Chapter 1 - The joke

One day, there were 2 parents and a little boy. When it was nine o'clock in the morning, the dad was shaving, the little boy went in the bathtroom, and scared the heck out of his dad.
"SH**!" the dad yelled.
"What does that mean?" said the boy
"It means 'shaving'." Said thte dad.

Later, the mom was cutting the turkey, and the little boy went in the kitchen, and scared the heck out of his mother, and the mom cut herself.
"F***!" said his mother.
"What does that mean?" the boy asked.
"It means cutting the turkey." replied his mom.

When the guests came, the boy's grandpa picked up the boy.
"So, where are your mom and dad little buddy?" the grandpa said.
"Well, dad is sh**ing the stuff off of his face, and my mom was f***ing the turkey." The boy replied.

GET IT?

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