Chapter 4 - [filler chapter]

Two names you go by:
1. Sasuke
2. Gutless little homo


Two things you are wearing right now:
1. My mini man skirt and "Boi Toy" T-shirt
2. Underneath I'm naked!

Two things you would want (or have) in a relationship:
1. Does gay sex count as an answer or is it implied?
2. That first answer about covers it


Two things you like to do:
1. Stalk Naruto
2. Scream "SILENCE WENCH!" at Hinata. fracking bf stealer!

Two things you want very badly at the moment:
1. Naruto. *sigh...*
2. Idk...cash? How much you got?

Two things you ate today:
1. nothing
2. I'm trying to get into that wedding dress for when Naruto either proposes or accepts mine.


Two people you last talked to:
1. Naruto! (did I mention he kicked me out cos was nude at the time?)
2. Raphael. I was bored.


Two things you're doing tomorrow:
1. Stalking Naruto with Raphael (third time in two days!!).
2. Surfing the Internet for yaoi porn. ^__^ YAY LEMONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Two longest car rides:
1. From Naruto's house to the sex addicts meeting at the "institution"
2. The Ride back to Naruto's house in the car I stole after breaking out of the "institution"


Two Favorite Holidays
1. Valentine's Day, what did you expect? P_P
2. Christmas. I have unbelieveable mistletoe radar. ^^ *beep...beep...*

Two favorite beverages.
1. Bahamalama-Dingdong (only the sweetest, gayest drink ever invented! The frozen banana looks at you!)
2. JELLO SHOTS! they jiggle! ^__^

Two things about me! Things you may not have known.
1. I'm gay. *BOMBSHELL GASPPP*
2. It really bothers me that Sakura has such a flat chest even though I'm gay!


Two places you have worked:
1. Burger King. I used to watch all the hot guys' asses, it was fun. U_U
2. Victoria's Secret. I SO did not get paid enough to advise all those fat women. T_T


Two movies I would watch over and over:
1. Brokeback Mountain!! Heath Ledger was so SEXY!! XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
2. Gay Porn

Two places I have lived:
1. Konoha. I had a very shelterd life.
2. Orochimaru's little brothel. I HATED it there!!! P_P;;

Two of my favorite foods:
1. I told you I'm dieting!
2. Anything sugary!! Or sweet!!!


Two places I'd rather be right now:
1. Naruto's apartment. He should be taking a shower soon.
2. Naruto's shower with him in it! ^__^


Itachi: .....So this is what you do in your free time. =_=;
Sasuke: ...Pretty much. >_>;

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