Chapter 2 - The contest(part 1)

Ch. 2 The Contest



Disclaimer: I only own Drew. Everything else is hers [since the divorce].

Random Quote: Merry Christmas, Happy Quanza, Honica, whatever, as long as you stay close to it! Here's something to remember:

Jonney the retard, had an eight inch watermelon head

He climbed a tree, and said to me:

I LIKE TATOR TOTS! :P



Snadow: First up is… Amy Rose…doing a hip-hop dance to “I tear my heart open”

Drew: * jerking up from his hand-held* Is she hot!!!

*Amy walks out wearing long black jeans and a “This shirt is pink” tee. *

Amy: Thanks Shadow, and all my fans! Thx!

*Clap… cricket, cricket.*

Shadow: *whispering* She's your worst nightmare.

Cream: Go Amy!

* Music starts*

I tear my heart open,

I sew myself shut,

And my weakness is, that I cant do much

And the stars remind me, that the past is real…

Drew: Umm…, Amy, that's enough hon.

*Amy stops dancing like she's going through labor. *

Shadow: -_- * snore *

Cream: Yah… nice try?

Nick: Chao chaooooooo…

Drew: * whispering *You said it.

* Shadow wakes up *

Shadow: mu… huf… mu ..MAIRA!

Cream and Amy: Another Maria dream?

Shadow: Yeah ……..

Everybody:………………

Amy: Well, did I make it?!

Cream: So, umm… whats the verdict?

Drew: Honestly, I think that's the worst thing I've ever seen.

Cream: Well, I think it was good!

Shadow: No, no, no, no, no, no, …………

Drew and Cream: We get it!

Amy: grrrrh…~: ( * Stalks of stage…CRASH * (Amy trips on pants)

Amy : OUCH!!!!

Cream: Well, next up is the couple everybody knows, it's Knuckles and Rouge!

Knuckles: WERE NOT A COUPLE!!!

*Knux and Rouge walks out. Knux has a bling necklace and sunglasses. Rouge has a stripper/ belly dancer two piece on.*

Drew: Holy *insert curse word here*!

Knux: Stow it, bat trash…ouch!

*Rouge stomps on Knuckles foot. *

Rouge: Can we just do this?

Cream: Alright, lets go!

* Music starts*

Girl, shake that Laffy Taffy, that Laffy Taffy,girl…

Drew and Shadow : Your in!

Cream: WHAT!

Drew: it's called sex- appeal. You wouldnt understand.

Shadow: What he said.

* Rouge and Knux walk off stage*

Rouge: * whispering* I told you this outfit would work.

Knuckles: *smiling* *Yeah, it worked on me. *

Drew: Ok, our last contestant of the day is Cosmos the…flower…thing.

Cosmos: Thanks Drew, how do I look?

Cream: Fabulous!

(Note from ST: To get an idea for you boys, imagein your girlfriend whereing a white dress, with a crown of flowers on her head. And for you girls, imagin your boyfriend in a tight black Speedo. * Part were half the girls reading this crack up in laughter or just get sick* )

Shadow: Humf…

Drew: * Thinking * Yeah, pretty as vomit…

* Music starts *

* Cosmos dances to something from “The Phantom of the Oprah” *

* Music stops *

Cream: That was wonderful!

Drew: I hate classical

Shadow: …….

Cream: I say YES!

Drew: I say NO!

* Both look at Shadow *

Shadow: I say…yes

Everybody: ? ? ?

* Drew chokes on beer*

*Amy chokes on tea *

* Knux chokes on air *

* Omochao explodes *

Addeance: * Wild cheers and claps *

* eventually silence *

Shadow: To make a long story short, I have a soft spot.

Shadow: Hey… weres Drew? He was sopost to say something stupid, and then I get mad and then we go into a censord fight.

Knuckles: Oh… he's asking Rouge if they can hook up.

Cream: And you didn't try to stop him!? You know how she gets!

Knuckles: * grinning * Yah… I know.

* Knux brushes some of his fur aside to reveal purple skin in the shape of a boot heel. *

Bang! Whoosh! CRASH!!!

* Drew flies threw the double doors , goes almost up to the roof, loses momentom, and crashes threw a factory-style window high on the opposet wall. *

Cream: Well, that's all for today!

Shadow: Yeah, join us next time for the next batch of entrys.

Drew: X_X

(Another note: I will now introduce you to my trademark exit)

* Camra pans out *

END

( Pretty spiffy don't u think?)

Strong Bad: (from homestarrunner.com) you've never used that ending.

So I'm just gon'na make one for you:

Yo, I deal burgers.



The REAL End

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