Chapter 6 - FINAL ROUND
Submitted January 1, 2007 Updated January 1, 2007 Status Complete | The Sanzo-ikkou are dared into a game of "I DARE YOU!" by the girs who call themselves the Saiyuki Girls! Who will come out the victor? Read on... *btw I have posted this on before but this is the newer one cuz I've finished it!!! ^.^*
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Chapter 6 - FINAL ROUND
Chapter 6 - FINAL ROUND
I DARE YOU! Part 6 (FINAL!!!!)
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters in this show, except maybe the Random Narrator and Nuriko, as it's me (Reminder: it's a GIRL!!!). The other girls have their own owners and it's not me...
KOUGAIJI: Welcome back to I DARE YOU part 6...
SANZO-IKKOU/SAIYUKI GIRLS: ???????????? KOUGAIJI?!?!?!?!?!
KOUGAIJI: What?
SANZO: Why're YOU the narrator???
KOUGAIJI: You mean HOST...
GAKKAI: What happened to the REAL Random Narrator?
KOUGAIJI: Uh... No idea...
A few hours before...
R.N: in his dressing room Ok... Sanzo we've been through so much together, 5 episodes of I Dare You! and I was wondering, maybe we should take our relationship to a higher level...
KOUGAIJI: walks in
R.N: Oh Kougaiji! What're you doing here?
KOUGAIJI: knocks him out with sledgehammer
SHYAZO: You knocked him out???
KOUGAIJI: What?!?!?!?! Whoever said that?????
EVERYONE ELSE: points to big TV screen. Video of Kougaiji knocking the R.N out being shown
KOUGAIJI: ... Well you wanna know who's in next round or not????
GOKU: Yes!!!
KOUGAIJI: It's Genjo Sanzo and Gakkai...
GAKKAI: Woot!
SANZO: frack...
KOUGAIJI: So let's get this straight... You have to give me ALL of your belongings and get changed into this! holds out a turtle suit and a pink frilly dress
GAKKAI: Aww man! Not a dress again!
KOUGAIJI: Who says this is for you?
GAKKAI/SANZO: What??????????
KOUGAIJI: The turtle outfit is for Gakkai and the dress is for Genjo Sanzo...
SANZO: WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
SHYAZO: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! What??????
GOKU: Whose idea is this?????????
NURIKO: Weird...
GOJYO: That's fracked up...
AYA: I'll say...
HAKKAI: It is a bit strange...
GAKKAI: ... Yay!!!!!!! I'd go for the turtle suit ANY day...
SANZO: Who gave that suggestion??????????? Who?????? Who??????? WHO??????????
KOUGAIJI: I did...
SANZO/GAKKAI: WHAT??????
KOUGAIJI: Are you guys fracking deaf??? I said... You know what, forget what I said... Just get changed...
GAKKAI: What if we don't wanna?
KOUGAIJI: burns Sanzo's butt
SANZO: OWWWW!!!!!!! Wtf was that for??????? What I do???????
KOUGAIJI: You'll get punished...
SANZO: Why did you use ME as an example????
KOUGAIJI: Oh shut up! burns him again We'll be right back...
KOUGAIJI: Welcome back ladies and gentlemen... THOUGHTS: At last! The scripture! I have it! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SANZO: I hate this...
GAKKAI: I'm a turtle... Go me...
SANZO: walks out in dress ...
EVERYONE EXCEPT KOUGAIJI: start laughing
SANZO: Shut up! This ain't funny! has a little chibi spaz
SHYAZO: AHH KAWAII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
KOUGAIJI: Alright the first dare is for Gakkai.
GAKKAI: Eh? Why me first?
KOUGAIJI: Because I said so...
GAKKAI: ...
KOUGAIJI: You have to shave your head bald...
GAKKAI: AWW THAT'S SAD!!!!!!!
HAKKAI: Yes that is quite horrible...
KOUGAIJI: I'm not the one that dared you to... So do you want to do it or not???
GAKKAI: I... Fine...
GOJYO: Dude, bummer.
AYA: Wtf's up with that surfer-dude accent?
GOJYO: I dunno dude...
GOKU: Poor Gakkai... What's for lunch?
HAKKAI: Poor poor Gakkai... Oh well... Have fun!
