Chapter 1 - The Intro

So you think you can dance?

Disclaimer: “So you think you can dance © ABC networks

Sonic_Thinkoman: and not mine!

Dis.: Well…. umm…the original Sonic cast ©Sonic Team, SEGA

ST.: And still not mine!

Dis.: And Drew © Sonic_Thinkoman…

ST.: That's mine! That's mine!

Dis.: SHUUUT UP!

*Disclaimer pulls a 9-mill. and shoots ST.*

Dis. *thinking* I don't get paid enough…

ST. *dead* You don't get paid, Bill



Random quote: You know you've been left behind when you see a grown man coming out of a club singing “Shake your tail feather.”

Note from ST.: I got this idea from the “Sonic Idol” fict. I don't know who wrote it, but thx anyway!



Some random announcer: Welcome to the 2005 open dance competition. This competition is open to single and double acts. Today our judges are.

Cream

Shadow

And a new applicant, his name is Drew Chiefner with his chao Nick. Well, he looks like a Simon to me, folks!

Cream: *thinking* I love judging.

Shadow * This better be worth my time*

Drew * I wonder if there are any babes on this show*

Cream: And here our contestants are:

Sonic

Knuckles and Rouge

Tails

Amy

Cosmos

And…. Metal Sonic and

Bocoon (from Sonic X)

Shadow: Great, that's all we need, a rust bucket and a pint-sized mutant.

Drew: You'd think the “Ultimate Sonic copy” could think of an insult better than that….

Shadow: Who asked you, pervert!

ST: Hey, don't talk to my character like that! I made him, and I got Christ!

Shadow: * Under his breathe* heh, … all I see is your fat ego.

ST: Hey, I heard that!

Shadow: How?!?

ST: You us talk balloons. Ohhh! Score!!

Drew: … It called tech-no-lo-gy; you might want to look into it… I mean…

Shadow and ST: WHO ASKED YOU!!!

Cream: HEY! Before this fict. turns into “The Creator vs. Creation”, can we please finish this chapter?

Shadow and ST: Ok….

ST: *thinking* I wish Shadow was dead.

Shadow: *Where are the Chaos Emeralds when you need them. *

Cream: *I wish there was world peace *

Cheese: *chao choa…*

Nick: * choa…. *

Drew: * 10 bucks to the first women to show me there stuff. *

ST: * I'm with yah…*

Drew: * Wha..!..

ST: *Thought balloons…*

Cream: Well anyway, hears our first contestant!

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