Chapter 1 - Cold...
Submitted August 12, 2005 Updated August 12, 2005 Status Incomplete | I was bored...so I wrote it... boredom
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Chapter 1 - Cold...
Chapter 1 - Cold...
Okers, hello people, cheese is good, chocolate is good, Simple Plan smells! Dun dun duuuuun...
This here would be a conversation with my friend, Beaner... Yeah...
Spugg: Hey, Beaaaaner *finger guns*
Beaner: Heyyyy, Petuuunia *super awesome badass smirk with finger guns*
Spugg: My butt hurts *dances around*
Beaner: Kool
Spugg: Wow, thanks for caring *sob*
Beaner: Anytime, buddy, anytime...
Spugg: Hot guy is saucy, no?
Beaner: No, hes just damn sexy!
Spugg: Like Bilbo Baggins, him and his sexy, sexy hobbit feet *dreamy eyes* What am I talking about?! *shudder*
Beaner: Remember that time, when that thing...? Ya know what I mean.
Spugg: No I don't, essplain?
Beaner: Neh
Spugg: Hehehe, Imma go essplode things, essploding things go BOOM!!!
Beaner: They so do.
Spugg: I so are...
Beaner: You so are what?
Spugg: I...don't...know..
Beaner: Riiight
Spugg: You so are...right, I mean.
Beaner: Super duper.
Spugg: Yessiree madam...
Beaner: The Used smell bad...
Spugg: I so know, System of a Down smells... GOOD, like freshly baked cookies.
Beaner: Amen to that.
Spugg: Yes
Conversation with a random person(s) I made up.
Jack: Hey there, I'm just so hot, I love myself *teeth sparkle*
Me: Hey Jack! Guess what?!
Jack: What? Oh do tell
Me: You suck...
Jack: I feel so unloved..by you anyway *teeth sparkle*
Me: Go die in a ditch
Belinda: Oh Jack, your so hot *eyes twinkle*
Jack: I know *teeth sparkle*
Me; Oh... my... Bob! Belinda, go die in a ditch... and while your in there, please horribly mutilate Jack.
Jack: Your just jealous *teeth sparkle*
Me: Oh yeah, I'm jealous of fangirls chasing after you, I'm also jealous of you because your something that is purely from my imagination. Suuuuuure
Jack: I'm a real boy!
Me: Stop quoting Pinnochio, makes you sound like a poof.
Belinda: Yeah Jack, I mean, yeah, your so awesomely spiffy, but quoting from a fairy tale? Thats just... no
Me: HA! In your face!
Thats really scary, wanna know why? Because while I was writing that down, there was like...this random cold bit of air, and it started circling my back, and now it's moved to my arm. Oh, its making me cold. I don't like it... MUMMY!!! *runs off*
This here would be a conversation with my friend, Beaner... Yeah...
Spugg: Hey, Beaaaaner *finger guns*
Beaner: Heyyyy, Petuuunia *super awesome badass smirk with finger guns*
Spugg: My butt hurts *dances around*
Beaner: Kool
Spugg: Wow, thanks for caring *sob*
Beaner: Anytime, buddy, anytime...
Spugg: Hot guy is saucy, no?
Beaner: No, hes just damn sexy!
Spugg: Like Bilbo Baggins, him and his sexy, sexy hobbit feet *dreamy eyes* What am I talking about?! *shudder*
Beaner: Remember that time, when that thing...? Ya know what I mean.
Spugg: No I don't, essplain?
Beaner: Neh
Spugg: Hehehe, Imma go essplode things, essploding things go BOOM!!!
Beaner: They so do.
Spugg: I so are...
Beaner: You so are what?
Spugg: I...don't...know..
Beaner: Riiight
Spugg: You so are...right, I mean.
Beaner: Super duper.
Spugg: Yessiree madam...
Beaner: The Used smell bad...
Spugg: I so know, System of a Down smells... GOOD, like freshly baked cookies.
Beaner: Amen to that.
Spugg: Yes
Conversation with a random person(s) I made up.
Jack: Hey there, I'm just so hot, I love myself *teeth sparkle*
Me: Hey Jack! Guess what?!
Jack: What? Oh do tell
Me: You suck...
Jack: I feel so unloved..by you anyway *teeth sparkle*
Me: Go die in a ditch
Belinda: Oh Jack, your so hot *eyes twinkle*
Jack: I know *teeth sparkle*
Me; Oh... my... Bob! Belinda, go die in a ditch... and while your in there, please horribly mutilate Jack.
Jack: Your just jealous *teeth sparkle*
Me: Oh yeah, I'm jealous of fangirls chasing after you, I'm also jealous of you because your something that is purely from my imagination. Suuuuuure
Jack: I'm a real boy!
Me: Stop quoting Pinnochio, makes you sound like a poof.
Belinda: Yeah Jack, I mean, yeah, your so awesomely spiffy, but quoting from a fairy tale? Thats just... no
Me: HA! In your face!
Thats really scary, wanna know why? Because while I was writing that down, there was like...this random cold bit of air, and it started circling my back, and now it's moved to my arm. Oh, its making me cold. I don't like it... MUMMY!!! *runs off*
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