KOUGAIJI: Oh and to make it even more interesting, Hakkai has to shave your head for you.
HAKKAI: What????
KOUGAIJI: What's wrong, Hakkai? Too big of a wuss?
HAKKAI: No... But... I can't do it to Gakkai...
GAKKAI: Come on Hakkai! You can do it!
KOUGAIJI: holds out razor Well three-eyes?
EVERYONE ELSE: watching Hakkai in silence
HAKKAI: sighs and takes razor I'm sorry Gakkai...
EVERYONE: gasps OMFG!!!!!!!
GAKKAI: opens eyes Is it over?
KOUGAIJI: ... Well, you've gotten the point...
GAKKAI: stares at herself in the mirror ...
HAKKAI: I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry...
GAKKAI: I-It's okay Hakkai! Ahaha! It's... okay... turns and head reflects light
NURIKO: Whoa... you got a shiny head!
GOJYO,GOKU: AHHHH MY EYES!!! IT BURNS!!!!!!!!!
SHYAZO: with sunglasses on Nope, not even a tiny bit...
AYA: ... That's because you've got sunglasses on...
SHYAZO: ... Ahahahahahahahahaha shut up!
SANZO: softly Moron...
KOUGAIJI: Shut up! zaps Sanzo again
SANZO: STOP DOING THAT!!!!!!! WHY are you doing that?!?!?!?! And only to me?!?!?!
KOUGAIJI: Because you're being noisy! Anyway, this next dare is for Sanzo...
SHYAZO: No shoot Sherlock...
KOUGAIJI: burns Sanzo again
SANZO: AHHHH!!! WTF DID I DO NOW?!?!?!?!
KOUGAIJI: Nothing... Blame Shyazo...
SHYAZO: WHAT??? Why you...
NURIKO,AYA: holds Shyazo down Ahahaha calm down!!!
SHYAZO: I'll get you later for blaming me!!!!!!
KOUGAIJI: Whatever... Anyway you are dared to swim with great white sharks...
GAKKAI: Phew... Glad that's not mine!
SANZO: I'll do it...
KOUGAIJI: ...with a piece of steak being superglued to your @$$...
SANZO: What?!?!?!
KOUGAIJI: Well, are you gonna do it, Genjo Sanzo?
SANZO: I...
NURIKO: Question! Why does Kougaiji always say "Genjo Sanzo" in that weird way???
EVERYONE: What weird way?
NURIKO: Like he's in love with Sanzo!
EVERYONE: ... hits Nuriko over the head once each
GOJYO: This is what happens when you hang around Goku too much...
HAKKAI: Or Gakkai...
GOKU, GAKKAI: Yea... Wha... Hey!
SANZO: I'll do it!
KOUGAIJI: Alrighty... snaps fingers and Sanzo disappears Since we won't be able to see him live, we have to see him on this big-screen TV...
EVERYONE EXCEPT NURIKO (Who's outcold): looks up
SANZO: ... THOUGHTS: This is nothing... I've been through worse...
RANDOM SHARK: bites Sanzo on the @$$
SANZO: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Wtf's up with everyone after my @$$?!?!?!?!
SHYAZO: Oh the poor, beautiful, sexy @$$!!!
EVERYONE: stares at Shyazo blankly
SHYAZO: blushes What?!?!?! Can't I enjoy staring at his @$$???? IS IT A CRIME TO LOVE GENJO SANZO'S BEAUTIFUL AND SEXY @$$?!?!?!
SANZO: ...
NURIKO: Hang on a second! Sanzo can stop now cuz no one said how long he'll be in there!
SANZO: Yeah! gets out quickly I owe you one, Nuriko.
NURIKO: Yay! You owe me one! Time to start a list!
SANZO: Oi! I only said one!
NURIKO: What do you think I'm doing??? turns to list Ok I don't want that, now to choose out of 125...
SANZO: ...
KOUGAIJI: Oi! Get back into your dress!
SANZO: mumbles When this is all over I'm gonna get you so badly you momma's boy...
KOUGAIJI: burns Sanzo in the @$$ again Shut up! The next one is for Gakkai, whose hair has grown back...
GAKKAI: It has??? YAY!!!
