKO: Please don't be heartless viewers!
SHYAZO: praying
R.N: Don't worry... It's not that bad... The first one goes to... Goku...
GOKU: ME? But I don't wanna go first!
NURIKO: I thought you've always wanted to go first...
GOKU: Not anymore!
R.N: It's not that horrible... This dare is from someone called "Anonymous". She wants Goku to be strapped to a torture table, topless and you will be tickled.
GOKU: Tickled?
R.N: That is right. And Alicia will do the honours of tickling him...
NURIKO/GOKU: NO!
NURIKO: Where the hell did she come from anyway?
R.N: We invited her back here...
NURIKO/GOKU: Why?
SHYAZO: Oh you two, grow up!
R.N: Because "Anonymous" wants her to...
CONTESTANTS: ...
R.N: I said...
GOKU: We heard you...
NURIKO: We just wanna know why she has to do it...
GOKU: Yeah!
R.N: Don't ask me me... I don't decided who comes on or not. If I do, the Teletubbies will be first on the list...
HAKKAI: Teletubbies?
R.N: Uh... forget what I said! Ahahahaha!
AYA: Ooook...
ALICIA: So like, what do I like, do?
NURIKO: (mumbles) You like, go away...
R.N: Before that, Goku, would you accept this dare?
GOKU: Uh... How long is it?
R.N: Well it says from Anonymous that it should be for... a whole hour.
GOKU: You mean I'll be tickled for a whole hour?
R.N: Yup.
SANZO: Tch. Hurry up and do the stupid dare already you stupid monkey.
GOKU: Shut up! Fine... lies down on the toture table that appeared out of nowhere, topless and hands strapped
ALICIA/NURIKO: stares at Goku
R.N: Ahem!
ALICIA: Oh yeah! takes out a feather and starts tickling Goku
GOKU: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! NO! THE TICKLING! STOP!
SHYAZO: Shame! He's not gonna make it...
GOKU: Wanna-aha!-bet? AHAHAHAHAHA!
R.N: Well anyway, let's just continue with the dare... This is from someone named Joyee and she wants to dare Sanzo to...
SANZO: What? Me?
R.N: Well do you see any other Sanzo around here?
SANZO: ...
SHYAZO: Shame!
R.N: Anyway, as I was saying, she wants Sanzo to kiss Nuriko...
NURIKO/GOKU/SHYAZO/SANZO: WHAT?
R.N: And Gakkai, Aya and... me...
SANZO: WHAT! Oh HELL no!
SHYAZO: Hey, how come I'm not included?
GOJYO: Reject...
SHYAZO: turns to Gojyo Shut up! Unless you want me to put a spell on you...
GOJYO: Whatever...
HAKKAI: Ahahaha...
SANZO: Hang on... didn't you say before that there would be no dodgy stuff between contestants?
R.N: Why yes. Yes, I did...
SANZO: So in your face Joyee! I ain't doing that frackin' dare...
R.N: But since this is not dodgy, it is an exception.
SANZO: How the frack can it not be dodgy?
R.N: Dodgy is what I would say a Gojyo thing...
GOJYO: Hell yeah...
SANZO: ... Fine... goes up to Nuriko
NURIKO: ... Uh ...
SANZO: looks around nervoulsy before kissing her on the cheek
NURIKO: Oh was that all? Whew...
SHYAZO: frowns slightly
R.N: Anyway, continuing with the dares... While Sanzo finds Gakkai...
SANZO: Where the hell is she?
GOJYO: What? You mean she ran away from a peck on the cheek? Man she's useless...
GOKU: AHAHAHAHAHA! Maybe she AHAHAHAHAHA she's hiding in the AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA CLOSET AHAHAHAHAHAHA!
SHYAZO: I doubt it...
SANZO: goes up to closet Gakkai? Gakkai are you in there?
GAKKAI: ... No!
SANZO? OPEN UP!
R.N: Well anyway, while Sanzo tries to get Gakkai out of the closet, let's go on with the show! This next one is from Ashleigh and she wants Gojyo to... snickers Man, this is gonna be gooooooood...
GOJYO: What? What's gonna be good?
SHYAZO: Maybe she wants you to make out with her... As if...
GOJYO: Oh that I don't mind but it's the way he said it that made me a lil bit unsure...
R.N: Well of course, if you manage to do this, you'll not only receive points but also uh... ahahahaha yeah... I think I'll just call the ambulance just in case you accept it...
GOJYO: WHAT!
R.N: Ok she wants you to be shot in the @$$ by an arrow... Will you accept this dare?
GOJYO/AYA: NO!
NURIKO: ? What're you saying no for, Aya?
AYA: I don't want a hole on his @$$!
GOJYO: Neither do I!
R.N: Well is that a no?
GOJYO: ... Yeah, that's a no...
SANZO: Tch, stupid ero kappa... OPEN UP!
GAKKAI: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
R.N: Oh well, oh yes, Goku's time's up...
GOKU: YAY! puts shirt back on and lies down on floor
HAKKAI: Uh Goku, what are you doing?
GOKU: Too-much-laughing... Must-rest...
R.N: Uh-huh... Anyway, this last one goes to Hakkai, kinda obvious. This is from Gary Smith and he wants you to... strip...
HAKKAI: Excuse me!
GAKKAI: WHAT? bursts out of closet, causing the doors to knock Sanzo over and runs over to R.N What did you say!
SANZO: gets up and kisses her There! I'm done!
GAKKAI: ...
HAKKAI: Ahahahahahahaha
SHYAZO: I swear if I ever get my hands on the person who dared him to do that, I will...
