Chapter 2 - Ways to torment/Annoy Cloud Strife
Submitted March 6, 2010 Updated May 13, 2010 Status Incomplete | Inspired by a story by Lady_Nightmare; this is amusing ways to mess with the FF7 gang.
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Chapter 2 - Ways to torment/Annoy Cloud Strife
Chapter 2 - Ways to torment/Annoy Cloud Strife
Yeah proceed with caution, but not as much cause he be emo ;3
1: Call him emo
2: Refer to his hair as a chocobo's @$$
3: Ask if his father was a chocobo
4: Tell him he has relations with Zack infront of everyone
5: Lock him in a room with female chocobos that are in heat
6: Replace his buster blade with a giant squeaky sword before he goes into battle
7: Ask him if he's a born again christian due to him living in a chruch
8: Screw Fenrir's motor up; blame it on Yuffie
9: Tie Cloud up, then take Fenrir for a joy ride infront of him and scratch it to hell
10: Tell Tifa Cloud likes her more than Aeris
11: Post up pictures of CloudXSeph all over the seventh heaven bar so the costumors can see
12: Dye his hair pink while he's sleeping, blame it on yuffie
13: Glue him into a chocobo suit or make it so he cant undo the zipper right before he goes on a delivery
14: Tell him he's a very poor replica of Sephiroth
15: Tell him he looked like a very convincing female when he had to dress up like one in the game
16: Tell Barret Cloud thinks he is a big blowhard, sit back and watch the fun
17: Steal all the materia he has, then tell him Yuffie took it while he was sleeping
18: Ask him if he is competing with Vincent at being the most emo
19: Tell Yuffie Cloud thinks she's hott
20: Show him the Carameldansen avi of him and Zack, tell him Yuffie made it
21: Play "Dont worry,Be happy" around him every chance you get
Well that's all for nows. xP
Anywhos sorry for not posting in soo long, got a summer cold plus I draw more than I wright. But yeah, toodles! If cloud asks, Zack wrote this! ^-~
1: Call him emo
2: Refer to his hair as a chocobo's @$$
3: Ask if his father was a chocobo
4: Tell him he has relations with Zack infront of everyone
5: Lock him in a room with female chocobos that are in heat
6: Replace his buster blade with a giant squeaky sword before he goes into battle
7: Ask him if he's a born again christian due to him living in a chruch
8: Screw Fenrir's motor up; blame it on Yuffie
9: Tie Cloud up, then take Fenrir for a joy ride infront of him and scratch it to hell
10: Tell Tifa Cloud likes her more than Aeris
11: Post up pictures of CloudXSeph all over the seventh heaven bar so the costumors can see
12: Dye his hair pink while he's sleeping, blame it on yuffie
13: Glue him into a chocobo suit or make it so he cant undo the zipper right before he goes on a delivery
14: Tell him he's a very poor replica of Sephiroth
15: Tell him he looked like a very convincing female when he had to dress up like one in the game
16: Tell Barret Cloud thinks he is a big blowhard, sit back and watch the fun
17: Steal all the materia he has, then tell him Yuffie took it while he was sleeping
18: Ask him if he is competing with Vincent at being the most emo
19: Tell Yuffie Cloud thinks she's hott
20: Show him the Carameldansen avi of him and Zack, tell him Yuffie made it
21: Play "Dont worry,Be happy" around him every chance you get
Well that's all for nows. xP
Anywhos sorry for not posting in soo long, got a summer cold plus I draw more than I wright. But yeah, toodles! If cloud asks, Zack wrote this! ^-~
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