GOJYO: How the hell did that happen????
GOKU: Oooh! Maybe it's because some lil hair fairies took pity on Gakkai because she looked horribly retarded bald so they decided to give her hair!
SHYAZO: Or maybe I used my spell to re-grow Gakkai's hair because she asked me too! Oh wait, I did do that you moron!
GOKU: ...
GAKKAI: Yay! Arigatoo Shyazo!!!
KOUGAIJI: Oi! This dare is for you! This person wants you to... goes red
GAKKAI: What???
KOUGAIJI: mumbles Do the full monty...
GAKKAI: WTF???? ...
GOKU: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMG Kougaiji's blushing!!!
KOUGAIJI: Am not!
GOKU: Are too!!!
KOUGAIJI: zaps Sanzo again
SANZO: OWWW!!! WTF DID I DO?!?!?!?!?!
KOUGAIJI: Blame the monkey...
SANZO: glares at Goku Goku!!!!!!!!
GOKU: Ahaha... hides behind Shyazo
SHYAZO: Wtf???
KOUGAIJI: Well Gakkai?
GAKKAI: No! One; cuz it took me FOREVER to get this stupid turtle suit on and two; no one but Hakkai... can see me... naked... goes bright red
HAKKAI: Phew...
GOJYO: smirks Hey Hakkai, you're lucky your girl's loyal...
AYA: What are you implying Gojyo???
GOJYO: Uh ahahaha nothing!!!
KOUGAIJI: Fine, wuss out then... Genjo Sanzo! This next one is for you!
SANZO: Fine...
KOUGAIJI: You are dared to put a bucket of electric eels down your pants...
SANZO: Can't do it... Not in pants... flips dress
KOUGAIJI: magically changes Sanzo's dress into pants You can now...
SANZO: No fracking way am I doing it! Not if it's gonna hurt my private part!
EVERYONE: o.O SANZO DENIED A DARE!!!!!!!!!
SANZO: What?
SHYAZO: He's a freakin wuss!!!
GOKU: Can you blame him?!?!?! A guy's dick's the most vital point!
NURIKO: Yeah! If Sanzo didn't back down, that would mean that he's a woman!!!
HAKKAI: ...
GAKKAI: ...
GOJYO: I agree with what Goku said... I should know... smirks at Aya
AYA: giggles
KOUGAIJI: I didn't expect YOU to wuss out, Genjo Sanzo...
SANZO: Tch...
KOUGAIJI: We'll be right back...
(Elevator music... Lalalalala... Doodoodoodoodoodoo)
KOUGAIJI: Ok the final dare... This is for the both of you at once...
SANZO: Joy...
GAKKAI: Oh yeah! Bring it on!
KOUGAIJI: Right now, on the other side of the world, your beloveds are hanging over an active volcano that is about to errupt in an hour's time... You will have to get to them before the time runs up and save them or else, well, bad consequences will occur... Whoever gets to their hostage first will be the winner...
SANZO, GAKKAI: Bring it on!
(On the other side of the world...)
HAKKAI: hanging on a piece of rope next to Shyazo This is a nice view...
SHYAZO: SANZO!!!!!!!!!! YOU'D BETTER SAVE ME OR I'LL GET MY KIJUTSU BOOK AND CURSE YOU FOR A BAJILLION MILLION TRILLION FOREVER YEARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HAKKAI: ... Ahaha...
SANZO: ... No wonder it's so quiet... Shyazo's not here...
GAKKAI: ...
KOUGAIJI: Ready! Set! GOOOOO!!!!!!!
SANZO, GAKKAI: zoom off
NURIKO: Wow they're loyal...
AYA: Yeah, even Sanzo...
GOJYO: Don't worry babe, I'll save you if you were trapped...
GOKU: chocks Are you sure you won't go hitting on some other girl????
GOJYO: I would never!!! stops eyeing random girl two rows down
AYA: Uh-huh... Well then maybe we shouldn't do anything for a while... sits on Shyazo's seat which was far away from Gojyo
GOJYO: glares at Goku Goku!!!!!!!!
GOKU: Why is it always me?!?!?!?!
KOUGAIJI: Because you're a monkey...
GOKU: Shut up! And why're you here anyway? You never told us...