R.N: Well anyway, Hakkai will you do it or not?
HAKKAI: Uh... Well...
NURIKO: You're considering it Hakkai?
GAKKAI: Hey! Don't take my line! You're considering it Hakkai?
HAKKAI: I think I shall stand down...
GOKU: Man! We're gonna loose like this!
R.N: Well that's that for the first half! Let's take a break and next up would be dares for the Saiyuki Girls!
(La La La La La La La "I DARE YOU!" La La La La La)
R.N: Welcome back! Ok this first dare is to Aya from... another anonymous! Geez, what's up with these anonymous letters? Anyway, actually, for this dare, we should wait for later...
CONTESTANTS: Why?
R.N: Oh you'll see...
CONTESTANTS: ...
AYA: Ok I'm officially freaked...
R.N: ANYWAY, let's move on then! This next one is for Gakkai from someone nicknamed "The Grim Reaper". They, as I do not know their gender, wants you to run around the studio yelling "SANZO'S RAPING ME!" Over and over again for 1/2 an hour...
GAKKAI: What! I'll die of exhaustion!
SANZO: Why me?
SHYAZO: Haha!
GAKKAI: Well, better get started... starts running and yelling AHHHHH! OMG! SANZO'S RAPING ME!
GOKU: Huh? But Sanzo's just standing right there...
R.N: That's the whole point...
GOKU: ?
R.N: Well anyway, let's go to Shyazo... This is from someone named James. He wants you to jump into a mud pool from 20 feet in the air.
SHYAZO: What? Oh hell no! Eww!
GOJYO: Such a quick forfeit!
SHYAZO: Oh shut up you!
NURIKO: You stink Shyazo...
SHYAZO: Shut up! Why don't you try jumping into a mud pool 20 feet high!
NURIKO: But that ain't my dare...
SHYAZO: Oh if only I have my Kijutsu book here... You're so dead Nuriko...
NURIKO: Ahahahahahaha...
R.N: Alright then, oh yes, what's the time?
HAKKAI: It is now 10 pm
GOKU: How come this show's screened so late?
R.N: Because we don't enough money to pay for an afternoon or evening one...
CONTESTANTS: Budget...
R.N: Well anyway, before we move onto Nuriko, let's go back to Aya!
AYA: gulp
R.N: This person, who actually has a name here but doesn't want me to say their name dares you to be... before that, maybe you should all come with me.
(Everyone goes to a pet cemetery studio and go over to a freshly dug grave)
R.N: This person wants you to lie in a coffin and you are to be put in there and you will be buried for 1/2 an hour
AYA: B-Buried? As in, covered with very little air?
R.N: Yup!
SHYAZO: Oh man...
NURIKO: She's not gonna do it...
HAKKAI: And why not?
AYA: I can't! I'm claustrophobic!
R.N: Well, well that's a shame but alright. The Saiyuki Girls do not gain a point! Now it's down to Gakkai and Nuriko! Oh yes, Nuriko!
NURIKO: Y-Yeah?
R.N: Do I hear fear in your voice?
NURIKO: No! Who says I'm afraid! Bring it on!
R.N: Uh ok... This is from someone named Sun Goji and he wants you to go flirt with Alicia...
NURIKO: WHAT!
GOKU: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! SHAME!
NURIKO: Shut up! Just... flirting right? No biggie...
SHYAZO: Whoever sent that is seriously messed up in the head...
NURIKO: I'll say!
HAKKAI: looks at Goku
GOKU: What?
HAKKAI: Oh nothing... THOUGHTS: Hmm, is HE the one who sent that letter? The name of the darer seems so similar to Goku's... Oh well, if he did, well done...
R.N: So Nuriko? Will you or will you not accept the dare?
NURIKO: Yes! There's no way I'm gonna forfeit just because of a weird dare!
R.N: Ok ok...
NURIKO: Well?
R.N: Well what?
NURIKO: What's the time limit?
R.N: The thing is there's no time limit...
NURIKO: Oh so I say something nice to her and I get a point straight away?
R.N: Pretty much...
SAIYUKI GIRLS: Yes!
SANZO-IKKOU: ...
GOKU: Dammit! I forgot that!
GOJYO: What'd you say?
GOKU: NOTHING!
GOJYO? Weird monkey...
GOKU: NOT A MONKEY!
R.N: Oh yeah, Gakkai's time's up...
GAKKAI: Whew-finally-I'm-puffed-out... sits down
R.N: One point to the Saiyuki Girls! Just like that!
SHYAZO: Hey, where's Nuriko?
EVERYONE: looks around
ALICIA: Get away from me you lesbian freak! Ewww!
NURIKO: I did it...
R.N: Oh ok... Another point to the Saiyuki Girls! So it makes this round a tie!
SANZO: Wtf happened?
NURIKO: Ahahahaha I told her that she was very pretty and I asked her out and she freaked out...
SHYAZO: AHAHAHAHAHAHA
AYA: Serves her right...
GAKKAI: o.O?
HAKKAI: Is she that horrible?
NURIKO: Yes! Oh yeah... Gokuuuuuuu...
GOKU: gulp Y-Yeah?
NURIKO: You wrote the letter didn't you?
GOKU: Y-Yes... Don't hurt me!
NURIKO: hugs Goku Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!
GOKU: ... Uh... You're welcome?
GOJYO: Wtf?
NURIKO: Because of what I said to her, she's not gonna annoy me anymore! Yay!
R.N: Well there you have it folks! Round 4 completed with a tie! Take a good look at your contestants for the next round, the rules will change AGAIN!
CONTESTANTS: Again?
R.N: So tune in next time for Round 5!
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