Chapter 8 - The Big Movie 2!

Even more movie spoofs.


CHEAPER BY THE SONIC(Cheaper by the dozen)

Sonic: Goodness Amy!!!! How many children do we have?!?!?!

Amy: 12! 2 from me, and 10 from various others!

Sonic: Oh..... yes

KID(A): MOMMY!!!! What's for dinner?

KID(B): Mommy!!! I'M HUNGRY!!!!!

KID(C): MoMmY1!1! i'M bOrEd!1!1!1

KIDS(D-L) DADDY!!!! We just blew up the house!!!

Sonic: What?!?!!?!??!

BOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GHOST RING(Ghost Ship)

Knuckles: You can't cheat on the girlfriend you don't have with a dead person can you?

(Really hard to spell and pronounce): ........um......no?

Sonic: Hey!!! This stuff is really good!

Shadow: You got a little....

Sonic: Oh crap!!!

Sonic and Shadow realize they were eating maggots.

Sonic shrugs.

Sonic: Well they're a good source of calcium!

Sonic and Shadow resume eating.

Shadow: We're probably gonna die anyway.

Sonic and Shadow die.

Tails: Amy, you can live! I won't kill you if you don't blow up this ship!

Amy: NO! I won't let you kill any more harmless people!!!!

Tails: Well one of them was doing a tango real bad..... that's a sin...

Amy: GAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!

Amy detonates ship. As Amy floats away from the debris she sees spirits floating upwards, and waving at her.

Amy: O_o Did I forget to take my meds again?

Amy is in an ambulance. Just as she wheels away she sees Tails walking away along with Knuckles, Sonic, and Shadow.

Amy: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

Amy grabs a Big Mac and eats it in one bite.

Amy: Ok, I'm good, continue.

(Ending Music)

THE BAD NEWS HEDGEHOGS(The Bad News Bears)

Shadow: Man Moneymaker, we're never gonna win!!!!

Sonic: I'm gonna steal!

Amy: A base?

Sonic: NO! This baseball!

Amy: -_-

Shadow: Stay out of it Sonic!!!

Sonic: You got a problem shorty?

Shadow: NO! YOU DO!!!! IT'S CALLED HAVING MY FOOT UP YOUR.....

Amy: HEY HEY HEY!!! Family oriented please!

Shadow: -_- Booty.

Amy: Thank you!

Sonic: How about this guy? He hit 14!

Moneymaker: HOMERUNS!??!!?!?

Shadow: Nah! He his 14 of the people who make sleazy spoofs like this!

Moneymaker: Can we get him on the team?

Amy: Leave it to me!

Amy: If I win than you join the team!

Tails: What if I win?

Amy: Anything you want!

Tails: DEAL!

Sonic: Well?

Amy: We couldn't find anything to bet on....

Shadow: Why didn't you flip a coin?

Amy: We're both broke!

All: -_-

Amy: So he plays and he gets a bannanna!

All: -_- -_-

Moneymaker: Alright, bottom of the ninth! Let's win win win!!!!!

All: Calm down coach it's just a game!

Moneymaker: That's what you all think!!! Do you know what it really is?

All: What?

Moneymaker: A GAME!!!!!

All: -_-

Umpire: The Hedgehogs win!!!!!!!!!

All: YAY!!!!!

Umpire: Just kidding..... Armadillos win!!!!!!!!!!

All: BOO!!!

Amy: Get him!!!!!!!

Umpire: HELP!!!!

Moneymaker: That's my team!





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