KOUGAIJI: ... Look a flying monkey!
NURIKO: Wtf??? Where?
KOUGAIJI: THERE!!! throws Goku in the air
GOKU: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NOT FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
KOUGAIJI: escapes
R.N: Ow... What happened? Omg Kougaiji!!! Where is he?!?!?!
(MEANWHILE...)
GAKKAI: reaches Hakkai first YES!!! I win!!! disappears back to studio with Hakkai
SANZO: reaches Shyazo and both disappear
GAKKAI, SANZO: ?!?!?!?!?!
R.N: SANZO-SAMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SANZO: frack off!!!
R.N: Sanzo-sama?!?!?! You don't like me???
SANZO: NOO!!!
SHYAZO: cracks knuckles You're gonna pay R.N...
R.N: ??? Kougaiji's gone...
SANZO: Wtf?!?!?! He has my Scripture!!!
R.N: But before that... Stay tuned folks for the results of the winners!
R.N: Welcome back! In my hands are the results and next to me is the beautiful Emma Weeber whom I shall be marrying next month... looks at Sanzo to see if he's jealous
EMMA: Hi!
SANZO: smoking and not carring that the R.N is about to marry Emma
R.N: And the winner is... No one!!!
EVERYONE: WHAT?!?!?!?!
GOKU: You mean we did all that for NOTHING?!?!?!?!
SANZO: Wtf are you on about?!?!?! You didn't do much!!!
R.N: Well that's all of I DARE YOU!!! Have a goood night!!!
EMMA: Bye!
SANZO: Wait a second! What about Kougaiji?!?!?!?!
THE END!!!
NURIKO: What DID happen to Kougaiji, Goku?
GOKU: Weeeeeeeeeeeeeell... He stole the scripture and ran off with it to give it to his dogy stepmom but she couldn't use it because the Scripture Fairies forbade her to use it so she gave it back to Sanzo and he kept it and he lived happily ever after!
SHYAZO: Oooooooooooooor I just swapped the Scriptures around and he took a phoney one instead of the original one... Which is what happened...
NURIKO, GOKU: Oooooooooooh...
(MEANWHILE)
KOUGAIJI: It's FAKE?!?!?!?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
REAL THE END!!!
(Yay! It's finished! Hope you liked it! Ok the ending was kinda crappy but I always suck with endings anyway so yeah... Lol thanks for reading this!)
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters in this show, except maybe the Random Narrator and Nuriko, as it's me (Reminder: it's a GIRL!!!). The other girls have their own owners and it's not me...
KOUGAIJI: Welcome back to I DARE YOU part 6...
SANZO-IKKOU/SAIYUKI GIRLS: ???????????? KOUGAIJI?!?!?!?!?!
KOUGAIJI: What?
SANZO: Why're YOU the narrator???
KOUGAIJI: You mean HOST...
GAKKAI: What happened to the REAL Random Narrator?
KOUGAIJI: Uh... No idea...
A few hours before...
R.N: in his dressing room Ok... Sanzo we've been through so much together, 5 episodes of I Dare You! and I was wondering, maybe we should take our relationship to a higher level...
KOUGAIJI: walks in
R.N: Oh Kougaiji! What're you doing here?
KOUGAIJI: knocks him out with sledgehammer
SHYAZO: You knocked him out???
KOUGAIJI: What?!?!?!?! Whoever said that?????
EVERYONE ELSE: points to big TV screen. Video of Kougaiji knocking the R.N out being shown
KOUGAIJI: ... Well you wanna know who's in next round or not????
GOKU: Yes!!!
KOUGAIJI: It's Genjo Sanzo and Gakkai...
GAKKAI: Woot!
SANZO: frack...
KOUGAIJI: So let's get this straight... You have to give me ALL of your belongings and get changed into this! holds out a turtle suit and a pink frilly dress
GAKKAI: Aww man! Not a dress again!
KOUGAIJI: Who says this is for you?
GAKKAI/SANZO: What??????????
KOUGAIJI: The turtle outfit is for Gakkai and the dress is for Genjo Sanzo...
SANZO: WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
SHYAZO: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! What??????
GOKU: Whose idea is this?????????
NURIKO: Weird...
GOJYO: That's fracked up...
AYA: I'll say...
HAKKAI: It is a bit strange...
GAKKAI: ... Yay!!!!!!! I'd go for the turtle suit ANY day...
SANZO: Who gave that suggestion??????????? Who?????? Who??????? WHO??????????
KOUGAIJI: I did...
SANZO/GAKKAI: WHAT??????
KOUGAIJI: Are you guys fracking deaf??? I said... You know what, forget what I said... Just get changed...
GAKKAI: What if we don't wanna?
KOUGAIJI: burns Sanzo's butt
SANZO: OWWWW!!!!!!! Wtf was that for??????? What I do???????
KOUGAIJI: You'll get punished...
SANZO: Why did you use ME as an example????
KOUGAIJI: Oh shut up! burns him again We'll be right back...
KOUGAIJI: Welcome back ladies and gentlemen... THOUGHTS: At last! The scripture! I have it! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SANZO: I hate this...
GAKKAI: I'm a turtle... Go me...
SANZO: walks out in dress ...
EVERYONE EXCEPT KOUGAIJI: start laughing
SANZO: Shut up! This ain't funny! has a little chibi spaz
SHYAZO: AHH KAWAII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
KOUGAIJI: Alright the first dare is for Gakkai.
GAKKAI: Eh? Why me first?
KOUGAIJI: Because I said so...
GAKKAI: ...
KOUGAIJI: You have to shave your head bald...
GAKKAI: AWW THAT'S SAD!!!!!!!
HAKKAI: Yes that is quite horrible...
KOUGAIJI: I'm not the one that dared you to... So do you want to do it or not???
GAKKAI: I... Fine...
GOJYO: Dude, bummer.
AYA: Wtf's up with that surfer-dude accent?
GOJYO: I dunno dude...
GOKU: Poor Gakkai... What's for lunch?
HAKKAI: Poor poor Gakkai... Oh well... Have fun!
KOUGAIJI: Oh and to make it even more interesting, Hakkai has to shave your head for you.
HAKKAI: What????
KOUGAIJI: What's wrong, Hakkai? Too big of a wuss?
HAKKAI: No... But... I can't do it to Gakkai...
GAKKAI: Come on Hakkai! You can do it!
KOUGAIJI: holds out razor Well three-eyes?
EVERYONE ELSE: watching Hakkai in silence
HAKKAI: sighs and takes razor I'm sorry Gakkai...
EVERYONE: gasps OMFG!!!!!!!
GAKKAI: opens eyes Is it over?
KOUGAIJI: ... Well, you've gotten the point...
GAKKAI: stares at herself in the mirror ...
HAKKAI: I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry...
GAKKAI: I-It's okay Hakkai! Ahaha! It's... okay... turns and head reflects light
NURIKO: Whoa... you got a shiny head!
GOJYO,GOKU: AHHHH MY EYES!!! IT BURNS!!!!!!!!!
SHYAZO: with sunglasses on Nope, not even a tiny bit...
AYA: ... That's because you've got sunglasses on...
SHYAZO: ... Ahahahahahahahahaha shut up!
SANZO: softly Moron...
KOUGAIJI: Shut up! zaps Sanzo again
SANZO: STOP DOING THAT!!!!!!! WHY are you doing that?!?!?!?! And only to me?!?!?!
KOUGAIJI: Because you're being noisy! Anyway, this next dare is for Sanzo...
SHYAZO: No shoot Sherlock...
KOUGAIJI: burns Sanzo again
SANZO: AHHHH!!! WTF DID I DO NOW?!?!?!?!
KOUGAIJI: Nothing... Blame Shyazo...
SHYAZO: WHAT??? Why you...
NURIKO,AYA: holds Shyazo down Ahahaha calm down!!!
SHYAZO: I'll get you later for blaming me!!!!!!
KOUGAIJI: Whatever... Anyway you are dared to swim with great white sharks...
GAKKAI: Phew... Glad that's not mine!
SANZO: I'll do it...
KOUGAIJI: ...with a piece of steak being superglued to your @$$...
SANZO: What?!?!?!
KOUGAIJI: Well, are you gonna do it, Genjo Sanzo?
SANZO: I...
NURIKO: Question! Why does Kougaiji always say "Genjo Sanzo" in that weird way???
EVERYONE: What weird way?
NURIKO: Like he's in love with Sanzo!
EVERYONE: ... hits Nuriko over the head once each
GOJYO: This is what happens when you hang around Goku too much...
HAKKAI: Or Gakkai...
GOKU, GAKKAI: Yea... Wha... Hey!
SANZO: I'll do it!
KOUGAIJI: Alrighty... snaps fingers and Sanzo disappears Since we won't be able to see him live, we have to see him on this big-screen TV...
EVERYONE EXCEPT NURIKO (Who's outcold): looks up
SANZO: ... THOUGHTS: This is nothing... I've been through worse...
RANDOM SHARK: bites Sanzo on the @$$
SANZO: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Wtf's up with everyone after my @$$?!?!?!?!
SHYAZO: Oh the poor, beautiful, sexy @$$!!!
EVERYONE: stares at Shyazo blankly
SHYAZO: blushes What?!?!?! Can't I enjoy staring at his @$$???? IS IT A CRIME TO LOVE GENJO SANZO'S BEAUTIFUL AND SEXY @$$?!?!?!
SANZO: ...
NURIKO: Hang on a second! Sanzo can stop now cuz no one said how long he'll be in there!
SANZO: Yeah! gets out quickly I owe you one, Nuriko.
NURIKO: Yay! You owe me one! Time to start a list!
SANZO: Oi! I only said one!
NURIKO: What do you think I'm doing??? turns to list Ok I don't want that, now to choose out of 125...
SANZO: ...
KOUGAIJI: Oi! Get back into your dress!
SANZO: mumbles When this is all over I'm gonna get you so badly you momma's boy...
KOUGAIJI: burns Sanzo in the @$$ again Shut up! The next one is for Gakkai, whose hair has grown back...
GAKKAI: It has??? YAY!!!
GOJYO: How the hell did that happen????
GOKU: Oooh! Maybe it's because some lil hair fairies took pity on Gakkai because she looked horribly retarded bald so they decided to give her hair!
SHYAZO: Or maybe I used my spell to re-grow Gakkai's hair because she asked me too! Oh wait, I did do that you moron!
GOKU: ...
GAKKAI: Yay! Arigatoo Shyazo!!!
KOUGAIJI: Oi! This dare is for you! This person wants you to... goes red
GAKKAI: What???
KOUGAIJI: mumbles Do the full monty...
GAKKAI: WTF???? ...
GOKU: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMG Kougaiji's blushing!!!
KOUGAIJI: Am not!
GOKU: Are too!!!
KOUGAIJI: zaps Sanzo again
SANZO: OWWW!!! WTF DID I DO?!?!?!?!?!
KOUGAIJI: Blame the monkey...
SANZO: glares at Goku Goku!!!!!!!!
GOKU: Ahaha... hides behind Shyazo
SHYAZO: Wtf???
KOUGAIJI: Well Gakkai?
GAKKAI: No! One; cuz it took me FOREVER to get this stupid turtle suit on and two; no one but Hakkai... can see me... naked... goes bright red
HAKKAI: Phew...
GOJYO: smirks Hey Hakkai, you're lucky your girl's loyal...
AYA: What are you implying Gojyo???
GOJYO: Uh ahahaha nothing!!!
KOUGAIJI: Fine, wuss out then... Genjo Sanzo! This next one is for you!
SANZO: Fine...
KOUGAIJI: You are dared to put a bucket of electric eels down your pants...
SANZO: Can't do it... Not in pants... flips dress
KOUGAIJI: magically changes Sanzo's dress into pants You can now...
SANZO: No fracking way am I doing it! Not if it's gonna hurt my private part!
EVERYONE: o.O SANZO DENIED A DARE!!!!!!!!!
SANZO: What?
SHYAZO: He's a freakin wuss!!!
GOKU: Can you blame him?!?!?! A guy's dick's the most vital point!
NURIKO: Yeah! If Sanzo didn't back down, that would mean that he's a woman!!!
HAKKAI: ...
GAKKAI: ...
GOJYO: I agree with what Goku said... I should know... smirks at Aya
AYA: giggles
KOUGAIJI: I didn't expect YOU to wuss out, Genjo Sanzo...
SANZO: Tch...
KOUGAIJI: We'll be right back...
(Elevator music... Lalalalala... Doodoodoodoodoodoo)
KOUGAIJI: Ok the final dare... This is for the both of you at once...
SANZO: Joy...
GAKKAI: Oh yeah! Bring it on!
KOUGAIJI: Right now, on the other side of the world, your beloveds are hanging over an active volcano that is about to errupt in an hour's time... You will have to get to them before the time runs up and save them or else, well, bad consequences will occur... Whoever gets to their hostage first will be the winner...
SANZO, GAKKAI: Bring it on!
(On the other side of the world...)
HAKKAI: hanging on a piece of rope next to Shyazo This is a nice view...
SHYAZO: SANZO!!!!!!!!!! YOU'D BETTER SAVE ME OR I'LL GET MY KIJUTSU BOOK AND CURSE YOU FOR A BAJILLION MILLION TRILLION FOREVER YEARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HAKKAI: ... Ahaha...
SANZO: ... No wonder it's so quiet... Shyazo's not here...
GAKKAI: ...
KOUGAIJI: Ready! Set! GOOOOO!!!!!!!
SANZO, GAKKAI: zoom off
NURIKO: Wow they're loyal...
AYA: Yeah, even Sanzo...
GOJYO: Don't worry babe, I'll save you if you were trapped...
GOKU: chocks Are you sure you won't go hitting on some other girl????
GOJYO: I would never!!! stops eyeing random girl two rows down
AYA: Uh-huh... Well then maybe we shouldn't do anything for a while... sits on Shyazo's seat which was far away from Gojyo
GOJYO: glares at Goku Goku!!!!!!!!
GOKU: Why is it always me?!?!?!?!
KOUGAIJI: Because you're a monkey...
GOKU: Shut up! And why're you here anyway? You never told us...
KOUGAIJI: ... Look a flying monkey!
NURIKO: Wtf??? Where?
KOUGAIJI: THERE!!! throws Goku in the air
GOKU: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NOT FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
KOUGAIJI: escapes
R.N: Ow... What happened? Omg Kougaiji!!! Where is he?!?!?!
(MEANWHILE...)
GAKKAI: reaches Hakkai first YES!!! I win!!! disappears back to studio with Hakkai
SANZO: reaches Shyazo and both disappear
GAKKAI, SANZO: ?!?!?!?!?!
R.N: SANZO-SAMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SANZO: frack off!!!
R.N: Sanzo-sama?!?!?! You don't like me???
SANZO: NOO!!!
SHYAZO: cracks knuckles You're gonna pay R.N...
R.N: ??? Kougaiji's gone...
SANZO: Wtf?!?!?! He has my Scripture!!!
R.N: But before that... Stay tuned folks for the results of the winners!
R.N: Welcome back! In my hands are the results and next to me is the beautiful Emma Weeber whom I shall be marrying next month... looks at Sanzo to see if he's jealous
EMMA: Hi!
SANZO: smoking and not carring that the R.N is about to marry Emma
R.N: And the winner is... No one!!!
EVERYONE: WHAT?!?!?!?!
GOKU: You mean we did all that for NOTHING?!?!?!?!
SANZO: Wtf are you on about?!?!?! You didn't do much!!!
R.N: Well that's all of I DARE YOU!!! Have a goood night!!!
EMMA: Bye!
SANZO: Wait a second! What about Kougaiji?!?!?!?!
THE END!!!
NURIKO: What DID happen to Kougaiji, Goku?
GOKU: Weeeeeeeeeeeeeell... He stole the scripture and ran off with it to give it to his dogy stepmom but she couldn't use it because the Scripture Fairies forbade her to use it so she gave it back to Sanzo and he kept it and he lived happily ever after!
SHYAZO: Oooooooooooooor I just swapped the Scriptures around and he took a phoney one instead of the original one... Which is what happened...
NURIKO, GOKU: Oooooooooooh...
(MEANWHILE)
KOUGAIJI: It's FAKE?!?!?!?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
REAL THE END!!!
(Yay! It's finished! Hope you liked it! Ok the ending was kinda crappy but I always suck with endings anyway so yeah... Lol thanks for reading this!)
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